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February 13, 2009 |
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Dude Man
FOUND by Carissa Visser
in Eugene, OR
I found this at the Sundance Natural Foods bulletin board.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The guy with the elephant for life? chicken drumsticks for life?
and just how good would reiki be given by a guy called dude-man?
His name should be Hippyman..protector of recycling bins, defender of socialism and champion of Birkenstocks. Du..u..u..ude, ya got any spare change.....? Utopia only exists in heaven Hippyman, take a bath and put on some clean clothing and start looking for a job.
I think it's Elvis hair & sideburns.
Arg! Why is my nose bleeding?!? Broon!!!
I had no idea that the Big Lebowski was into Reiki. My eyes have been opened.
At first glance, I thought that Dudeman was going to wear a red clown nose for the meeting...
...not bring a "red nosed" American Pit Bull along.
I thought this was a strange find - til I saw that it was found in Eugene. now it makes perfect sense,
"Dudeman" much better than any of the other names he had tried:
"Guyman" "Fellowman" "Manman"
I'm also glad that he's seeking out the Reiki Masters and wants them to find him. Don't we all?
That "red nose Ameracan," you don't suppose the boxed wine can eventually cause a red nose do you? Nah. Maybe he's referring to the red clown nose he wears when he has hiked into town.
Trying to read this makes my eyes bleed. Trying to understand it makes my brain cramp up.
Look! It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's DUDEMAN! Defender of Reiki and red noses! And his trusty sidekicks: Ameracan Pit and Back Pack!
The Dude abides...
Thanks, but no thanks.
Hey Dudeman, if your shit is good, then we have a date.
Otherwise, you may be standing there a long time after 10 with your backpack and Red nose American Pit (wtf?)
@Tash-It DOES look like a chicken, complete with drumsticks and breast meat! ....Mmmmm, chicken.
Actually, he wrote something under that drawing. Someone with skills should be able to decipher it. I can't. But, I'll bet that it has something to do with weed.
Dudeman! You need to lower you doses a little bit. No one can understand you.
Will REIKI for food.
<<somewhere else in town that same day>>
So like I was down to Sundance Natural Foods for a Patchouli & cucumber water run...and I met this dude man who is totally in tune spiritually, and he said my aura was off, but that he could tune it up for me, and that he had replacement parts for my chakra which has a flat. I'm going to meet him at 10pm back at the Sundance. He's very free spirit, and I'm thinking about letting him crash here...
Love, The Hippychick
Dudeman, I majored in "healer of all things in college" the pay sucks don't do it.
Seen Lebowski Dudeman?
My red nose is overflowing with crazy, but I've got a whole backpack full of annoying and stupid (and a pitbull to guard it from the CIA operatives, who are trying to steal it from me in order to unlock the true secrets of the universe).
So he's into smoking weed and giving Japanese massages... sounds innocent enough.. but I dont think I would want to meet some strange guy named Dudeman on a dark street.. him with a backpack and an red nose American pittbull...
He needs to work on his marketing.. LOL
So, I wonder how it feels to have Reiki healing using a Pitbull?!
Right on, Finsterton Smytheman!
I don't think I'll go meet him. That guy has one UGLY heart!
Dude's handwriting has bad feng shui. It looks like it's stabbing, I think people will look for Dude, just to make sure they have a chance to get a good aim with their pepper spray.
It was originally the guy with the LUST for Life. Of course.
is it Hippy or Hippie?
When I see "hippy" I always think of someone with big hips.
Dudeman shacked up with Dude-chick and they had little dude-boys and dude-girls.
@ fooch ... those dude-kids, they weren't Kool-aid stained and gravy-eating, were they?
ALSO, see the sparkling web site:
http://sundancenaturalfoods.com/
Their wine cellar department looks HUGE in the photo. Maybe Reiki Dudeman has been visiting the sample section a little too often.
Duuuuuude, I think you're right (ie)
Under the heart and drumsticks it sorta looks like "cheri" like the French word for "darling." But that can't be right... Good job with crossing it out.
I <3 Sundance. :)
I think it means, "The guy with the (HEART) for life". Then, "I see L-O-V-E I need."
The red-nosed American Pit may refer to a white (albino) dog, the kind with reddish-pink noses and pink rims around their eyes.
But...dude...pitbull and backpack? You're gonna be seeking love for a long time, mine thinkit...
@ Phoebe: Healers-of-all-things may not make much money, but it's made up for by their high pay in raspberries!
This reminds me of when I used to play Zelda: A Link to the Past, and I'd use "Dude" for my name. It made the game so much more fun when the screen dialogue read "Yo, Dude! This house used to be a hideout for a gang of thieves" or "Dude, you can do it! Save the Princess..."
Now that I think about it, the town was named Kakariko...Reiki? Kakareiki? Hmmm.
And could those possibly be (gulp) HEART containers???
Dude.....
My attempt at a translation...
"My Name is Dudeman.
Please contact me, the man with the love for life.
I see, I need, I wish to become a healer of all things.
Reiki Masters, find me in town near Sundance around 10 pm, with a red nose American Pit (Bull) and a backpack."
He's had a recent (possibly drug induced) spiritual awakening and is in desperate need of a Reiki master to teach him the ins and outs of becoming a "healer of all things".
Noble goals, there are worse things a person could strive for..