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If You Want Your Shit Back
FOUND by Moira Mosher
in Highland, Michigan
Found this in the hallway at my high school. Given that it's a high school, it probably stemmed from a bad breakup. 'Bitch ass dyke' is now my favorite curse.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
sure sounds like a bitter break up to me! she probably broke up with him..
ohhh the days of high school. so glad that's been over for a while now!
The note is from the bitch ass dyke. The placement on the page means it's the signature. That makes it all the better.
Yowza! What a note. Yep....it's High School for sure. Bitter break-ups are particularly harsh in HS....those memories I'd rather forget.
I'm not that old, and I don't recall high school being as brutal as it is these days. I didn't even say the word "crap" until I was in the 10th grade for fear of being grounded for a month.
i dont think you should adopt "bitch ass dyke" as your new favorite curse. its not original or unique and just plays on the individuals who are already considered second class citizens.
Me too Jello. I'm pushing 30 and still don't use certain words. I figure that there are many many words I can use to accurately express myself other than curse words.
Anyway, I would love to see the note sent back to him; there is no way she just did what he commanded. Any ideas of her note back to him?
"And if you want your dignity back you can peel it off my shoe."
"If you want your -hit back go dumpster diving."
"I put your -hit in the ------'s car you cheated on me for."
Ok, I'm sure you guys have better ones. Go ahead, please.....
I agree with concerned in the world....
Bitch Ass Dyke is probably not the best choice for your new favorite curse. It's offensive and hurtful.
that is something like a note I would get. I think he is calling her a b-a-d. when you dump a guy they get so rude. "hello, i dumped you because you cheated/are a total ass!". they just dont get it.
I never did get my shit back
Is that any way to treat someone you dated for four whole weeks!? Anyway I hope she did leave him for some hot dyke.
I think that maybe it was her girlfriend with some internalized homophobia who wrote the note.
Jello, you were probably in the 'in' crowd. All of us on the fringe, we totally hated high school, with its clique-iness and stuck up people who wouldn't say s*** if their mouth was full of it.
what am i saying? i wasnt even cool enough to hang with the outcasts.
I like the choice of capitalization... besides the start of the sentence, only 'Dyke' is capitalized like it was her formal name.
i wonder what the shit was.
Sounds like something my younger brother would say.
The proper / most fitting response to this note is to go to the guy's locker and politely ask for your things back, appologize for hurting his feelings, say it's too bad things couldn't work out, and then say good-bye, maintaining your composure and a casual i'm-so-beyond-your-petty-bullshit attitude. Nothing is more insulting than taking the high road.
If he acts like a mongoloid, laugh at him. If he begs to have you back, say, i'm sorry, but I'm not interested in being with someone who calls me names.
my highschool experience started out with me being such a loser i rarely even went to school, then I became an outcast, then formed a clique of crazy people who agressively confronted all the cool people (and the staff) with absurd performance art, defenestration, and hallway decorations made from Weekly World News collges.
Each phase happened at a different school.
My shit is in Johnson's underwear.
Among my friends, "bitch ass dyke" would be a term on endearment. My new fave for my friend Alex who is a big sissy boy is "tender tits". Try it!
my favorite curses in highschool were from the painfully stupid Johnny Dangerously.
You farging bastages, you corksucking iceholes, somanumbatching bastages!!
I think "bitch ass dyke" is an afterthought insult not the writers id. Afterall, how many lesbians (even confident angry lesbians) in high school will admit to being lesbians out loud, let alone leave written confessions??
hahah I love it.
It's been my experience that most 'dykes' are typically pretty mean looking and probably shouldn't be messed with. The female security guard at my high school drove a pick up truck and had a mullet. Nobody would cross her, she was burly.
I'd pass on getting my stuff back from this person. They sound a bit angry. I prefer to avoid all confrontation whenever possible.
Dude, guys can be such douche nards when it comes to a girl breaking up with them. He totally just called her that because his ego is aching. Like "she must be a bitch ass dyke if she won't stay with me, I'm the shit." LoL dumbass. My favorite multi-phrased curse in highschool was bitch ass motherfucker. But I like this variation, I have to start using it. I think I'll start referring to my little brother as a bitch ass dyke. LoL
So many unfounded assumptions about this note are being made here. Not the least of which is that it was written from a male to a female. Open your minds...expand the possibilities...it's more fun that way anyway.
i definetly think that its from one friend-a to friend-b, but the friend-b went crazy and started ignoring friend-a for her boyfriend. thus friend-a resorted to writting, crumpling, and throwing this note at Friend-b.
I read the B.A.D. comment as a subtle dig back at the dumpee. IE- Author/dumper in fit of hysterical dumpee rage says, "you do not want to be with me, therefor you are a bitch-ass Dyke", then a week later says he/she/it wants his/her/it's stuff back. Then dumper/author signs the note with the insult he/she/it knows the dumpee did not mean when said to make them feel bad.
Its manipulative, but it was useful during my divorce. ;)
Hey Backstroking fly, I am THE bitch ass dyke of my high school. Everyone knows it and no one messes with me. And my school is filled with less angry, completely open and confident lesbians that don't hide their sexuality. Maybe it wasn't like that back in your day, but things are getting better all the time. =]
Of all the theories, I like PastelNinja's the best. That's the feeling I got when I read it too.
