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April 25, 2007 |
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Help Wanted, Two Bucks
FOUND by Starfire
in Duluth, Minnesota
I found this handmade flyer while walking my dog. It is such a sweet note that I feel like applying for the job.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
hmm.. this sounds like the job i have now.. cept i get 5 bucks instead of 2
Back to back poo finds. Pu pu platter, anyone?
I'm really tired - so when I read this, I immediately thought of "two Bucks" as in male deer.
I can just see Bambi's Dad out there scooping up dog poop...and playing catch with the puppies.
The raking and picking up trash would be fairly easy - you know...those 5point bucks can do a lot w/their antlers....GREAT for picking up trash and raking leaves into piles.
I'm so tired. I've got to get more sleep.
The whole "$2.00/2-bucks" didn't even register with me....who pays TWO dollars anymore? Kids today charge five or 7.50 to mow a 7' x 5' lawn where I live....
Cute find btw.
What a shitty sounding job (lawlz!)
How much for overtime? Racking leaves can be pretty time consuming, especially when followed by puppy play.
Wow, I wonder if she's going to pick up dog poop or if she's actually some phsycho-path who handles crap for fun. o_0
Hmm, I think this flyer has already been used for job number one.
I that poo on the note? I don't see how this is sweet.
I read that as "2 Ducks" at first. And I was confused. I had to read it three times to understand what on earth it was trying to say. It's all so clear now...
SpaJunkie... you're either really tired or you live in a redneck ass town like mine. I thought of 2 male deer also. Mainly because I reside in a lovely rural area where I have to dodge the turkeys on the road on the way to work every morning.
I'd play with the puppy for nothing but they're on their own with the poop and leaves.
hey! who took the last of the potty paper and forgot to change the friggin roll?????
I know alot of guys who really hate it when the rack leaves.
thank god for the comments. i thought it said 2 ducks and it made absolutely no sense at all until i got to rack leaves and then it was all clear. sounds like my job.
You are right kids get paid more from their parents to do these jobs now. So I took it as if these are the jobs around the house this kid is suppose to do and lets say he gets paid $5.00, he plans on hiring it out for just $2.00. This kid is a born money maker if he can find another kid who is a sucker!
Perhaps this individual gets paid by his parents to do these chores, and is attempting to sub-contract the work.
That is poo on that note. And I thought my handwriting looked like shit.
I definitely thought that this said "2 ducks." I'd sure love two ducks to help out.
This sounds like some bratty kid who gets an allowance of ten bucks a week who is going to pay some poor unsuspecting, younger kid the two bucks for all that work! (yeah, not hard for an adult: but for a six year old this might be a full days worth of crap to do!)
I totally read that as "fuck leaves" at first... and I thought, "Yea.. damn leaves!" then realized my mistake and was a little disappointed.
Hell, I'll play with the puppy for free!
But the rest will cost MUCH more. Seriously, all that and only $2? This isn't 1975.
sounds like some enterprising kid is trying to farm out his chores for pennies on the dollar...
Yeah, those smudges are really kinda alarming when juxtaposed with the contents of the note. Ick.
I can't help but think it's some enterprising child, after being told he can keep the puppy if he plays with it, walks it, and picks up its poop. The raking and picking up trash are just chores he hates! Good use of his allowance...
we got a tom sawyer on our hands.
if you asked a kid to do that in sacto, cali. they would laugh in your face & add a couple of curse words to go with that. The insult!
At first, I thought it said
Help Wanted
2 Ducks
I pick up poop.
The stains were very ominous until I realized it was a numbered list.
Yeah, I thought it was "2 Ducks." Like they were looking for two ducks to do the jobs. Good luck with that, kid.
seriously, enough with the references to fecal matter in the past couple of finds! could we move on now?
Looks like the poop's been handled already! With the note, no less...
I think the note is from an old lady that just doesn't realize it isn't 1974 anymore! Old ladies will give you a dollar for a tip and think that's a good tip. I wouldn't be surprised if they expected all that work for 2 bucks. On the other hand...why would an old lady have a puppy?
I knew there was a job for those guys on the boulevard , but they'd rather stand there with their signs.
haha. did anyone else notice that it says "rack leaves" rather than "rake leaves"?
I'd say a child wrote it based on that alone.
No. Those aren't lip prints. Please tell me those aren't lip prints.
This is the sweetest note.. I can see my 7yo writing this!
HOLY SHIT (No pun intended. Well, maybe a little.).
ARE those lip prints?
uh... the Ingall girls from Little House on the Prairie racked, raked and scooped poop for NOTHING. Playing with the puppy down by the creek was Half Pint's only reward. Ma and Pa knew how to get some work out young uns! This note is malarkey.
So Found Magazine is hiring! I always wondered what the job qualifications are...
I think the kid probably wanted to get out of chores, so he's paying other kids to do it.
i figured the person who wrote the note was tired of picking up poop and didnt wear gloves then wrote the note.
I can't believe you whiny youngsters are sneering at an offer of $2 for 30 minutes of honest work. In my day, we'd be lucky to get a quarter for these chores, and if we didn't do a good job, Dad would make us eat the dog poop for dinner.
5. Wipe ass with this note
yes, i saw 'fuck leaves' too, and i KNEW someone else would have.