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June 18, 2007 |
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Miss New Booty
FOUND by Diggum Smack
I found this in a Central Valley library. Miss New Booty has been found.
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They are lyrics from a song, entitled "Miss New Booty" Dunno why someone would have them written down, though.
they found me....I dunno how, but they found me.....RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!!!
Hilarious.
Awful song, by the way.
Brings back the memories
That just made my day. ha i'd have to agree that it is an awful song, but the lyrics are hilarious.
I can never figure out why so many people draw ampersands and other symbols for 'and' backward. Grrr.
(That has nothing to do with grammar, BTW.)
I think maybe that's a left handed thing, ducks.
maybe the ampersand is supposed to look like a booty. because it does.
i dont think the writer thought that much about it.
I guess I'm out of the loop because I've never heard that song. Is it about a girl that just had a butt job? Otherwise, it would be difficult to get a new booty. I found you Miss Flat Ass would apply to a lot more people.
[Bubba Sparxxx]
I found you MS NEW BOOTY
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the playas club for about month or 2
Put his hand on it then see what he do [2x]
Really? These are "lyrics"? They make no fucking sense whatsoever. Why does she go to the playas club for just a month or two? Well, I guess after that length of time, and with his hand on it all the time, the "bootie" is now used? Stop thinking about it, you'll just want to punch yourself in the throat!!
It's about excersize. It's about getting in shape and finding that inner self confidence that supposedly comes with having a nice ass.
This song does suck - but it is very catchy and will now be in my head all day. Thank you Found. btw it is an anthem to "New" Booty or as the rest of the world knows it - Strange. Really, what better to compose a song about?
My booty is also in great shape from dancing.
screw the find; look at the finder's name. now that's funny.
For some reason "new booty" made me immediately think of gluteus implants, probably because a friend of mine refers to her breast implats as her "new boobs"
http://www.plasticsurgeryproductsonline.com/co
It's hard to get lost in a crowd with a nice new booty. No wonder she was found.
Wonder if she ever got it together?
Who was the old Miss Booty?
That would be an interesting contest to watch.
It's hard to believe that no one seems to know what these lyrics mean. Miss New Booty is the new girl that he "found" or is now seeing. "New" as in a different girl. HE hit the playas club for a month or two (presumably after a breakup?) I think someone wrote the lyrics down to give to a girl he just met. I think it's cute.
hahahaha great song, great find
this is hilarious
Ugh, I hate that song. In my opinion it's not very catchy. I found the beat very irritating. I'm glad someone was using their time in the library well! :)
And btw, if I accidentally posted this twice, sorry, I'm braindead today.
Isn't Diggum Smack that frog from the cereal that used to be called Super Sugar Smacks ? ( Now it's just Smacks ? ) If you tried to get the toy out by digging in the box , you'd have sugar smacks decorating your arm up to the elbow .
I agree that it's an odd choice of lyrics to write down...of course nothing compares to the booty songs by the Ypslanti All-starz (ah, ass thwomp).
Strangely enough, I once found these same lyrics jotted down by my youngest sister and stuck next to our computer. She said heard the song on the radio and used the fragments she remembered to look the song up on the internet and download it for her ipod.
mmmmm, super golden crisp and sugar smacks, yum....I thing sugar smacks had the frog Diggum and golden crisp had the bear...Sugar bear?
I wonder if this actually could have been someone's method to sway a young lady?
If it was I bet it won her over.
WHO IN THE HELL IS BUBBA SPARXXX
salt in the sea: GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
For a moment, I thought this was a quatrain from Elizabeth Barrett Browning's sonnet, "Grind Your Man," in which she likened new booty to a Lusitano mare in estrus.
Oh man... one baaaddd morning after a long night of clubbin', this song was the first thing I heard in my head when I woke up... very disturbing!
salt of the sea....stop, you are under arrest for striking the caps lock key. Cease and desist.
Midlife, are you sure that its EBB you're thinking of? i was thinking sylvia plath, myself.
Of course! I knew it sounded familiar. It's from "The Bell Jar," isn't it.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere!
haha thats funny. i like that song.
I often times write down bad song lyrics or weird notes when my friends and I are studying or otherwise supposed to be quiet so maybe this person has the same humor
Ahahaha... You did it! I found you Diggum Smack! LoL.. I look at this all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm-h1NZZVys
That is hilarious.