P.S. I love the captcha questions, and the (maybe) unintended side affect that they set a kind of minimum intelligence bar for posts here. Although there may already be potential posters that can't calculate "fifteen divided by three" I'd like to see the questions get a little harder. LOL. Try story problems. Or calculus.
Poor guy, he must have been pretty upset to use a lame insult like that.
i prefer "psycho hose-beast" to "bitch ass dyke"....
thanks for that, brosef
Hey, don't be knocking on the lesbians there Sean S! I am a lesbian and I am certainly not a bitch or an ass and I don't have a mullet. Just so you know, I also don't play softball, tennis, OR golf, I do not know how to fix things around the house, I drive a honda civic, and most certainly shave my legs and armpits. And I also really really like girls who look like girls. Imagine that.
As far as the note it cracked me up. The possibilities are endless. But I do hope that she dumped that guy for a hot lipstick lesbian. Preferably his little sister or something.
Oh it's on now !
If you're happy with your no-cussing white bread upbringing I'm happy too . But I enjoy the fine art of creative cursing and honest name calling !In the appropriate context , it's like the gravy of communication .
Rex in MKE - I was in the same kind of group! But I went to the same school for four years. We found many ways to confront everyone we didn't like from destroying lockers to protesting China's rule over Tibet at our graduation. It was awesome. But one thing we were against was using the term 'dyke,' our group had a large number of closeted gay people and the attention we drew the better. That and we just decided it was a pretty offensive term. Now, not so much but we tried to respect when we could. (we plastered our school with "no on 9" stickers - wiki it.)
okay, I'm a fool. It's not on wiki. Bastards. Basically, in Oregon we had a measure that would require teachers in public schools to NOT Talk about homosexuality at all. Basically, "if they don't hear about it, it will go away." The measure failed and we were happy.
judgenmental bitch ass dyke
hah i feel crazy posting twice but oh well, i just realized something. Bitch Assed Dyke could be acronymed (thats probaly not a word and i'm definitly going to get killed by the grammer police for it but it sould be)into BAD! heres to lifes randomosity.
Maybe this explains the title of the Michael Jackson album, which coincidentally came out (no pun intended!) around the same time that his gender and sexuality issues really began to come to light. It does nothing to address his obvious racial issues, but you can't expect everything to be dealt with in one simple album title.
when I was in high school I break involved some serious name calling. one boy called me a demanding bitch, so in turn, I left him a voicemail telling him that if he wanted his things back he could call this demanding bitch and ask nicely... maybe she signed it that because he called her that?
I sure am glad she dumped this loser. Lol, nothing like going for the lowest common denominator for insults. In past breakups I have been called many things, for the most part a higher quality of insult. In comparison I feel so fancy now.
Funny. I was not in the "in" crowd, now was I what some would consider to be in a white bread world. On the contrary, I had much to be angry about. For fear of getting my butt whooped, I didn't curse. I've cursed since then, but I choose not to now. It doesn't serve any real purpose. It doesn't solve anything, and as for insults, it's not my style. I'm not a prude or a princess. I just choose differently than most I suppose.
correction
...nor was I what...
not
...now was I what...
worked late and I'm tired. Going to take a 2hr nap so I can wake up at 6am and start the day all over again...oh joy! :)
Oh Jello... your typos are hardly noticed. I didn't even see it, till you pointed it out. I have to agree with you about cursing. I don't do it all that much (well, except for about 10 minutes ago, when i knocked my coffee over a bunch of confidential files, managing just to soil the very top corner of the file folder, and not the papers inside)
Curse words are something that people tend to use interchangeable as all parts of speech, and i object to that. Displays a significant lack of vocabulary. But sometimes... when you just can't find the words, there is nothing like a good curse.
I think bitch-ass should be hyphenated.
Bitch-ass dyke!
I say free all language.
I think we oughta use curse words, taboo words, foreign words. i like the dykes that reclaimed the word dyke, i love the cunt monolouge from the vagina monolouges. I'd like to see all languages overlap and blur to the point of universal usage (as a natural evolutionary process, not a force-feeding, of course)
I heard about this really interesting study where they surveyed small children, like 6 yr olds, and most 6 yr olds knew and (when distant from adults) used every dirty word in the book. They also knew they weren't supposed to say these words, and the 12 year olds thought they could say em but the 6 year olds ought not. It's one of the most ridiculous and arbitrary things which perpetuates an oppressive mystification of sex and other bodily functions which is ultimately an anti-human psychological trap used to keep us in line.
Sometimes we all need a little more William Reich, bitches. (but not too much, cuz that's weird)
My 1st boyfriend in HS broke up with me by telling his friend to ask for the ring back. What a chicken-shit thing to do.
I think there's a time and place for swearing. I have a filthy mouth with my friends, but not so much with acquaintances, and not at all at work.
Besides, what I find interesting about swears/curses is that they tell you about what your culture/society is (or was once) uptight about.
North American English leans toward sexual & sexuality-based swears
Quebec French leans toward religion-based swears.
even referring to "impolite" or anti-social words as "cursing" or "swearing" is telling.
and so on.
Hmmm B.A.D. Maybe that's what Micheal Jackson really meant in his song.
"It's offensive and hurtful."
Ummm...isn't that the general *idea* behind cursing someone?