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Two Extra Ounces
FOUND by Lauren Vincelli
in Richmond, Virginia
I found this on the floor at a restaurant on the day that USC beat Notre Dame 34-31. They beat them by one score in the last SEVEN seconds of the game. Everyone at the bar was so devastated that Notre Dame lost. I thought if they only had some Kool-Aid pie or at least knew what to do with the two extra ounces of whipped cream this recipe called for & maybe they would cheer up.
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i like kool aid, but for some reason, this doesnt sound tempting at all
looks tasty. think I'll make it. would you recommend a graham cracker crust or a quick-and-easy margarine-flour-water one?
I think they mean 1 x 8 oz, then the other 8oz gets used later; so there isn't an extra 2 oz...
i read this as calling for two 8 ounce containers of whipped cream. one goes into the pie mixture and one as the topping. but maybe that was just me...
Uh, i don't know what you're talking about with 2 extra ounces. she used all of them. the recipe calls for 2 8oz containers. the first line says to use 1 8oz container, and the last line says to use the other 8oz container. thats 2 8oz containers, with no extra 2 oz.
and this "famous" pie sounds disgusting.
Ewwwwwww!!!! This might just be the most disgusting pie ever created. The thing I like most about this find is that Amber can't decide on her main ingredient: whipped creams, whipcream or whipped cream?
I was at that game, and I rushed the field because we had it won...but alas, they made us leave and we lost. I'm still getting over it. Man, I wish I'd had some Kool Aid Pie--it may have helped.
That sounds good...just might have to try and make that.
it is actually only 16 oz of whipped cream. Ingredient list reads 2 - 8 oz whipped creamS
You use 1-8 oz whipped cream in the pie and the other on the pie.
YUM!
I think it is supposed to say one 8 ounce whip cream and then top with the other 8 ounce whip cream. Not 18 ounces.
I guess Amber is famous for her pie now. I wonder what flavor Koolaid this is supposed to be prepared with... How many of you are going to try this? Is it WhipCream, Whipped Creams, or perhaps whipping cream? Is it only whipped cream if it is whipped with whips?
That is two 8 oz whipped creams. One of the 8 oz whipped creams is used with the kool aid to make the pie filling. The other 8 oz whipped cream is used on top.
PS I love how recipes always include something like "and eat" at the end of the directions - what else would I do with it?
This kool-aid pie sounds disgusting. Has anybody ever eaten it?
The recipe calls for 2 "8 oz" whipped creams. One of them is to mix in with the koolaid powder. The other is to spread on top. There is no leftover whipped cream. Why would everyone be so sad that Notre Dame lost?
The way I read it, the pie takes two 8 oz containers of whipped cream. In the instructions, it's saying that the chef should mix 1 (one) 8 ounce whip cream with the condensed milk. Not 18 ounces. The other 8 ounces goes on top. Typical for these recipes. I think it's supposed to be non-dairy topping, possibly. I make this pie occasionally as follows - one 8 oz. non-dairy topping plus one can of sweetened condensed milk and 1/2 to 3/4 cup key lime juice. Mix well and pour into graham cracker crust. Refrigerate for a few hours and serve with a dollop of topping or real whipped cream.
Oh that sounds just disgusting!
I think the confusion is merely a matter of mis-punctuation. The recipe calls for 2 eight ounce cans of whipped creams. First one can is mixed in with the Kool-Aid, and condensed milk, and then topped with the other eight ounce can.
sorry to be a buzzkill.
I've had Kool - Aid pie and it's really good . Incidentally, I saved Kool- Aid wrapper points for 14 years and now they don't make the catalog anymore , I'm miffed .
This sounds like one of those things that would be better with alcohol instead of milk. And I think the writer meant TWO containers (each being 8 ounces) of whipped cream, the first of which would be used in the pie, the second on it.
Sa, check out this site, it has an online catalog:
http://www.kraftfoods.com/koolaid/2001/ka_all_
hope you still have them in a drawer somewhere.
I can see it *possibly* with lemonade flavor... but can't imagine anything else. Grape? Ugh.
Do you know what's in that whipped topping? Mainly water, high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated oils. But my - it sure am tasty! (as an old Bull Durham tobacco ad said)
I LOVE the phrase "Kool Aid residue!" It sounds so gross!
