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April 23, 2007 |
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Not in the Mood
FOUND by Madeleine Colleran
in Ontario, Canada
I found this taped to a locker at school around the area where the Dungeons and Dragons roll players hang out.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
...role players?
this note is the story of my life... wow.. someone who understands
The writing seems so small and sad. I wonder what happened.
LOL, funny. :-)
Not in the mood? Hope he/she wasn't the main character, otherwise the whole rp is for no good... Pity he/she didn't tell it personally.
No name.. do we take it there were not many role players?
Maybe he was meant to be the dragon.
No one likes playing the dragon.
Maybe this kid came down with a bad case of "cool".
i can't help but think of freaks & geeks.
me neither. not today... not eVER!
THIS makes me ridiculously happy! HAHAHA!
Yeah....you know what? Me too. I'm not really in the mood either.
dangit man how many times do i have to tell you that i dont care if you're not in the mood??
Maybe he lost his dice.
Funnily enough, this Find came the day after a Simpsons episode with an RP game theme. Hail, Moe the Troll!
I think that Ab might be right, the author of the note has just put 'r.p'- I'm sensing shame..
I however am with L! I think I might set up my own role play team at Uni- hours of fun!!
well dangit, i'm just gonna have to go on rp w/o you...anyone wanna join me?
Funny enough, not being in the mood to role play adds 15 reputation points to your character.
Georgina, Michelle, and L. Let's go!
i'll be the DM.
Okay...
it's dark. What do you want to do?
I'm not really in the mood to rp either.. especially after last nights episode.. never let ogres invade your camp!
eggs1984 put the wonder woman suit away. I never did roll with the role players, however they now are very interesting people with unusual jobs. Thinking outside the box during a time when we all wanted in.
What kind of geek is not in the mood to raid panties?
This note has "prelude to a school shooting" written all over it. Sullen D&D kid? Look out.
Good, maybe he's making a turn-around.
rent porn.
read plays.
race puppies.
roast potatoes.
Fine then, I'll just take my 20 sided dice and find someone who is in the mood to rp!!!
well, i think i'll get out my "magical" items and...
I admit it...I was hugely into D & D in college...I think I turned out OK. I just have a small tic, hardly noticeable at all.
Elfrida is right... in a round-about way. It really could be anything. I think "rent porn" is more likely than "role play"
This really is quite sad. How depressed must this rp geek be not to feel like escaping from his/her hellish reality?
Michelle:
ZZAAAPP! your bag of magical items was booby trapped. You've been electrocuted by the satanic joy buzzer. I'll roll two six sided dice for damage... and, oh, bad luck, you're toast. Sorry.
Game over. Who's next.
Elfrida has inspired me:
roll pretzels
rip petals
raid panties
read periodicals
rope pigs
rub pirates
raise penguins
ravage pickles
Do kids really still play D&D? Dude...
I would LOVE to race puppies!
Aw, too bad Mad mentions D&D--that note could have been up for greater speculation about just what kind of rp was really going on here.
this seems so sad. i wonder why this boy (i'm assuming) isn't in the mood to role play today..
round pizza
Righteous people
red parallelograms
rhubarb pie
record porn
really play
really pray
react politely.....
It has a double meaning. He's trying to say he doesn't want to role play as RuPaul today. He'd rather play the part of Right Said Fred.
My magic dust forms a shield to evade dragons leaving me sparkly and super confident!
This is pretty sad. He must have had a pretty bad day to not want to game. All hardcore gamers are always in the mood!
Rex, is it still dark? If so, I'd like to magic missile the darkness.
Should you have really taken this off of somebody's locker? It didn't belong to you, and it was put there for someone... it's not like it was a lost note you found on the ground.
It's too bad my brother never gets these kinds of notes! He's always RP-ing at home on the computer and it never ceases. He'll stay up til 5am....I don't know what is so interesting about it??? O_o
in any case, good find
rub pirates? oooer ;)
Maybe he found a really cool 70's porn vid on the corner near his house, under his neighbor's bushes and he cant wait to get home & watch it.
Not that it's happened to me or anything.
Michelle , why are you flirting with Rex ? He is role playing here .You make yourself pitiful .
raid palace
roll pandas
rock Pumas
read Plato
rake plantation
rotate properly
repeat pregnancy
regurgitate Pabst
i'm a natural 20.
;-)
Gotta be pretty down not to want to play. Roleplaying always makes me feel better. (And there are so many better games out there than D&D. Exalted, anyone?)
Our school just ran an article on LARP - Live action role play.
Maybe that's what this kid does - scary.
Roll Players?
I'm pretty sure he's not talking about rolling dice.
Maggie, you're such a judgenmental bitch.
Hannah, don't be such a judgenmental bitch. LARPers are people, too. Just because they enjoy smacking each other with big foam weapons doesn't mean they're "scary." In fact, all the LARPers I know are some of the most un-scary people you'll ever meet.
"Not in the mood?" Moods are for cattle and loveplay! Defend yourself!
"C in T said:
...role players?"
Role playing is like, pretending to be someone. For instance, he might have been pretending he was a dragon or a knight, and the other's were pretending to be someone else in the storyline. :-)
that was a good one, Halleck
:D
the best comment up there
read Proust
remove penis
resolve problems
really party
ride pandas
Georgina, unfortuntely, your magic dust does not defend against magic missles, one randomly flying through the darkness and hits you. i'll roll three 20 sided dice, oh, shit, you're dead.
Karl, it is still dark. Your magic missle hit something, but illuminated nothing. You hear two women screaming and writhing in pain.
what will you do?
I cast light on myself. Can I see anything?
Raping a Priest.
nope. nothing. the screaming women switch to death rattles, then silence.
it's still dark. what will you do?
I'm going to stand perfectly still and listen for other noises. If there are none, I'm going to attempt to move silently in the direction from which the screams were coming.
race pigs
radiate palms
rain (on) parades
raise pollocks
reach (for) Pepsi
realise (I'm) Polish
receive pencils
recognise Pamela
record poems
reduce pollution
reflect peacefully
refuse politely
regret politically
reign Panama
reject projections
rejoice proudly
relax pompously
release pigeons
remain purposeless
remember pain
remind people
remove peacocks (of any sort..)
repair pillows
repeat perenially
replace pillagers
reproduce penially
request permission
rescue peels
retire pens
rhyme pronouns
rinse plates
risk placenta
rob pettily
rock produce
roll pot
rub penises
ruin placements
rule prudishly
rush predicaments
Maybe this person's just not in the mood for the little red pen.
Why is it only girls wanna role play on here? In real life it's mostly guys. Must be all the guys on here are shame-filled former roleplayers.
oh, Kari, after stumbling around a while you encounter Georgina's still flaming corpse and your skimpy (in the style of D&D) forest-elf costume ignites. it burns up quickly (that's what you get for making clothes out of materials found on the forest floor) and the flames (it was a magic missle) travel to your flesh.
you are nude and burning. it is dark. what now?
Who rolls d20s for magic missle? ... weirdos.
In this kids defense, role playing is something very social, maybe he just didn't feel like hanging out with people that day.
This one gave me pause because it hit so close to home, trying to think of how many times I've said or written or typed that exact same thing.
About the girl gamer thing-- I'm in my late twenties, married, and we mostly hang out with other couples. The guys have a band, the girls have a regular tabletop game where we trade off running different games for each other. Go figure.
He's just hung over from yesterday's find. He'll be all about rp again tomorrow.
Just let him sleep it off.
I'm not in the mood to regret provolone. In fact, right now I'm regretting forgetting to order it on my sandwich.