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July 22, 2009 |
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You're Right
FOUND by Aliza
in Meeting House Rd, Sandy Spring, MD
In fall of 2005 I took my first trip alone to visit my grandmother. We were taking a walk near the Quaker Meeting House when I saw her dog curiously sniffing a folded paper. Upon investigation I found this! And, to my great pleasure, about 100 feet down the road was another small note, this time a grocery list. Both were written in the same casual handwriting and on the same pocket notebook paper. For the rest of our walk we searched for more treasures, but were unsuccessful.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Was this note written on Sunday?
If she called this weenie before or on friday, then she gets what she deserves.
My bet is that he called her the next day, apologizing for his jump of the gun. "No baby, I didn't mean that we had to wait that long. I was just upset. Can't I see you today?"
F*** you and/or click would be appropriate.
I tend to be a martyr and have to backtrack often...Hopefully this guy pays too!
Is this bitterness?
Sounds like the writer has been handed this excuse before by the intended recipient, and is just using their own weapons against them. Very very PA.
nd, even though your eyes are closed, I can tell you're not really sleeping; it's just your way of avoi
You want sleep? I'll give you sleep. The big one. And I'll come to whenever I'm good and ready (whether you are or not).
Signed,
Grim Reaper
meow......
This seems like a note from teacher to student, one who used the overslept excuse one time too many. Bet the big exam is on Thursday.
Wow, I want a dog that sniffs out good Finds!!
Wow, he's sleeping until Friday!
Sleep is much more important because I am 20 years older than you.
Wake me on Friday for dinner, please.
who needs sleep?
well, you're never gonna get it
who needs sleep?
tell me, what's it for?
Who needs sleep?
be happy with what you're getting-
there's a guy's been awake since the second world war...
Ouch. Talk about passive / aggresive. Creepy.
Dream on, dream on
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream on, dream on
Dream until your dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on...
There. Every "Found" cliche I could think of.
Booty calls need love too.
Henrietta was always telling Hans he didn't get enough sleep. "Sleep is more important than playing poker with your buddies," she'd say, or "Sleep is more important than studying for your test." But she kept bugging him to pick up the groceries, since they'd run out of corn chips, her staple food. "Sleep is more important than picking up groceries" was a very satisfying response for him. In the end, though, he didn't have the guts and just told her he'd lost the grocery list.
@Muse.. Funny!!!
Maybe this is one of the excuses like "oh Im washing my hair, can I call you back!?"
calls again
"Sorry, still washing the hair, and I'll be washing it until friday. so don't bother to call back!"
This note is from a well known vampire whose been hitting it hard, and is working on a new permanent girlfriend named Lucy. He was asleep under the Quaker meeting house. She was at home growing more anemic with each passing night.
Frankenstein's monster agrees the doctor knows best.
My mother-in-law dated a man who would just randomly go to sleep when she was over at his house. They broke up over it. So strange.