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July 09, 2009 |
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Underestimated Boyfriend
FOUND by Belina S.
in Unknown
I found this in a grocery store shopping cart. It is on the back of a torn piece of notebook cover.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
"pick up the good gum" is middle school code for "we're totally gonna french"
I actually think this is very sweet.
Well, if nothing else, that's a totally smoking emoticon at the end.
er mouth, but it didn't get any softer. In fact just the opposite. And after a whi
I'd be pretty chuffed if I was the guy who recieved this.
Guy's gon get some.
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@Parvati - When your done slave coding for the day ...I'll take a pack of Marlboros and 64oz Blue Slushy...
Skip to ten years.. later
(...where is that find for the bedlocked fat chick's Christmas wish list?...
Oh, and don't let the guys you hang out with call you pussy-whipped, either. Just toe the line and do everything I'm ordering you to do, and I MIGHT love you a BIT. Got it? (because, like they say, 'if you don't got it, you're not going to get any ... even if you can "keep it up".')
Librarian got nasty today!
We like the "new" librarian.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girlfriend,
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girlfriend,
but she changes from day to day
Is BF a possible action like BJ?
@HPD bf is short for boyfriend. thought bf does have an action potential, you have to know you love someone a lot, or be paid handsomely for it.
i agree with librarian.
this girl should get her own gum and not parse out love like doggy treats for obeying.
or, it could be that "the good gum" is a code for a drug, in which case she is using him for gum and using love as a means to an end. just like laura palmer did with bobby briggs.
I'm with Librarian. This bloke will end up U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-T-H-U-M-B.
Jeez, you're a pretty tight bunch! None of you wouldn get a pack of gum for your better half?
Good start to a Master/Slave relationship.
"Good gum". Anybody see that Coneheads Movie"??
Just got out of an relationship like this. Why cant women just love you for who you are and not what you (for them, all the time, and get nothing in return? When all you want is a pat on the back you get naged cause someone didnt get the right gum wtf man wtf man.)
I think this note is being jokey, "I think I might love you a little bit," meaning, of course she loves him a lot and is being facetious. I do this all the time with Mr. Scarlet, and we've been married 18 years. *gasp* Did I just type that?
When Mr. Scarlet got a new golf bag, I asked him, "What are you going to do with the old bag?" and he said, "Well, I think I'll stay married to her."
*rimshot*
Actually. Ha.
They kinda sound like an old married couple but the girl seems surprised that the guy is a good b/f.
I think this is a little sweet, also. I know that I say to my Mr. things like "You know, I think you're ok." or "I kind of like you..." all the time. He knows I love him deeply and truly.
Oh, I think I just might have fallen in love a little bit with Librarian.
Oh, my!
I don't understand why Farmer always leaves out the first and last letter of his comment. Is it some kind of attempt at humor that my feeble mind isn't capable of comprehending, or what??
ater, he was typing away, not a care in the world, not worrying at all about what his audience was or what his editor might say, and it came to him like a flash: it's not really important to spell thing out for peo
Oh. Wait a minute..............
Never mi
I agree and think this is actually very sweet. It seems like early high school love except that they can drive to pick up some gum for "later"
Having been shocked by what transpires among teenagers now with texting and such, I think she is a bit nasty. The b stands for butt. Gum is slang for condoms. If he is a quick learner, he will get her under control. For those of you that are easily offended, my apologies.
Please and thank you are the magic words.
I look forward to farmers posts. The fact that latters are left out makes it seem like I can read whats going on in his/her head for just a few seconds. It is very funny at times, makes me think of Mr. Show for some reason.
latters (wtf) letters
How can all you guys think this is SWEET? Bleaugh!!
Dear patronizing old cow,
F*ck off.
And get your own gum.
And stick it up your... !!
Whaddya mean, you're out?
Well, I won't be waiting around for you when you get home.
And you needn't think I'm going to call you, either.
Tonight or any other night.
Find some other sap to patronize, OK?
Meanwhile I'm off to see a girl who thinks I'm a fantastic BF and loves me quite a lot, actually.
And doesn't need to tell me to keep it up, heh heh.
Bye.
And I hope you choke on the gum.
*hrrumph*
Lessons learned: you gotta learn yo' man to earn yo' man. Even at the risk of naging or chuffing him.