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June 10, 2009 |
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Recipe for "Dip Liquor"
FOUND by Liane
in My Kitchen
Found on the kitchen floor the morning after a party at our apartment. I'm thinking of submitting it to allrecipes.com.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
What, no Lays?
"I'll call it LIQUOR DIP!! No, no, that's all wrong...DIP LIQUOR! YES!"
So do you drink it or swish it around and spit it out?
Oh Man! I had the jiggers once. Took a week to clear up.
Oh goody...a recipe for homemade Lysol! No germ can live in it...nor yet any living tissue...
Yuck!
I just threw up in my mouth a little...
I'm pretty sure Julia Child started out on napkins
I like: how it was written on napkin or paper towel and the ink didn't feather out as the absorbent paper did its stuff.
I don't like: how there are no instructions with this recipe (do you fry the tobacco in the alcohol? bake it? boil it? how long? what temperature?) This isn't so much a "recipe" for "dip liquor" as a list of ingredients.
Conclusions: the "dip" part might be the user; and since the title is "dip liquor" that would mean the end product is a drink (liquor modified by dip) rather than a chewable treat (dip modified by a soaking in liquor)
Either way, Aaron might like some of this for next time he gets a rejection note.
I still don't understand what this is. Is it liquor + chewing tobacco? What do you do with it?
I think he was right the first time with liquor dip. Since it is only two shots of everclear and a whole can of dip, I think you let the tobacco soak up the booze and then dip away as normal getting a nice nicotine/alcohol buzz. Yuck.
you lick 'er, you brought 'er.
Roger Creager's Everclear Song comes to mind...
Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.
I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89,
They had 4 fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food,
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good.
Well they never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work,
They had Grandma's doin' backflips, Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs,
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic,
That the baptists had ever thrown.
[Chorus]
When I'm drinkin' everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world,
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick,
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find.
[Chorus]
omg, barf.
This is the quick and easy recipe for cancer in your mouth.
It also manages to give your liver cancer of the mouth, too.
I like how if Skoal is unavailable you substitute Big League Chew...bubblegum. "I don't have chewing tobacco, what else can I use? EUREKA!!! Bubblegum!!!!!!"
The submitter must live in West Virginia.
Anyone ever mistakenly swig from a spit bottle? This *might* make it a little less psychologically damaging... you know, the alcohol would kill the germs.
@brainproblem-
Yes, not once but TWICE and until you mentioned it I'd managed to let it fade from my memory.
Now I'm feeling a bit queasy thankyouverymuch.
It's great with Fritos Scoops corn chips!!
@ Hop in g i never meet this guy ... well, you can always soften the mixture by next soaking it in a double espresso. Then dip away as normal getting a nice nicotine/alcohol/caffeine buzz.
yuck.
Not a mouth I would want to kiss.
Jeffrey Dip figured if he left this recipe everywhere, it might catch on. He could be credited for his invention. So he left it in kitchens, bus stops, and restaurants. Not everyone bothered to pick it up, though.
The rest of the recipe got cut off...
suppose to read -
Mix and pack tightly between jaw and lip
Repeat until malignancy in gum and jaw sets in.
Enjoy!
Shannon in Austin.. good call! The Big League chew ?!?WTF?!? was the first thing I noticed, too!
I think they got Big League Chew mixed up with that real tobacco stuff that people (nobody I know of course) chew that comes in a pouch.
Of course they don't really chew it, they stuff it in between gum and cheek and suck the nicotine out and spit. You've really gotta love a guy to tolerate that habit, especially when there's a spit cup or bottle. Gross.
sounds like the perfect recipe for...making yourself vomit.
I'd rather do a shot of bong water.
What section of the Betty Crocker cook book would this recipe be posted under?
Seriously, just reading about it makes me want to hurl.
Where's Garth when you need him? (If you're gonna hurl...)
I can just imagine drunken frat kids writing liquor dip, then craking up as they cross it off, saying "No, no, dip liquor dude!"
...amazing find
haha! It's funny to switch the letters around. Lip Diquor.
DIp liquor, lip diquor, dip liquor, lip diquor... Say it real fast 5 times.
"Found on the kitchen floor the morning after a party at our apartment. I'm thinking of submitting it to allrecipes.com."
Funny, I'm thinking of barfing.
UCK!
Ugh...gross.
Ew.