January 27, 2008

Dragon Yard Sale
FOUND by Jonathan Shipley in Vashon, Washington
You'd better buy something or you will either get suffocated by a giant snake or burn to death. Either way, bad. You'd better buy something.
keeeeem in the middle of nowhere
aww right! they're selling snakes and dragons! i'm there!
+ January 27, 2008 12:12 AM +
Martina in Sara's house
I'll give you 75 cents for the blue star on crack.
+ January 27, 2008 12:37 AM +
Lauren in Muncie
I would totally buy that snake, as long as it's friendly.
+ January 27, 2008 01:03 AM +
Em in CA
Dav is one lucky fella. And that blue star on crack isn't going for anything less than a buck fifty.
+ January 27, 2008 01:15 AM +
Katherine in Philadelphia, PA.
I think the blue star cut the dragon's tail in half.

How unfortunate.
+ January 27, 2008 01:19 AM +
Elizabeth in SC
You have no idea how happy seeing this made me.
+ January 27, 2008 01:22 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Ahhhh the memories. My neighbour's kids putting all the junk toys they didn't want on a card table in the front yard with a sign and wondering why no one stopped their car to buy. Aside from the fact that it was an area with no pedestrian traffic and darn few cars, the prices were exorbitant!

+ January 27, 2008 02:32 AM +
Jan, who liked to mess with stuff in her big sister's room
Yard sale today but big trouble tomorrow for the kid who's holding an unauthorized sale of his sister's stuffed animal collection.
+ January 27, 2008 02:36 AM +
Dave in Ca.
I saw a dragon just like that one on Antiques Roadshow, It's a rare Crayola...don't let it go cheap!
+ January 27, 2008 03:12 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
Gold stars and blue stars
and old stars and new stars

New stars and old stars
and blue stars and gold stars

Boas and dragons that spit a red flame
These are a few of the things I can name...
+ January 27, 2008 03:44 AM +
lars in grossed in picture books
I Spy...
fire, one blue star, one snake's tongue, two drangon's wings...
+ January 27, 2008 06:28 AM +
Nobody puts baby in the corner
I would totally go to that yard sale, no question.
+ January 27, 2008 07:09 AM +
wrye in nostalgic bliss
this is *exactly* how my son drew as a little guy- we would have sales and make all these fantastic signs complete with cartoon characters of us pimping the used tupperware. and matchbox cars. splendid fun!
+ January 27, 2008 07:30 AM +
Ell- in g - ton!
A snake that got run over by a rocking chair and a dragon with a beak. You can't find that anywhere else!
+ January 27, 2008 07:50 AM +
Sleepless in the Greyhound station
I'd go to that yard sale in a heartbeat.
I wonder how much they're charging for that sweet dragon. You don't find good dragons like that anymore. Not in the common marketplace.
+ January 27, 2008 07:55 AM +
kc in the sunshine, man!
I'm totally there. That flying platypus is the most valuable Beanie Baby ever made, because there were only 3. And I want to shake the hand of this young artist - s/he is going places.
+ January 27, 2008 08:27 AM +
butter in your fridge
This is awesome. I totally used to draw stuff like that when I was wee. (I'm happy to say that my skills have progressed since then.)
+ January 27, 2008 08:32 AM +
Beth in a tizzy
I should go to this yard sale, I need another dragon to keep Puff company. Maybe I can buy a blue star for them to play with.
+ January 27, 2008 08:51 AM +
d in wa
Kids are so excited about yard sales. So cute.
+ January 27, 2008 10:10 AM +
lonely without you in the cold
buy something, bitch!
+ January 27, 2008 10:10 AM +
Clover in the lawn under SNOW!
Farmer, I will totally have that tune in my head all day!
+ January 27, 2008 10:15 AM +
Clover in the lawn watching the snow fall
Also, where was this found? I hope the finder didn't take it down off the lamp post until the sale was over!

I love the drawing.. it looks so sunny-summery. Completely opposite to the view of the lawn today.
+ January 27, 2008 10:21 AM +
Banjo in the great dragon battle of aught 6
Beware the fire-breathing dragon who farts blue stars!!
+ January 27, 2008 10:29 AM +
art in dignation
Banjo has it right. It's a blue fart! Those aren't beaks, they're dangerous flames! That's probably not a start either but a brilliant explosion!
+ January 27, 2008 10:50 AM +
Lady Brandy in New Bedford, MA
Uh oh. Stars. The kid was abused by the dragon! Call Oprah!
+ January 27, 2008 10:53 AM +
L
It's always fun to Google the finder.

http://www.literaryroad.com/authors/jonathan_s
+ January 27, 2008 11:53 AM +
marie the wife in WA
Nice color combinations. Now if there was a knight at this yard sale I'd be there in a heart beat.
+ January 27, 2008 12:28 PM +
chill in .
WTG Jonathan! High Pubah! (thanks for that L)
+ January 27, 2008 01:54 PM +
Pepper in your anus
I thought it was a banana at first. Buy something Bitch. Ha Ha.
+ January 27, 2008 02:39 PM +
who are the people in your neighborhood?
Robin's selling off all the crap she got for her bday?

