April 02, 2007

Glenda and Punkin, 1979
FOUND by Tia in Florida
I found this photo in a book. I wonder how Glenda sleeps with Punkin sitting on her? She is really going to have a stiff neck, too. I couldn't bring myself to throw this away, and I now keep it with my family photos. I hope when I die and they are going through my stuff, my relatives ask, "How are we related to Glenda?"
emma in ca
I hope that at least punkin's comfy.
+ April 02, 2007 12:10 AM +
hanswurst in Switzerland
hnnnngh - that's for taking a nap instead of walking your dog.... hurrrr- ! aaaaah
+ April 02, 2007 12:12 AM +
Punkin' in leaving surprises in yo' shoes
I think the question should be, why do human women insist on not only physically removing my male-ness, but also donning upon me a misspelled nomenclature? I should bust a doggie-sized cap in her ass 'stead o' sittin' on it! She's lucky that's all she got!
+ April 02, 2007 12:15 AM +
just a thought in draper, utah
i would clarify who this is for your surviving relatives, just in case someone does your geneology/family history and is driven nuts! trying to find the connection to you!!
+ April 02, 2007 01:08 AM +
jen in Nowhere, Tx
hehe, if your relatives don't check this site. They will probably be fooled when the time comes
+ April 02, 2007 01:18 AM +
Betty in Australia
Unless you are just trying to make it seem interesting, how do you know that the woman's name is Glenda?
+ April 02, 2007 02:28 AM +
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
hehe. I like this one.
+ April 02, 2007 06:30 AM +
L. in side your mind
Why does everyone assume Punkin is the dog? The dog could be Glenda! :P
+ April 02, 2007 07:21 AM +
Glenda in stiff and sore in the chair
wtf is punkin doin on me?!?! bad dog! bad bad dog! I'm gonna make sure you arent able to sit period for a while..
+ April 02, 2007 08:02 AM +
Paula in my own little world
Yes, Jen, I do hope they find/love each other. Read that yesterday and heart swelled.
+ April 02, 2007 08:06 AM +
Jo in TULSA!!!!!!
This was my first attempt to sit on Flargy's face.
+ April 02, 2007 08:29 AM +
SpaJunkie in Rashland
NOTE FROM PUNKIN:

Handy tip on dealing w/humans #517:
When trying to reclaim your favorite chair that has been usurped by human, if nudging and whining fails to achieve the desired results, simply SIT then FART.
Works like magic...even when they're asleep.
+ April 02, 2007 08:47 AM +
Rex Winsome in MKE
Looks like Punkin's got worms and is doing that rubbing-my-ass-on-the-ground thing all over poor Glenda.
+ April 02, 2007 08:48 AM +
lucy in the sky with diamonds
Jen: yes!
L: you're right, the woman could be punkin as her head is somewhat punkin shaped.
+ April 02, 2007 08:51 AM +
Flargy in a barbed wire corset and a ball gag
If this photo isn't the setup for some kind of weird beastiality/BDSM scenario, I don't know what is.

"Who's the master now, Glenda?"

"You, Punkin! Only you, I swear! Please give me another Alpo air biscuit to the face! I know I deserve it!"

"FFFFFFFLLLBBBBBPPPTTTTHHH"

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

"Grovel for it, bitch! Get it? Bitch? I'm a dog, but I'm calling you bitch! Is that great irony or what?"
+ April 02, 2007 09:05 AM +
mea in ass-ville
looks like christmas paraphernalia on the table in the background. my guess is that glenda is exhausted from present-opening and a large lunch, and punkin is ready to play with his new doggy toys. i hate when people misspell pumpkin and use it as a term of endearment.
+ April 02, 2007 09:25 AM +
Norma in Texas
Looks like Punkin is peeing on Glenda.
+ April 02, 2007 09:40 AM +
Glenda in rubbing her sore neck
ah yes, but it was either punkin or smelly ass.
doncha think punkin sounds a whole lot better?
+ April 02, 2007 09:41 AM +
mona in a state of confusion
"Paula in my own little world said:
Yes, Jen, I do hope they find/love each other. Read that yesterday and heart swelled" wtf???? i dont get it
+ April 02, 2007 09:44 AM +
Tom in Publications
I'm related to Punkin
+ April 02, 2007 10:20 AM +
miss jamie in stitches from laughing so hard
my cat did this all the time>> now shes dead>> not my fault
+ April 02, 2007 12:07 PM +
Tia in indescribably elated to see my photo posted!!!
How cool is that? I jumped up and down to see my find posted!!!

