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Baby Bresses
FOUND by Joe Parisi
in Unknown
We recently moved into a new house. Soon after, we began getting plain paper-wrapped magazines addressed to the previous owner. We learned through the grapevine that he worked for Hustler or Penthouse Magazine some years back. Strangely enough, about two weeks into our new stay a postcard arrived addressed to Penthouse Magazine. Somehow the writer must have erroneously been given our new address as the address for Penthouse. I contemplated sending the guy a photo of myself in a wig (I'm 41, male, medium build, average amount of body hair for Sicilian-American), but couldn't do that to him. Through Internet research found out the model's name was actually "Baby Breese," but I prefer Bresses.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Baby Bresses is no longer young..none of us who were around in 1976 are young. Her boobs are sagging down to her knees.
Too bad.
Find someone else to obsess about.
Well, fooch, maybe she was REALLY young in 1976. Like a baby. Wouldn't she still be young now? Oh wait. Never mind. She'd be old.
Just wondering...is this a find if it comes to your house in the mail?
I think Baby Bresses lives in the trailer park at the edge of town now.
goodness, this is rather adorable.
This is hysterical! Joe Parisi, in unknown whereabouts with any amount of body hair, I love you! Send that picture to dirtyfoundmagazine.com today!
this.
is.
AWESOME.
I think I remember the Baby Breese spread in 76, the summer I spent babysitting and reading the child's father's Penthouse magazines. BB was a very small woman (as in midget)with very large breast implants. The photo spread showed her in a huge play-pen, surrounded by large blocks, stuffed toys, etc. but with all her own "toys" on show and some very unchildlike poses.
Fooch is right; she looked unnatural in 76 (a "baby" with a tired face). Today she would just look creepy. Trust me, writer, you don't want an update. Niether, I'm sure, does she.
If she was 18 in 1976, that makes her 51 now. I'm pretty sure that's past MILF status.
the youngest she could possibly be would be 51.
yeah, I don't think she'd sell many copies of penthouse these days.
if you(the postcard writer) really want to see her naked, I think you'd have a better chance trying to get some "Cougar" themed skin-mag to hire her.
...oh, and also sending your postcard/request to the right address might help too.
Sick In Tired-
Thanks for filling us in.
But, uh, ick.
Feeling in Coherent: A 51 year old can't be a MILF? Ouch.
What is an "average amount of body hair for Sicilian-American"? Wait--maybe I don't really want to know. Never mind.
Could it be that the previous owner was Lance Pants?
Once you pass MILF you become grandMILF. Which isn't the most pleasant of ideas. Still, not as bad as great-grandMILF.
I've heard Baby Bresses is devising a come back. In her latest Penthouse spread, she'll be featured in a hospital bed, showing off what she usually keeps hidden beneath her Depends.
She is also contemplating a name change to "Aging Creases."
@Who's wanting MILF: Once you pass MILF, you become a GILF.
I thought 50 was the new 30. Dammit! Please let 50 be the new 30...
@Cotton: LOL at "Aging Creases".
Lindsay Freeman (aka "Baby Breese") per a google search on vintage erotic forums...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0293482/
if anything she may have needed implants...
Yuck to hairy Sicilians....Yuck to Baby Breeses (or whatever her name was) boobs...Yuck to all of you...Now I can't eat my Cheerios....I'm gonna have to Google a picture of Scarlett Johansen to regain my sanity...
She looks about 6 years old, scary stuff. This is the pic I found of her Penthouse shoot http://i3.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/29/e4/5ff8_1.JPG
Now we know where Tila Tequila came from, she is just as yucky....:-P
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/4053
Baby Breeses is making a Christmas list, adding those xxl nighties.
she looks very very young. that's sad.
I looked at that pic, darkshines. Made me sick...
It's Baby Breastses.
I remember sneaking into my parent's closet and peeking at my dad's girlie mags. I can't believe it, but I remember that picture of the chick that Darkshines provided the link to. Man that was a looong time ago.
Ew. She does look young.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Penthouse-January-1976-Bab
Try that again?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Penthouse-January-1976-Bab
Or not...google it.
try tiny url.com.
Or not. Darkshines offered a link to a pic, too.
I think we can all agree that Finder "Joe Parisi in Unknown" really, really has to send that photo of himself to the person who wrote the Find.
It's odd how so very many people think of other folks remaining how they looked "back in the day" (because the yearbook photos, or the magazines, or the snapshots don't change). Most of us realize that WE age some -- maybe not as much as we really do age -- but we think of those old high school or college friends as forever young. They're not. And we aren't either. And that's the frightening thing about both reunions and about magazine updates.
Even the real BB (Bridget Bardot) didn't age all that well in the end. I don't want to know how this other person aged.
If you want to know how you've aged, just catch sight of yourself reflected somewhere you weren't expecting to...in a shop window on the street, or one of those TV screens in a department store. There's one in our big local department store, they "film" you at the foot of the stairs coming down and you walk toward the screen you are projected on. Half the time I don't recognise me. The other half I do and cringe. "Look--it's a walking fashion don't!"
Thanks for the link darkshines. I was just curious to see what she looked like. I pictured her as a blonde
Awesome -- my birth month is January 1976!!! I celebrated my 33rd birthday during the first week of this year.
It's interesting that, out of all of the month-year combinations the author had to pick from, he chose one that's exactly the same age as me. How cool.
Joe, Joe, Joe! Send the poor dolt a photo of yourself! Imagine that pedofile (oh, I saw her, he's denfinitely a pedofile) waiting with baited breath, as he reaches into the envelope...and pulls out your hairy-yet-gelatinous image. Follow it up with a clinical trial, and viola (that would be wallah) - a cure for pedofilia! Time to do your part for the betterment of humanity.
Tinyurl.com! Rad. Thank you. Here's that link:
http://tinyurl.com/betsw2
@Librarian -- oddly enough I remember a Penthouse feature on how ageing stars looked at 50, and one of them was indeed Brigitte Bardot -- carefully posed naked in evening sun (on a seashore) mostly with her arms above her head, but looking pretty darn good. Ursula Andress in a wet t-shirt was another -- she did look rather beefy but I wouldn't have kicked her out of bed (Actually SHE would easily have kicked ME out of bed).
Bardot was born in 1934, so this must have been 1984 (probably the last time I bought a girlie mag...).
Did anyone else think "Baby Breastissez" upon seeing this sad, sad little note? Because I sure did. Because I'm what my ex-girlfriend called a "sicky-sicko." But fuck it, some girls like it. And after seeing what Baby looked like (circa 1976) I'd be willing to wager a hefty some that she's totally one of those girls.
hey Frottage.. 12:29 PM +
I guess I did- but I spelled it differently. Great minds think alike.
I meant "sum" instead of "some," so you needn't point that out. Why can't we edit our comments?
It's interesting to me that only a few months ago, one could google image search Baby Breese and Find some pics online. It seems that all the pics were from e-bay, and now all those links are old and gone away.
The only thing I could Find today is an artist's site, where the artist takes vintage images and creates cards and such. (hoping the link's not too long. looks short enough..)
http://www.christinavarga.com/Baby%20Breese.jp
if cut, please see
http://tinyurl.com/tinybabby
(it was cut. the g at the end of jpg.)