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April 13, 2009 |
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Juan
FOUND by Dan Clark
in Brooklyn, NY
I found this on the floor of the F train heading to Brooklyn. This guy must be from the future or something.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
What would you call that haircut? Fro/mullet? Frullet? The Juan?
I believe the technical term for that hair is "Yowza".
That's hot.
ho
lee
crap
without the mullet, it looks like my aunt's do from 1967-2001.
Love the hair, the glasses, the 'stache, and the tie. And there appears to be a stud in his ear. But the corners don't appear cut off of this photo. Are we missing part of the photo?!?! I must see all of the neauty that is Juan.
Could he be an overdeveloped take on April 11th's Mr Curls? Someone needs to go through his hair for bowling bags and bikini tops
Well lookee there--It's Mr Curls!
He could have a whole borough hidden in that "do" and probably does.
Is it just me, or does it give the impression his head is slightly cone-shaped?
mm now thats the type of man i want to find!
Hey! It's the mofel for the "curls" find!
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/11692
Model. Model. Model. not mofel. I haven't even rubbed my eyes yet this morning, much less had any coffee.
He also appears to be wearingn an off white blazer. If I had to bet, I'd say there are loafers without socks down below.
What's with all the sarcasm around here, he's clearly stylin'.
I think he's smuggling something in that "hair"
I think this guy used to be in the American Apparel ads.
Quite the juxtaposition of styles/eras. The white-on-white shirt and jacket with fabric tie is very 1980 (not 1980's ... 1980. It was in style for about 3 weeks). The hair is mid-to-late 1970's (I checked my yearbook), the glasses ... well, I'm guessing late 70's there, but I dunno ... I've never actually seen a pair like that.
But the total anachronism is the earring ... no straight men were wearing earings in the 70's/80's. Wait ... maybe drummers. Yep, he's a drummer. That explains the night-club-cool glasses, too.
Holy crap! What's that guy doing with a poodle on his head??
"Who's the baddest?......SHO' NUFF!!!"
If Juan is from the future, what is his mission? (Other than to be flippin' sweet, of course)
Juan is the front man for a Commodores cover band.
This must be the official Pimp Hair Curl week!
Mall food court manager by day, fly-ass break dancer by night, Juan grappled with the duality of man.
By the time he grabs his books,
And he gives himself a look,
He's at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by...
A.C. Slater, is that you?
Juan Curls liked to dress in a medley of styles, but in fact he did live in current times. He was so interesting that people asked to photograph and draw him all the time.
Those aren't shades, they're goggles. He's the sharpest dresser in Metal Shop! Except for the garter-stitch necktie. His granma gave him that and he just can't help wearing it sometimes.
I want to know what mystery Dan found in the corners.
Jam on it!
I see a little teeny tiny bikini top in his hair.
The Finder's blurb confuses me. Is there something on the back like "Juan loves you!"? Why's it say "I love you too, Juan!"?
Maybe Juan is somehow related to Uno.
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/6465
I think that's one of the guys from DeBarge.
Kinda looks like Val Kilmer with a 'Fro wig.
Oh El Debarge, how I miss you!
ah, dream in g of boating season, you beat me to it!!
The very bottom of his hair, on the right, I see a puppy.
haha! awesome. this guy knows how to party
HEY HEY HEY it's JUAN Albert!!
I thought I recognized him from his days with Menudo...
I see the puppy too! And I see that grumpy muppet!! What's his name? Grouchy or something?
Grouchy Monster?
Love this pic!!
Gunther. so smooth (check him out on You Tube)
the dude looks crazy-awesome. stylin'
It's getting close to Prom season!
Those glasses...omg! They look like a hairband and glasses in one. Great gadget!
Oh, message from the finder, Dan Clark:
"On the back of the photo it says 'I love you, Juan'"
Also, the image appears cropped slightly online so the cut-off corners are not visible...
SWEET!
P.S. I am going to lobby Davy and Sarah to use this picture on the cover of Found #7...!
I see dead people (in his hair)
Holy crap! This guy is the model for that doodle portrait from last week! Here we all thought the excess of curls was artistic license, but this snapshot reveals it was actually a photo-realist masterpiece in ballpoint pen!
Is this the 'do that gave birth to the Jheri curl?
Ok. We can use deductive reasoning to prove that this guy is from the future:
(1) No dresses like that *now*
(b) No one *has ever* dressed like that
... there's only one possibility left. Lard help us!
That guy is totally ripping off my style!
PS: I especially like the pearl earring. That's what I call CLASSY.
It's His Purpleness, The Artist Formerly Known...but from a parallel universe.
That's not a pearl earring, Tessa...it's a microchip. This is one of those guys who predicts future crime.
Police your thoughts, people.
This has to be one of the funniest photos ever, except for the DIY porn of my ex-girlfriend's ample bosom made using a Gameboy camera. I hook it up to my Gamecube for parties so that you can sit on the couch and watch yourself sitting on a couch in real time.
I'm afraid there's a balloon in that coif. Or a clown ready to sneak out.
He reminds me of one of those hybrid poodle mixes. He's a humadoodle or is it a hu-poo?
Kanye!!
YES.
the eighties called they want their style back hahahahaha
Phil Lynott? Are the boys back in town?
This picture was brought to you today by the words EPIC and WIN.
minus the glasses, he looks just like the blind girl's sculpture at the end of Lionel Richie's Hello music video.
He has a horrible 'stache.
I think this is actor Billy Zane. No really, it IS him.
coolest shades ever.