 |
April 12, 2007 |
|
 |
|
|
I'm Confused
FOUND by Robert Larson
in North Carolina
I found this while hiking deep in the woods.
Sign in or register to start a profile and keep track of your comments. You may also post without creating a profile, but you'll have to answer some tough spam protection questions.
Reasonable Fear June 23, 2007 |
I Will Take It In... February 18, 2006 |
Food For Thought June 02, 2007 |
Make a Rude Video August 27, 2007 |
 |
|
 |
         |
We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Found while hiking in the deep woods? Gee, I hope the woods were less impenatrable than this loopy lean-to-the-left, lean-to-the-right handwriting.
Wow, option overload. Reeling about Zac, while fondly remembering Frank and looking ahead to the mysterious Scott. Hows Maddie gonna get her outta this pickle? Zoinks.
Haha... just wait til this girl is 20. She thinks she has problems NOW....
"Confused" is putting it mildly.
Bet the writer was what - 12yrs old?
Kind of sweet, and yet, kind of annoying.
I predict Maddie's little friend should be on the pill before she hits middle school.
Funny thing is, I know this girl named Brandi who is dating a boy named Zac and best friends with a girl named Maddie...in North Carolina haha
Oh how I love Zac....he so great...but wait!!!Frank is looking pretty good, I love him!!!! he is soooo great...a.but wait!!!Scott, oh Scott....I love him!!!!!! he is soooooo great.........................but wait....................I remember those days :-)
pretty scary that such youngsters are dating. I had a friend who had the same problem in high school.
Aleigh, maybe it's them! How old are they?
what class is scott in? not that it matters, but it is driving me crazy trying to decipher this. also, i wonder what happened that frank will never go back out with her/him?
I really wish the last line said, "I also like Scott in my large dass". And the "d" was for dank. Yeah, that sounds good. So crass and naughty! You go, girl!
This brings back almost fond memories. No, wait, Middle School sucked. Perhaps Maddie meant to use this (and many other notes from her vapid friends) as kindling when she went camping and this one escaped?
She dropped this note while walking out of the woods with Ralph, on her way to meet Tyrone to "do some homework" before going to Lookout Point with Jeanette for some good old fashioned necking.
Found in the deep woods... hmmmm... I am imagining some 7th/8th grade "Outward Bound" type excursion, (like the kind I chaperoned in a past life) where nothing fuels the hormones faster than the forced intimacy of team-building activities and shared pup tents...
Oh, the teen angst. Her mom needs to have a talk with her about quality vs. quantity.
Ha ha. What a little tart.
I think Scott is in her language class...but I could be wrong. Too bad she doesn't take penmanship class. A little Palmer Method would do this chicky some good.
Make up your damn mind girl. Pick a guy and stick with him for a while, lest we see a note about how you are a slut sometime soon.
Clearly her problem is the excess of 'liking' going on. I mean, c'mon, where is the hate? What kind of world is this!?
. . . so . . . afraid . . .
oh, the complications of young love...
You go girl...just try not to go too far.
D, I thought the same thing. Her preoccupation with Scott might explain why she spells language as "lauge."
This is one little hooker who needs to start paying attention to something other than all those boys. They're probably all prison-bound losers anyway.
doesn't she get it! Neither of them even know who she is, much less her name, RETARD!
note to women: don't do the chasing, let them do it.
im rooting for frank and scott. who cares about zac?
oh come on guys, we all get confused sometimes...
but one thing's for sure, she's not getting frank back with that attitude.
who are all you judgemental bitches calling this poor girl a slut? did you never have simultaneous and overwhelming junior high crushes? that's the most fun and most agonizing part of adolescence! (and thank god i never have to go back there again!)
It's middle school! Who cares! I say, date them all, get it over with. There are a lot of dudes and only so much time. Clearly, she has not heard "Popular" from Nada Surf. That song needs to be required listening in middle and high school.
hear hear, crush-tastic! she's obviously like 12, she should be confused about who she wants to date! and slut is a very harsh term for a middle schooler.
I totally understand what she's going through. I liked someone new every week when I was in middle school. It's funny how she writes a feeble "Help" at the end of the note. Somehow I have a feeling she needed to get all those thoughts on paper to help clear her mind, rather than ask for someone's help. The ask for help was an afterthought.
If this lil girl don't sit down somewhere, What she need to do is open up a book or Two!! Kids these days!!!
Whoa. That looks almost exactly like my younger sister's handwriting. And in high school she went out with a dude named Zac (even spelled Z-A-C!). If she knew a Frank, a Scott, or a Maddie, or if she'd ever even been to North Carolina, I would swear she wrote it.
I, too, have a crush on every boy.
What is Middle School?
Don't even bother. You're not getting me back. You couldn't handle dating a dude with a 'K' in his name. Have fun in lang class with your new boy toy.
Maddie, I can finally tell you: I'm really in love with you. Sweet bliss!
I think that all of you guys are wasting your time looking at this page every day. Get a life. psh. losers.
This reminds me of every high school relationship. Ever.
B I totally agree. One of the best songs. Totally a required listen.
Dear Poop in the Dumpster,
you have now been added to our foundmagazine friends e-mail list. Thank you for taking the time to have read and commented. Until tomorrow, friend.
Maria, please don't use the word Retard.
I can relate. I get crushes like they're going out of style. I dated a Scott once. DON'T DO IT!
Damn. If I ever lived in North Carolina I could've been the one writing that. scary.
I have mixed feelings about AC Slater.
Wow, I'm going through almost the exact same thing! I just got off of the phone with my ex and I'm currently annoyed with my boyfriend. Weird... however there's no one interesting in my class
I am so this girl. Boys and girls should not be allowed to go to the same school. Jk
This is SO middle school. I remember writing notes exactly like this to my friends, begging them to tell me which guy I should "go for."
God, I was a loser.
Wait...was?
wow... i thought it said Zoe not Zac... the note doesn't seem as interesting or complicated anymore haha
Yeah, I thought it said Zoe too, and since I know a Zoe who's best friends with a Maddie and knows a Zac and a Scott [only one missing is ol' Frank] I thought maybe this was a long lost middle school love trapezoid of theirs... But no, not in North Carolina.
Maria, please keep using whichever words you like and don't allow others to control your speech.
Thanks for the great advice, Monika
Jo,
maybe it says 'my enlarge d ass' but she forgot the prefix?
E in AZ:
My blood hurts.
You're so welcome Imus. :] It's good advice to everyone. (I hope you weren't being sarcastic or I'd feel quite silly right now.)
She a ho.
Sounds like Maddie has her work cut out for her.....
Sounds like Maddie has her work cut out for her.....
Just happened to be perusing my Junk Mail folder and found a note from Found saying that the note I found deep in the woods had been posted. Weird, since I scanned and emailed it to them over a year ago. Must be quite a backlog.
If anyone's curious the note was found here of the Mountains-to-Sea Trail just south of Falls Lake near Raleigh, NC.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&