May 05, 2007

Reveng
FOUND by Nik Kohrt in Chicago, Illinois
Found next to a walk-up in Rogers Park.
amy in here
aww so fucking cute.
+ May 05, 2007 12:02 AM +
Sem
I'm sure she's shaking in her boots.
+ May 05, 2007 12:02 AM +
Alice in VA
well, the only victoria (i assume he meant victoria and not victora) that i know has taken up her mother's ways and announced to everyone that she's a lesbian.

but she's not in chicago.

still, though, a jolting announcement of change in sexual preference is a pretty good way to break hearts.
+ May 05, 2007 12:17 AM +
the mongoose in the captain's jeans on the floor
i hope she's okay. i hope the person with the broken heart is okay too.
+ May 05, 2007 12:36 AM +
rachel in victoria bc
so sweet and spiteful. ha ha ha!
+ May 05, 2007 01:05 AM +
SockMonkey in A Drawer
Um, shouldn't it be "getting revenge ON her?"
Geeze - it's bitter- broken-heart week isn't it?
+ May 05, 2007 01:29 AM +
Jamie in a state of confusion
so deliciously evil... i love it
muahaha!!
+ May 05, 2007 01:37 AM +
dena in rpi
i <3 grammar!
+ May 05, 2007 02:39 AM +
swedish biscuits in love with this find
My favourite part is the ha ha ha! and the way the 'my' looks like 'any.'

The next time I get my heart booken (by Victora or another), I'm going to get sweet reveng.
+ May 05, 2007 03:08 AM +
CarlaSue in no rush to get to work
"Reveng" is sweet.... even when you're a young'un.
+ May 05, 2007 04:30 AM +
Sarah in driving to New Jersey in her own personal hell
Alright guys, I'll exam Victora on science, who's got math? That witch won't get away with booking any hearts here...
+ May 05, 2007 05:49 AM +
Victoria in in sunny north Wales, UK
My name is Victoria, someone told me that I broke their heart, whats going to happen to me!?
+ May 05, 2007 06:22 AM +
Audrey in Philling, PA
Get revenge FROM her?
+ May 05, 2007 06:22 AM +
manda in the middle
Ah Ha! this week is crumpled paper with marker week! genius!

ha ha ha!

by the way, could i get a cup of revenge from you?

'revenge may be the path to hell, but everyone does it, and seldom as well as sweeney...as sweeney todd...the demon barber of fleet






street.

bwah! ha! ha!

ok, so i'm reallllllly tired. been up casting a show. ack. i'm still missing a lead!!!!!
+ May 05, 2007 06:36 AM +
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
Victoria! I hope you got what you deserved!
+ May 05, 2007 06:59 AM +
Brodo in here
DAMN. victoria must be a bitch.
+ May 05, 2007 08:58 AM +
jodie in rat here
ah, sweet reveng...
+ May 05, 2007 09:57 AM +
Hannahbelle in Iowa
OH! I wonder if I can get some reverg from Victora also, even if she didn't booke my heart.
+ May 05, 2007 11:06 AM +
ab in meh
This note looks like it was made with a computer paintshop program. The written 'ink' is all pixelated and stuff. Looks like this "Victoria" is in a rare market -- booking hearts and giving out revenge. This kid must be upset that he/she bet on the wrong heart, and now wants to pay some more money so get some revenge "from" her. Clearly, Victoria is a genius, monopolizing a market I had no idea even existed! Way to go, Victoria. I give you, YOU, a gold foil star sticker. Treasure it well.
+ May 05, 2007 11:18 AM +
Lilac in LA
Think reveng has anything to do with revenge?

Good luck Victora. You have some reveng to deal wit'.
+ May 05, 2007 11:22 AM +
Laur in love.
but Victoria's such a nice girl!
+ May 05, 2007 12:32 PM +
an old pro at gett in g revenge
Does that say "getting revenge FROM her " ? That wouldn't be good . Getting revenge ON her is what you want !
+ May 05, 2007 12:32 PM +
Celia in somewhere over the rainbow
written by a 5th grader?
+ May 05, 2007 01:07 PM +
G in Canada
I love the "ha ha ha!"
+ May 05, 2007 01:13 PM +
James @ FOUND in NYC
ab - The pixel effect you're talking about comes from the file-type, not the actual find. We had to save it as a gif, which tend to pixel-out more than jpgs. Of course, in a perfect world we would've saved it as a png file, but that file-type isn't supported by all browsers like gifs and jpgs.

ha ha ha!
+ May 05, 2007 01:16 PM +
LadyT in paroxyms of laughter
manda, I love the reference! And you made that pause just as accurate as it is in the show! I think my heart stopped for about three seconds there as I read your comment!