I don't think I could eat this. Don't you think it would be sour?
Maybe I have been around too many kids, but I had no problem reading that recipe, and was confused by the misinterpretation of it. I was reading it thinking, well obviously you use one 8oz. package in the mixture, and one 8oz to top.
ND should have won that game. I'm still bitter.
Wow. I feel like I need to take a shower, this is so deliciously white trash.
So this reminds me of a very similar Jell-O pie.... you add the whipped cream to strawberry Jell-O powder, put in a graham cracker shell, and then when it is set, top it with halved strawberries... if Kool-Aid pie tastes anything like Jell-O pie, then it is actually very yummy (despite sounding kinda gross)! :-) I might have to try this. Thanks, Amber!
I think this might actually be good with the right flavour. Personally, I think lime would be good, or lemon.. grape would be nasty as hell though.
eeewwww ew ew ew ew!
when i started reading it, i thought it was going to be a joke, because the handwriting and the recipe name both seemed very fourth-grade... but reading on, i decided that no fourth-grader would coin the term, "kool-aid residue," no matter how awesome the fourth-grader might be.
regardless, i'm going to believe that amber is a maniacal genius who spends her free time writing up the most disgusting recipes she can think of, then leaving them lying around in hopes that people will try them and she can laugh at them. keep an eye out for "amber's famous rat-dropping soup."
I've got a couple thousand points hanging around from when I was a kid (and recently- I still drink Kool-Aid) ... too bad the stuff you can get with them is lame now. When I was 12, I tried REALLY hard to save up for that Dr. Mario game for my NES ...
How come nobody has thought to make it with STRAWBERRY Kool-Aid!?!? Lemonade, indeed.
Curious in Charlotte, when you take those "whipped topping" ingredients and add Kool-Aid mix, what you end up with is essentially a thick, quasi-dairy, non-carbonated soda substance.
So, what are you doing for dinner tonight?
I tried the rat dropping soup... it tasted way better than the cool aid pie... next i'll try the homemade cheese from dog's milk recipe, that one sounds real good
Maybe it's because it's early and I haven't had breakfast yet --- but that sounds gross. Not a single natural ingredient in that thing. I think the whipped cream in question is something like Cool Whip.
You could get the blue coloured Koolaid for this recipe. A fluffy blue pie. mmm. appetizing.
How about some FRUIT for dessert, Amber?!!
I'm glad Amber added "....and eat" to the end of the instructions. Otherwise I might have been tempted to throw it at someone, or perhaps use it as a paperweight.
Sounds like Amber is a real gourmand!
This would be perfect following a meal of ritz crackers and spray-on cheese or maybe a spam and mayo mixture on white bread. Maybe hamburger helper, if you really want to splash out.
WE GET THE TWO CONTAINERS OF WHIPPING CREAM, EVERYONE...... CRIPES...
My mom makes me a similar pie whenever I come home. It uses Jello and whipped cream, and you can put it in a graham or oreo crust, depending on the flavor of Jello. It is fabulous, and, if pressed, I can seriously eat the whole thing. I suggest that everyone try it! :-)
I don't know if this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of, or if it sounds like JUST the RIGHT thing for a really, really hot day?
I love that it's not "Kool-Aid" pie but rather "Amber's FAMOUS" Kool-Aid pie.
Amber really knows what to do w/all that whipped cream.
This is funny and now I want to try it.
It doesn't sound that bad. I am assuming, of course, that the recipe is using "whipping cream" -- as in a small carton of cream used for whipping -- and not an already whipped product like cool-whip.
blech. And somehow I feel like the name for this gross-ness is a lie, and that it's not famous at all. Not . . . at . . . all. Unless. . . she could just be commenting on how Amber is famous, then remembered a pie she could make to celebrate Amber's newfound celebrity status?
KH in a sugar-induced coma said:
"You could get the blue coloured Koolaid for this recipe. A fluffy blue pie. mmm. appetizing. "
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The Smurfs seem to like it.
all i can think about is all the kool-aide dust one would inhale while mixing this dessert, which is basically flavored whipped cream in a crust.
It's Cool Whip not whipping cream. It's famous enough to come up nealry half a million times when you Google it. But what makes it uniquely Amber's is that she uses twice as much whipped topping as everybody else. Barf.
