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May 17, 2009 |
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Dear Mrs Todd
FOUND by Jesse Arost
in On the ground outside an elementary school
It seems to be some kind of counterfeit ... disciplinary ... greeting card.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Please sigh n return to me...
What kind of name is Web? And what did John call him, gaydor, gayfor?
he called him a "gay lord" lol. i have a 10 year old brother, he says it too. my brother and his friends also call the "hot girls" (in fourth grade -_-) "Flaming Hot Hummers". It's baby talk.
Webb is a name, taken from the 19th century tradition of giving a boy his mother's surname as his first name. Usually seen in old-money families, these days. "Gaylord" is also originally a first name...unfortunately...
Gee, we used to "play school" when I was a kid, but never to the degree of handing out "play disciplinary notes." Times certainly have changed.
ouch it sounds like the dudes name out of meet the fokers. lol you are right times have changed
Perhaps Web is short for Webster. Maybe it's a family name or a nickname.
haha, thats really good!
Web was sitting in the corner at recess when John came up to him and called him a gaylord. John struck again in math, when he stole Web's star-shaped eraser and wouldn't give it back. Web had a strange habit of talking in third person, so he wrote a note to Mrs. Todd, the math teacher, about what John the bad boy had done to Web.
All Hail the Powers at Found for giving us the B-Sides!!
oxoxo
And the punishment for such a crime is illustrated: "GOUGE HIS EYES OUT"!
And he made me wear a banana for a mouth!
A Gaxfor. Never call ANYONE a Gaxfor.
You will get your eyes gouged out.
Would anyone kindly transcribe the B-side for me. When I select the magnify option, it just gets really, really far away. TIA!
John was being
Bad he wold not
Give a star eraser
Back to web he had
to give me the
eraser so I can
give it Back to him.
And he called
web a gayfor(?).
Please sighn and
returnto me.
Nobody's comments really make sense with this picture, that merely says "Dear Mrs. Todd. Bad Boy" and a sad face. Gaylord? Web? Huh?
By clicking on the magnify button below the Find, you'll see what's written on the back of it.
If I had a star eraser, I'd give it to Joh(n). Remember him?
sigh(n)
Web has gaydar? John just told me. I wonder what Mrs. Todd will do about this.
Well at least they stabbed the kids eyes out then drew a picture of him.