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May 18, 2007 |
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Should Have Been
FOUND by Jennifer Maslowski
in New York, New York
I found this in a sugar-packet dispenser at Zabar's. It's written on that piece of cardboard you rip out of a tissue box.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Good Lord! My brain processed the image and I immediately thought, "Who would write political commentary on a feminine product!?"
OMG- at first, I thought that was written on a pantyliner. I'm so glad Jennifer told us about the tissue box cardboard.
It has the kind of emotion of those comments on bathroom walls that just say..."you stink! Yeah!" Strange find.
I'd prefer Bill Braskey as pres.
I dont know who Bill Bradley is.
at first glance, i thought this was the peice of paper you rip out of a public toilet seat cover before shitting.
At this point ANYBODY is the president that should have been .Help us , we're rotting .
Let it go....and here - have a tissue.
What ever happened to Bill Bradley anyway? I thought he'd make a good pres. too.
I think Michael Franti would make a fine president, yes, we are rotting.......
Boo Radley? That boy's a bit off, but sure, he'd make a good president. Comparatively.
It shoulda been so beautiful...
Shoulda been so riiiiight...
Do you remember when Bill Bradly and Al Gore debated at the Apollo? That was a total disillusionment experience for me.
Fucking Al Gore, fucking democrats. Why do you gotta be such losers? Don't you want to win? c'mon, all you gotta do is TRY. This country is DESPERATELY SEEKING leadership in a new direction, but the dems have offered nothing more than republican light and it's cost us the last two elections.
The song has gone viral. It is now stuck in my head also....
How can you hold what coulda been.....
Bill Braskey once showed me a video of him making love to Boo Radley, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. Then Boo stabbed me in the leg with a pair of scissors as I busted up a chiffarobe. Hell of a day that was.
I wonder if the writter was at Zabar's and saw Billy boy there and didn't want to say it loud. I bet he had the special :)
For those of you asking, Bill Bradley is a Hall of Fame former NBA player turned Senator who ran for president in 2000 and eventually lost the Democratic nomination to Al Gore. I personally would rather have a Center as my president just not Bill Walton. Maybe Kareem Abdul Jabar or Ben Wallace.
Flargy, how did Boo stab you in the leg via a porn you were watching?
Signed,
Curious
I've totally seen that porn. Boo and his scissors show up at the debate between Gore and Charles Baker Harris. Ooh and then Bill Bradly finds some double mint gum in the tree knot. I liked the soundtrack of Franti covering It shoulda been so beautiful it shoulda been so right...
Politics hey?
Hey going outta [your] mind, glad I could help!
...on a cold and lonely niiiiiight...
Jo, why don't you and your herpes mind your own business? Incidentally, I would rather you refer to it as "art."
Nobody ever busted up a chiffarobe in that book they fixed it if memory serves
nope gabby, i just got done reading it and they definitely busted up a chiffarobe. tom robinson also got something off the top of another chiffarobe for mayella but they didnt fix one.
Should have been what?
Hey, shoulda, woulda, coulda.
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
"She give me the hatchet and I broke up the chiffarobe."
-Tom Robinson (To Kill A Mockingbird, Chapter 19)
Bill, I wish you would stop scribbling that on random bits of paper for people to find. It's over. You lost.
Man.Woulda coulda been better than the current...we need anyone at this point!!!
aw. I interned on BB's campaign in New Hampshire before the primary there.
He's a super guy. Would have been a better candidate than Gore. I'm just sayin'.
:o Bill Bradley's my Sunday school teacher.
But it's not the same one, in case you're stupid and didn't know that. :)
I read this as being inside a loose sugar dispenser. Pass the saccharin please.