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April 02, 2007 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I hope that at least punkin's comfy.
hnnnngh - that's for taking a nap instead of walking your dog.... hurrrr- ! aaaaah
I think the question should be, why do human women insist on not only physically removing my male-ness, but also donning upon me a misspelled nomenclature? I should bust a doggie-sized cap in her ass 'stead o' sittin' on it! She's lucky that's all she got!
i would clarify who this is for your surviving relatives, just in case someone does your geneology/family history and is driven nuts! trying to find the connection to you!!
hehe, if your relatives don't check this site. They will probably be fooled when the time comes
Unless you are just trying to make it seem interesting, how do you know that the woman's name is Glenda?
hehe. I like this one.
Why does everyone assume Punkin is the dog? The dog could be Glenda! :P
wtf is punkin doin on me?!?! bad dog! bad bad dog! I'm gonna make sure you arent able to sit period for a while..
Yes, Jen, I do hope they find/love each other. Read that yesterday and heart swelled.
This was my first attempt to sit on Flargy's face.
NOTE FROM PUNKIN:
Handy tip on dealing w/humans #517:
When trying to reclaim your favorite chair that has been usurped by human, if nudging and whining fails to achieve the desired results, simply SIT then FART.
Works like magic...even when they're asleep.
Looks like Punkin's got worms and is doing that rubbing-my-ass-on-the-ground thing all over poor Glenda.
Jen: yes!
L: you're right, the woman could be punkin as her head is somewhat punkin shaped.
If this photo isn't the setup for some kind of weird beastiality/BDSM scenario, I don't know what is.
"Who's the master now, Glenda?"
"You, Punkin! Only you, I swear! Please give me another Alpo air biscuit to the face! I know I deserve it!"
"FFFFFFFLLLBBBBBPPPTTTTHHH"
"Thank you sir! May I have another?"
"Grovel for it, bitch! Get it? Bitch? I'm a dog, but I'm calling you bitch! Is that great irony or what?"
looks like christmas paraphernalia on the table in the background. my guess is that glenda is exhausted from present-opening and a large lunch, and punkin is ready to play with his new doggy toys. i hate when people misspell pumpkin and use it as a term of endearment.
Looks like Punkin is peeing on Glenda.
ah yes, but it was either punkin or smelly ass.
doncha think punkin sounds a whole lot better?
"Paula in my own little world said:
Yes, Jen, I do hope they find/love each other. Read that yesterday and heart swelled" wtf???? i dont get it
I'm related to Punkin
my cat did this all the time>> now shes dead>> not my fault
How cool is that? I jumped up and down to see my find posted!!!
There was an inscription on the back stating that this is Glenda and Punkin'. I did take it for granted that Glenda was the woman, though... I should have learned long ago about the use of ASS-U-ME! Her head is obviously punkin' shaped and that dog does kinda remind me of Glenda Goodwitch!
Anyone else think it's a bit odd that someone would keep a "found" picture like this in their family album?
tbone in Kirkland, WA said:
Anyone else think it's a bit odd that someone would keep a "found" picture like this in their family album?
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I think it's great. Life is so much more fun when you do little things that make normal people wonder, "Why the hell would he do something like that?"
For instance, when I get junk mail that comes with a business reply envelope, I don't just throw it away. I keep a supply of photocopies of two different pictures - one of Eazy-E, and one of a fat orange cat who lived behind an office I used to work at. When some company is dumb enough to send me a "no postage necessary" return envelope, I return the favor by sending them back one copy of each of those photos. I just wish I could see the looks on the faces of the people who open those things.
LOL! No, Flargy and tbone, I dont think its odd that someone would keep a 'found' picture in the family album. I think its an AWESOME idea, and wouldn't you just love to be a fly on the wall 25 years later when the family is trying to figure out how they're related to Glenda?
I'm gonna go on a limb and say Glenda is the dog, and Punkin is the lady.
also, there should be a stuff-on-my-owner.com
Flargy......I gotta say, that's a wonderful idea, to send back junk mail to those that first sent it to us. Only I think I'll use Flavor Flav for mine and a pic of my mini. minischnauzer.
I'll bet Glenda is wishing she had been buying Punkin the diet doggie chow...
I'll bet Glenda is wishing she had been buying Punkin the diet doggie chow...
This is, without a doubt, my favorite "FOUND" of all time! And I love it that you keep it with your family photos!! Love it!
Flargy--
that's a fun idea. I think I'll do something like that.
As for the photo, I think it's charming and I wish I'd found it. I hardly ever find *interesting* things. Once I found a flier from this guy advertising himself as a stripper, but I lost it...
On Business reply envelopes: i generally tear everything but the business reply envelope to shreds, stuff it in the envelope and make the company pay for postage on the return and dispose of their own garbage. but i think adding a picture of a rapper and an animal is a good idea, the more weight in the envelope the more postage they pay.
Flargy said: When some company is dumb enough to send me a "no postage necessary" return envelope, I return the favor by sending them back one copy of each of those photos.
I do something similar... I shove all of the contents of the envelope, and the original envelope back into the pre-paid along with a note that reads: "please recycle this for me."
re: return envelopes, if it is a company you have a gripe with, tape the envelope to a brick and mail it back. that was suggested to me by a mailman.
Are those Christmas decorations in the background ? Looks like Glenda is pooped from Christmas and Punkin is pooping on Glenda.
I think Punkin drugged Glenda AGAIN, so she could sit and look out the window more comfortably. Of course.
Flargy, I'm gonna do that from now on. And until I find something bette, i'm gonna use my last find. It says "I've seen them too."
Earlier today, I got junkmail from a credit card company and wrote them a crazy letter to mail in the return envelope. I saw Flargy's post and thought, "a person after my own heart!" Or maybe that just says something about the kind of people who frequent this website...
Flargy, lucy, and everyone else: Be careful; on the off chance that someone wanted to press charges, you can be prosecuted for "abuse of mails," espescially if you try to send a brick. Also, the way business reply post works, generally the business doesn't pay extra based on the weight mailed. You're not making life hard for the direct mailers, you're making life hard for the postal service.
Why does everyone assume that Punkin is the dog?