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July 17, 2009 |
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"Special" OJ
FOUND by Diana
in Phoenix, AZ
I found this on the fridge in my break room at work, we never did find out who drank the "Special" OJ but i guess that is what you get for drinking someone elses stuff!
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Everyone had been wondering about Ted's recent moodiness. He'd been seen crying in the restroom, and his moobs were starting to show through his shirt.
All was now revealed.
(First, today? Wow!)
Sometimes I get them menstrual cramps reeeeal hard. ~ Ruben Youg, "Raising Arizona"
You just know it was some snot nosed young guy who thought he'd be funny messing with the moody older woman at work.
This is what you get for being funny, boyo. Estrogen to enhance your masculinity. We applaud you.
I use to do something similar. People at work use to drink my soda, so I started peeing in it when I was done drinking it.
cid is no good. People are bumming out all over the place. Repeating: do not do any of the brown ac
I did the same as Nathan but with Gatorade. A private laugh is still a good laugh, especially after I figured out who it was. I did it for months!
Does this belong here? I mean, it was "found" on a refrigerator. I believe it should be submitted to PAN.
That is very much a joke, despite what it reads. I've seen several of these, though most have to do with "Special" milk that is revealed to be breast milk.
Storing any kind of medication in orange juice is generally a bad idea since orange juice is acidic and can break down many types of meds.
since when is vodka considered menopause medication?
just wonderin'
Good old "OJ" back in the news!
And don't "all" of you like "reading" about "it" here on Needless "Punctuation" Week at Found"?" "Your" going to love it!
According to WHMIS guidelines, if you put "something" in anything other than the "original" container, or "add" something to a "substance", you're "supposed" to label it, and there "should" be a "corresponding" "MSDS" sheet.
i'm just sayin
like the spam protection today. That green pain should be labelled... "sheesh"
Look for the guy wearing the "Manzere".
It's more than likely that there was nothing at all in the OJ (if indeed the note is genuine, and the OJ actually exists), but I wonder if the thought of accidentally ingesting "menopause medication" triggered a "placebo effect" for the guilty party (ies.)
Hey Mona, I was thinking something like that..like improper labeling of your tainted OJ could probably get you prosecuted. But then who would put their estrogen in OJ anyway, it comes in a pill or cream or something doesn't it?
Coyote, so funny, I like it.
Wow. I do not have the dedication needed to pee into my drink for months. I mean, that would take a lot of time if you were to add up how long it took each day and factored in how many times you did this.
Nathan in Northern Canada and Dog breath in Vernal Utah; I applaud you.
This note seems more appropriate for <a href=http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/>Pass Aggressive Notes</a>.
Evidently I can't spell "Passive".
Also, maybe this try'll work link for me? Maybe?
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
@ Kramer: it's a BRO!
My OJ will kill you! Just like the human one.
Seriously, this note makes ME stabby. For those "who." Hope "you're" okay.
Lamentable lack of grammatical skills in general today, for shame.
haha I think all jobs with a breakroom have this problem! :) That's what whoever did it gets!
Fiona was always very emotional about her "special orange juice." If anyone came near it, she would scream at them not to drink it. Seth thought it would be funny to steal the OJ and drink it. He would soon discover why the juice was "special."
Happy Birthday, James Molendaaaaaaa...
Happy Birthday to yoooouuuuuu!
(you're coming to the 9-9-09 Bday BASH, right? RIGHT?)
I had a problem with people taking my candy after hours - you know a piece or two is ok - cuz it was out for all to have some - but at night it would be emptied and there were hardly any people around after normal hours - so I bought some habenero pepper - peppermint hard candies for after hours... and the missing candy thing sort of stopped all together. The problem then became remembering to make sure I swapped it out for the good candy each morning -
Great way to put a "head-trip" on someone.
Nurse Jackie should label her stuff.
I used to hate my mutant status, but not being allergic to any of the things that almost all other humans are has an upside: I can eat poison ivy without dying, but others can't. It has more panache than meekly requesting that someone please not eat my salad. "Eat my salad and die an excruciating death" won't initially be taken seriously by workplace food bandits, but it will be.
The hag must've worked with a bunch of kids. No one over 35 would've bought that.
Happy birthday, James!!!
Farmer in the dell has given a clue to his age with that comment. I bet most are clueless as to the source of those wor
they put methadone in tang. but you have to take it right there in front of the pharmacist.
I betcha "someone" (Diana, the finder) has a "good" idea about who "wrote" this "note." (The age would narrow it down, as would that personality.) Unless everyone "else" in the "office" is also "at" that special "age" and also "needing" special additives in "their" OJ.
Happy Birthday James! I remember last year, everyone wishing you a happy birthday.. hope this one's as good as the last one!
Btw, Ancient Vivi's b-day is coming up on the 24th.. he's gonna be 2!
@Mona Lisa: Thank you for that info. Living undeground as I do, I lead a very sheltered life. I went once to my local chemist and saw a young man drinking something out of a plastic cup...which he then gave, empty, to the chemist. A few pleasantries were exchanged and he left. Of course the chemist acted like it was the most normal thing in the world. I suppose, for her, it was...she also exchanges needles with the local addicts, to keep them from tossing their used ones hither and yon.
your ≠ you're
I'll start using that excuse next time I get pulled over..
"Oh this OJ, just regular Oj.. What? No you can't have a drink b/c it has my breast milk in it.. yes that's the only reason.. breast milk!" *doesn't look officer in eye*