There was an inscription on the back stating that this is Glenda and Punkin'. I did take it for granted that Glenda was the woman, though... I should have learned long ago about the use of ASS-U-ME! Her head is obviously punkin' shaped and that dog does kinda remind me of Glenda Goodwitch!
+ April 02, 2007 12:42 PM +
tbone in Kirkland, WA
Anyone else think it's a bit odd that someone would keep a "found" picture like this in their family album?
+ April 02, 2007 12:56 PM +
Flargy in agreement with Tia
tbone in Kirkland, WA said:
Anyone else think it's a bit odd that someone would keep a "found" picture like this in their family album?
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I think it's great. Life is so much more fun when you do little things that make normal people wonder, "Why the hell would he do something like that?"

For instance, when I get junk mail that comes with a business reply envelope, I don't just throw it away. I keep a supply of photocopies of two different pictures - one of Eazy-E, and one of a fat orange cat who lived behind an office I used to work at. When some company is dumb enough to send me a "no postage necessary" return envelope, I return the favor by sending them back one copy of each of those photos. I just wish I could see the looks on the faces of the people who open those things.
+ April 02, 2007 02:53 PM +
Catatonia in -sanity
LOL! No, Flargy and tbone, I dont think its odd that someone would keep a 'found' picture in the family album. I think its an AWESOME idea, and wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall 25 years later when the family is trying to figure out how they're related to Glenda?
+ April 02, 2007 04:23 PM +
Cabus in BH, Brazil
I'm gonna go on a limb and say Glenda is the dog, and Punkin is the lady.

also, there should be a stuff-on-my-owner.com
+ April 02, 2007 04:40 PM +
Maria in giggle mode
Flargy......I gotta say, that's a wonderful idea, to send back junk mail to those that first sent it to us. Only I think I'll use Flavor Flav for mine and a pic of my mini. minischnauzer.
+ April 02, 2007 05:09 PM +
Carla in Not under any pet at the moment
I'll bet Glenda is wishing she had been buying Punkin the diet doggie chow...
+ April 02, 2007 08:41 PM +
Carla in Not under any pet at the moment
I'll bet Glenda is wishing she had been buying Punkin the diet doggie chow...
+ April 02, 2007 08:44 PM +
MissMemphis in Graceland, TN
This is, without a doubt, my favorite "FOUND" of all time! And I love it that you keep it with your family photos!! Love it!
+ April 02, 2007 09:15 PM +
AlienEeeter in Akron, OH
Flargy--
that's a fun idea. I think I'll do something like that.

As for the photo, I think it's charming and I wish I'd found it. I hardly ever find *interesting* things. Once I found a flier from this guy advertising himself as a stripper, but I lost it...
+ April 02, 2007 10:18 PM +
Rex in MKE
On Business reply envelopes: i generally tear everything but the business reply envelope to shreds, stuff it in the envelope and make the company pay for postage on the return and dispose of their own garbage. but i think adding a picture of a rapper and an animal is a good idea, the more weight in the envelope the more postage they pay.
+ April 03, 2007 09:18 AM +
Herself in atl
Flargy said: When some company is dumb enough to send me a "no postage necessary" return envelope, I return the favor by sending them back one copy of each of those photos.

I do something similar... I shove all of the contents of the envelope, and the original envelope back into the pre-paid along with a note that reads: "please recycle this for me."
+ April 03, 2007 11:52 AM +
lucy in the sky with diamonds
re: return envelopes, if it is a company you have a gripe with, tape the envelope to a brick and mail it back. that was suggested to me by a mailman.
+ April 03, 2007 03:18 PM +
L in in my barn
Are those Christmas decorations in the background ? Looks like Glenda is pooped from Christmas and Punkin is pooping on Glenda.
+ April 03, 2007 08:52 PM +
Odd Nick in disguise
I think Punkin drugged Glenda AGAIN, so she could sit and look out the window more comfortably. Of course.
+ April 03, 2007 09:03 PM +
Odd Nick in the kitchen, cookin'
Flargy, I'm gonna do that from now on. And until I find something bette, i'm gonna use my last find. It says "I've seen them too."
+ April 03, 2007 09:06 PM +
Sunnoah in teh c4rdbo4rd jungl3
Earlier today, I got junkmail from a credit card company and wrote them a crazy letter to mail in the return envelope. I saw Flargy's post and thought, "a person after my own heart!" Or maybe that just says something about the kind of people who frequent this website...
+ April 07, 2007 02:29 PM +
bolddeciever in cognito
Flargy, lucy, and everyone else: Be careful; on the off chance that someone wanted to press charges, you can be prosecuted for "abuse of mails," espescially if you try to send a brick. Also, the way business reply post works, generally the business doesn't pay extra based on the weight mailed. You're not making life hard for the direct mailers, you're making life hard for the postal service.
+ June 01, 2007 09:40 PM +
Night in gale
Why does everyone assume that Punkin is the dog?
+ June 03, 2008 06:14 PM +

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