I'm pretty sure that when Amber refers to "whipped creams," she means Cool-Whip, or as they say, "non-dairy whipped topping." Let's be clear about this -- the pie is made with fake whipped cream, kool aid, and condensed milk. It must be insanely sweet and totally artificial. And probably secretly really good.
I'm going to bring this to my next office party. I think I'll bring a third container of Cool Whip for those who like extra.
So, clearly Amber isn't nice enough to recommend a flavor of kool-aid. But after going through all the comments, I'm thinking it should be strawberry kool-aid on an oreo crust.
I think eating this would obligate you to buy a mobile home. Or at least wash it down with a nice boxed wine.
this is a southern thing.. its pink lemonade pie in my family.. use the pink lemonade flavor.. its actually incredibly good.. but super rich ans sweet
It's too early in Michigan said:
"I love how recipes always include something like "and eat" at the end of the directions - what else would I do with it?"
Sounds like the perfect type of pie to smash in someone's face, Three Stooges-style. I would certainly prefer this pie on my face than in my mouth; it sounds revolting.
Wow, some judgemental b**ches on this comment board
Flargy in a big vat of procest cheez foode said:
"So, what are you doing for dinner tonight?"
Smurfs.
You guys are too funny today! I must have laughed out loud (at work, mind you) about 10 times! Special Kudos to: bob for dog's milk cheese (way grosser than koolaid pie), KH, D, curious, swedish biscuits, really, mea, terrie, and jules.
Aside to Flargy: why don't you ever flirt with me? Am I not good enough?
yuck.personally I think kool-aid even by itself is nasty but in a pie is even worse or any pie for that matter! But hey some people like it...apparently.
Gene Rayburn: Molly was soooo stoned...
70's audience (in unison) How stoned was she?
Gene: she was so stoned she ate an entire...'blank'
Charles Nelson Reilly: Amber's Kool Aid Pie!
Wide lapeled audience: hahahahahahahaaha
wow. oh wow. what an honour. Flargy replied to my post. I'm tickled. To celebrate, I'm making flargy two koolaid pies (twice the fun!!). One blue one and one 'tropic punch' one! Enjoy
I make this pie with lemonade (4 oz. of concentrate instead of the koolaid) and a graham craker crust...mmmmm
Blue is my favorite flavor.
Wendy, maybe it has something to do with the fact that when I was in middle school, I briefly dated a girl named Wendy who was missing half a leg. What if you turned out to be another 1.5-legged Wendy? There really aren't enough such girls to go around, so I've felt that it would be kind of greedy of me to focus my attentions on you. But since I'm so flattered that you asked, I'll be sure to send some cyber-winks your way.
That said, would you care to join me and Curious for some Smurf pie this evening?
KoolAid? I have made somethign liek this with Jello and it was pretty good, but KoolAid? Geez...
Famous, eh..?
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No hard feelings, ol' Flargy?
About the WASP discourse, naturally..
Just remember Wendy, when you have sex with Flargy, you are also having sex with Eggs(6969), Rex, Curious and anyone else he might have Smurfed with.
I really think it calls for 2 8 oz containers. Thats 2 8 oz containers. Anybody? Anybody? Anybody?
does no one read the previous comments before they comment? I think that about 20 people said that they read it as being 2 8 oz containers.
Amber's Jonestown pie...for those of you who didn't want to wait for the punch line.
if you take Chuck Field in the land that time would like to forget's pie and add tequila and triple sec you get margarita pie. it's booze-tastic!
does no one read the precious comments before they.....wait a second...
Did you know that Cool Whip is just one ingedient short of plastic? Now imagine that Kool-Aid or Sweetened Condensed Milk is that missing ingedient. Somebody's gonna be all stopped up.
When I first read this I thought it said "put in pie crust and chili..." now, that is gross!
Hey , Bees , thanks for the heads up on the website ... I really do have a lot of those points.
This is why I don't spend a lot of time in the kitchen. I read it as 18oz too. I was quite confused and spent a little too much time trying to check the math... and the reason no one "read[s] the comment before [theirs]" is because sometimes it takes time for comments to be approved and appear on the list. It's possible that the 6 comments before the person who is repeating them didn't exist for them to look at yet.
