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May 08, 2005 |
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Your Daughter's Advances
FOUND by Cate McQuaid
My friend found this in her driveway.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Haha... What silly stationery to write a note that has an otherwise serious tone.
I wonder if they ever talked.
Maybe the funny stationary was supposed to be a way to defuse the extra tention the girl's parents would feel by the accusations. Wow, that's pretty funny.
uh-oh.
hahahaha. That's horrible but really funny. Wonder if the daughter ever got anywhere with it?
Think about it! The note was found in a driveway.
THE MOTHER NEVER GOT IT. The daughter got to it first.
Oh, trust me, the daughter never got it. If she had, it would have been immediately torn into bits and incinerated.
Ouch. I'm sure /that/ was a fun one to explain.
no good......
This made me giggle.
I love it.
I do love the contrast of the storybook looking illustrations with the context of the message. It's like a loss of innocence. The background is harkening to the little girl the mother hopes her daughter will remain and the message is definitely telling her that her daughter's maybe not the sweet little innocent girl anymore....unless the neighbor's husband wants her to be. Sorry. bad BADBADBAD. sorry. retract.
oh my...... ohhh ohhh ohh my....
Well, that's certainly awkward.
Thank just made me laugh out loud. It may be serious but that paper. :)
This is the most disturbing find I have seen yet.
haha! oh wow, the paper just cracks me up. I want to know exactly how the girl was coming on to the husband? or is it just a paranoid housewife?
the expression on the giraffe's faces seems very befitting of the message.
Perhaps it wasn't the daughter but the husband.
"Oh, trust me, the daughter never got it. If she had, it would have been immediately torn into bits and incinerated."
I bet the daughter did get it. She got it hard....
This makes me wonder how old the daughter is.
I hope she is at least 18. If not, it is very sad.
Young girls who make sexual advances have usually been sexually abused.
I love the little hearts floating around some of the animals. How funny!
In a way, I hope the daughter got to it first and the parent never knew...
Because, come on, if you're THAT stupid to put such a serious message on such childish paper, people might think you're having a laugh...
Who knows, maybe it was an enemy of the teenage girl?
Oooooh! The plot thickens!
I like that the wife wrote it instead of the husband.
I don't think he had a problem with the whole thing.
Jennifer, 23 yrs, sleeping w/ 54 year old married father of four (for the past two years). Of course, her mother Cici has been sleeping w/ a married man for 15 years. Money grabbers, home wreckers, sleeze bags!
I like the stationary.
I like the stationery, too. For some reason, I sense that the wife's has been on anti-depressants for quite some time. And anti-depressants kill your sex drive. Not saying the husband and the girl were going at it, but I'm sure he's thought about it. A lot.
Voices, I think you're on the right track. My theory is the wife realizes that her husband has unfulfilled needs, and the wife wants the neighbor girl to take care of those needs. Since the neighbor girl is not willing to make advances, the wife wants to contact the girl's parent(s) to arrange a price. I think I saw something like this on the Brady Bunch.
maybe the wife doesn't realize that the husband is actually the one going after the girl... who i am hoping is not a child. it's still wrong and illegal, but i'm hoping the girl is at least 16... that would be much better than say 12... maybe the husband has a fetish for girls in catholic school uniforms ever since Britney's "Hit me baby one more time" and his wife wont dress for him... but it just so happens the girl on the second floor goes to catholic school and might be willing to wear the uniform for him.
the husband could be a sex crazed maniac who loves teenage girls meanwhile the wife is popping prozac and pretending he still loves her for her mind.
was that wrong???
it's not the wife's fault she married a DILF, it is however her fault that she lacks self esteem or confidence in her marriage that she's worried about a young girl hitting on her husband. obviously she wouldnt wnt to discuss this with the parents, unless she was worried tht her husband wouldnt be able to resist this hot young gal any longer. hhmmmm i wonder what happened. someone clue me in. i want to know.
maybe the advances weren't even sexual, maybe they were advances in sales, maybe she wanted to sell him some very fancy motor oil for cheap, but he turned it down knowing it was crap, but the wife still smelled a bargain and went to the girls parents apartment to further discuss the possible sale of motor oil, or cookies, or anything really...
I think it's sad that society has gotten to the point that this woman can't even assume that the neighbor girl has two parent(s)
The stationary is that of a mother who has young children and is busy all the time making the house a home for her family! It's been a long time since she owned "grown up stationary". She probably wears cotton panties with yellow flowers, but that's okay, because her husband loves her more than ever for being such a great wife and mother. Her husband told her about the girl's advances and they both agreed the mother of this girl should know that the girl is messed up.
The Zebra is my fav.
When I was around 12 or 13. I had gone to visit an ex-girlfriend of my brother's (She was 15 or 16 at the time) We sat outside in the courtyard where my family had lived and her and my brother had dated for a number of years. Dozens over apartments overlooked the courtyard. While sitting on one of the brick walls she started telling me about a guy that she was seeing. She was pointing up to one of the windows where you could acutally see people moving around. (She did babysitting for a woman that lived in that building) She has been wearing tiny shorts and little skirts to get the attention of a certain guy that lived there and now (then) it became that on a regular basis she would slip into the apartment and have sex with this man while he was on lunch from work, his wife was at work and his kids were at school. Without me asking, she stated that he was 28.
In my view the wife is concerned and worried about the girl, not jealous or insecure. She sees that there is something wrong with a young girl making advances towards an older man, something may have happened to the girl. She wants the parents to be aware so they can get her help if it's needed. There is nothing wrong with being attracted to people at a young age, but to act on it is another matter. I as well find this to be the most disturbing Find yet, it's sad.
-E
The giraffes look uptight and worried (rightfully so!) while all the other animals look crazily oversexed. Sometimes I feel like those giraffes when I go clubbing w/my girlfriends.
This note made my jaw drop!! Kids these days!!!
Humbert! Humbert!
If some girl (as long as she is 18+) was hitting on my husband, I would be flattered. Because that means I have some good goods that are mine.
I wouldn't be worried about whether my husband was going to bonk her or not.