maybe the author of this note needs a little priest. It's too good, sir, at least...
+ May 05, 2007 04:54 PM +
tlc in her underwear, sitting at home
Am i the only one who read this at first as: "Victora sucks she booke ony heart so i am getting reveng exom her Ha ha ha!"... maybe i'm just bizzare. What I'd really like to know is what the words were that were scribbled out on the right hand side... sigh i guess we'll never know what other misspelllings the writer had in store for victora
+ May 05, 2007 05:09 PM +
Sitting in my house, in front of my computer, typing on my keyboard
If Victora is really supposed to be Victoria, or even Victor, then this person deserved to get his/her heart booked or broken or whatever. At least he/she could have the decency to spell his/her name right.

Is anyone besides me thinking of the movie I've never seen, but heard of, called Victor/Victoria?

So which is it?
+ May 05, 2007 06:02 PM +
terrieissovery
Erom you Victora! Erom you!
+ May 05, 2007 06:41 PM +
Jonathan in London, not a million miles from Fleet... Street
manda, you made my day with the quote from Sweeney Todd, what a great show that is. Complete with the ...


pause in the middle of the chorus.
Shivers up the spine every time!
Now that's REAL reveng.
Perhaps Victora will end up in one of Mrs Lovett's pies...
(...shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd
On top)...

I have Stephen Sondheim's autograph from when we did it here. Very proud!
Good luck with the casting, and get some sleep, hey??
+ May 05, 2007 07:08 PM +
Lizard in the grass
"Reveng exom her" must be... like a French saying. This kid isn't a bad speller, just more culturally aware than I.
+ May 05, 2007 08:29 PM +
tbone in cincinnati
it almost looks like one of those notes you write to a friend in a hurry as a joke. i mean... i'm sure victoria really busted his balls when she dumped him... but this seems like more of an "in an ideal world where i could do whatever i want..." type thing.

...lovely though. truely enlightening.
+ May 05, 2007 11:47 PM +
Kelly J. in Massachusetts
If somebody booke my ony heart, reveng would be completely called for.

Power to you, man.
+ May 06, 2007 10:59 AM +
manda in the middle
thanks LadyT and Jonathon. i got some sleep! yay! we finished casting yesterday, only one person left to accept her part! of course she is a chorus member, so who knows if she'll go all diva on my ass.

you have a sondheim autograph? he is a GOD!

If you like Sweeney Todd you should check out Lea Delaria's version of the theme - she does it in jazz style and it has become my favorite rendition.

(for what its worth (not a whole hell of a lot) sondheim is my favorite, with jason brown gaining esteem, but i'm casting damn yankees. a gig is a gig i guess. at least i get to work with a devil and a killer brass section!)
+ May 06, 2007 11:45 AM +
manda in the middle
thanks LadyT and Jonathon. i got some sleep! yay! we finished casting yesterday, only one person left to accept her part! of course she is a chorus member, so who knows if she'll go all diva on my ass.

you have a sondheim autograph? he is a GOD!

If you like Sweeney Todd you should check out Lea Delaria's version of the theme - she does it in jazz style and it has become my favorite rendition.

(for what its worth (not a whole hell of a lot) sondheim is my favorite, with jason brown gaining esteem, but i'm casting damn yankees. a gig is a gig i guess. at least i get to work with a devil and a killer brass section!)
+ May 06, 2007 09:09 PM +
manda in the middle
am i doing something wrong that it double posts?

oh yes, and i went back to listen to sweeney - bugger it all the hell, i got words wrong! its "to seek revenge may lead to hell" not "revenge may be the path to hell"...
+ May 06, 2007 11:45 PM +
Nik K. in Chicago, IL
One of the scribbled out words on the side is "Bicth." Apparently, it was decided that a misspelled expletive was a bit too harsh. The best part is the maniacal laughing at the end.
+ May 07, 2007 09:01 AM +
Rex in MKE
Manda, hope that when casting damn yankee's you have better luck than the community theatre production I (unfortunately) saw. Half the baseball team was over 60 years old!
+ May 07, 2007 12:50 PM +
Jo in yo mama!
Reveng is a dish best served col.
+ May 07, 2007 04:41 PM +
Deemonie in Costa Mesa,CA
Funny find.
What the hell's a walk-up?
+ May 08, 2007 07:30 PM +
Frank in Stein
I would have thought most men would be happy that Victora sucks
+ May 12, 2007 09:48 AM +
Ashleigh in your dreams
I was laughing so hard at this- I love how REVENG! is written in giant letters...
Love this one.
+ October 07, 2007 06:33 PM +

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