I'll bet the kids were selling Kool Aid for 25 cents a cupful, too.
+ January 27, 2008 03:07 PM +
getting ready for yard sale season
I like how the accidental little dots over the D in today kind of make it look like a happy shouting guy.

:D
+ January 27, 2008 03:34 PM +
megsley in muxiton
You can pay the snake with your soul, but the dragon takes Visa.
+ January 27, 2008 04:31 PM +
wanna be bella in in love with edward
ahhhh!! sweet! their selling mythical creatures, i'm totally there!!!
+ January 27, 2008 04:33 PM +
archi in studio
ah the days before we mechanically put the margin to the left and header to the top...
+ January 27, 2008 05:01 PM +
Axl Rose in paradise city where the girls are fat and they've got big titties...
'blue star on crack' = HILARIOUS. and there sure have been a lot of Washington finds lately, huh? i live there, so...
+ January 27, 2008 08:36 PM +
terrie-is-so-very in totally-unique-ville
You can order pizza with text messaging now? Cool. Pizza Hut's getting expensive though.
+ January 27, 2008 10:33 PM +
ShiningStar Lives in a galaxy far far too close
L, yes it is quite interesting the wacky things you can learn about the finders.


"Wacky! It's wacky here! It's really kind of wacky! So, please, buy my wacky novel..."
http://www.jonathanswackyworld.blogspot.com/

I'm growing to like this guy in a weird wacky way...thats just wacky.
+ January 27, 2008 10:55 PM +
brain problem situation in my head
Hogwarts had a yard sale?
+ January 27, 2008 11:15 PM +
Agent Ling Hi in the Orient Express
Funniest comment today, Brain Problem!

Farmer, I just got your tune. Nice job.
+ January 28, 2008 12:11 AM +
Dick
Farmer, It's Def Leppard's Photograph, right?
+ January 28, 2008 01:25 AM +
confused in confused
But are they actually going to sell the yard?

Or is this another one of those sales where it's used junk from inside the house that they're selling?
+ January 28, 2008 06:47 AM +
Holly in overcast but mild TORONTO
I LOVE garage sales and yard sales!!! They're treasure troves of amazing 'FINDS!!!'

This one especially 'cause mom & dad are probably out at church and the kids are selling everything including jewellery, paintings, statues, etc...


Wonderful FIND!!
+ January 28, 2008 08:41 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Scruffy? Is that you?
+ January 28, 2008 07:06 PM +
Holly, feel in g a wee bit tired

@ Midlife Crisis in California- Not sure, but if you were asking if I was 'SCRUFFY'...
You've got the wrong gal...:o(

However, when we were growing up my parents bought us, (the family) a grey poodle and we named him 'Scruffy'!!
+ January 28, 2008 08:25 PM +
Night in gale
I'm a lil scruffy sometimes, but I don't breathe fire or have a forked tongue....
+ January 28, 2008 10:56 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California

Holly, great name for your family's grey poodle and a nice coinky dinky.

I meant "Scruffy, the Space Horse":

http://foundmagazine.com/find/1031

Nightingale, I love it when you take wing and breathe fire.
+ January 29, 2008 03:05 PM +
Night in gale
Oh. THAT Scruffy. That was before my time. I told you, I don't breathe fire. Well, not since I quit smoking....
+ January 29, 2008 08:13 PM +
Chrome in awe of Midlife
Midlife, you never cease to amaze with your knowledge of FOOUND. Thanks for the link!
+ January 30, 2008 12:05 AM +
duh,,, me
Zut! How come sometimes when you get an application error (rails) the post doesnt' show up at all, and other times, it shows up too many times? Ah well. I'm extra impressed, I guess.
+ January 30, 2008 12:06 AM +
Napoleon in Idaho
It's a LIGER!!!
+ March 13, 2008 12:37 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
it looks like the same artist from ancient vivi.
+ March 14, 2008 09:46 AM +
MandaShitley in League City, TX
Dear Jonathan Shipley,

We share the same last name.

Thought I would let you know.

Sincerely,
Your last name buddy
Amanda Shipley
+ August 28, 2008 03:21 PM +
Christine Hovhannessian in Los Angeles
This made me laugh so so so hard
+ April 13, 2009 02:07 AM +

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