My brother was at that game. He charged the field and then the terrible last few seconds happened. I swear My family still hasn't recovered. Anywho, on a lighter note, I think I'll make some KoolAid pie!!!!
yum
I like how the "Amber's Famous..." looks like it was added on after writing 'Koolaid Pie."
And that "famous" is underlined.
It must be REALLY famous.
I was at the game and witnessed the infamous "Bush-Push" as well. A little piece of my heart died that day. Kool-Aid Pie (and a hella lot of beer) would have definitely made me feel better. :-P
Sadly, my mom makes something like this and puts Peeps on top of it. She calls it Peep pie.
Go Irish
everyone is reading the "one eight ounce whip cream" as "18"
stop getting your panties in a twist over the nonsens!
It's because of recipes like this that child obesity has skyrocketed through the roof! Research calorie counts before feeding your kids. They don't know any better!
Laura in north cackalacky said:
Blue is my favorite flavor.
Mmmm...blue is a very good flavor. It almost smells like the letter 15.
I LOVE Peeps...I'm even a member of the Peeps Fan Club...but Kool Aid pie topped with Peeps would be going WAY over the line. ::glurp::
For such a famous pie not many people have heard of it!
If it wasn't famous before, it certainly is now!
plain is my favorite flavor.
Does Amber really expect people to have a scale and measure out the whipped topping by oz? What a judgenmental bitch. why 28 and 18 oz? you'd think the recipe could jsut say "a big glob" and "a somewhat smaller, but still disgustingly large glob"
Also, i think the extra two ounces are from her taking into accout the stuff you lick off your fingers while making the pie.
or, oh, wait... i get it it's 2 8 oz containters!!!
You never know, Tess - they might just start pooping action figures.
Wow, Flargy, that would be just smurfy!
ack, domers! they're everywhere!
smurf off
its freakin smurf
Dear Jello in Mold,
Blue is my favorite flavor too, and I get the 15 scented candles, my whole house smells of 15, I love it so!
Won't you be my dessert tonight? I'll share you with Rex because he dislikes big globs and disgustingly large globs of Amber's Famous Plastic Pie.
this sounds revolting. the only people who'd eat this are the ones jaded from a lifetime of eating things out of boxes.
unless this is a cruel joke to bludgeon my senses. people don't really eat like this, do they? THIS IS NOT FOOD. THIS IS NOT EVEN EDIBLE. Chomping your way through a wet towel has more nutritional value.
i am getting quite upset over this. :(
Hell, this is what we call a Okie Weddin' Cake!!!!
sounds like my husband's great aunt Leola's Pink Lemonade pie, actually quite yummy, until she started leaving out ingredients. Courtney must make it, too, could you post the recipe? Spy, I think this sounds like a perfect pie for the school carnival event when you get to lob creme pies at the principal!
This is WAY better than the dip recipe on October 3, 2005.
I guess I read it as 18oz + 8oz = 26 not 28 Oh well. It was just weird to find this on the foor of a sports bar near UVA. I guess Amber really is famous now!
um- why are you all freaking out about 2 8 ounces vs 28 ounces- it looks like in the recipe it could also be 1 8 ounce whipped cream OR 18 ounce whipped cream. sheesh. Jamie kn KY needs to chill. that was an EASY misinterpretation- its some redneck's handwriting anyway! that pie sounds awesome. i think i know what's for dinner.
all you people should just shut the heck up about koolaid pie being nasty. ill tell u what it tastes like: the whipped cream gets this kind of thick consistency and its really fruity and very fun thing for young kids to make and eat. stop being so darn judgmental, just make it and try it.
Top marks to "drifting in and out of consciousness," for writing:
"Amber's Jonestown pie...for those of you who didn't want to wait for the punch line." I bow before your greatness, "drifting." I wish I had written that.
And to "Jo in T-Town," who said: "Hell, this is what we call a Okie Weddin' Cake!!!!"
And of course to Lauren Vincelli for finding this wonderful recipe and submitting it to FOUND.
Many thanks!!
Depending on your nutritional prejudices and predilections, I hear that it's actually quite delicious and good for you if you replace the Kool Aid in this recipe with your first urine of the morning.