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May 14, 2009 |
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Mistaken Identity
FOUND by Jason Dodge
in Fullerton, CA
I live in an apartment complex. I found this and a dirty diaper on my car one morning. I do not have children or diapers. Stay Classy?
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Stay Classy! Gotta love it. Also gotta love the misspelling of shitTy.
Man I hate apartment living.
It could be Shitg Diapers. That must be the new classy-looking diapers everyone is talking about.
ould have known better. Still, he had a big one and, since she thought she could accommodate him,
she relinquished her initial revulsion and, hoping for the best, ope
wow, farmer.
...yeah, i think that's all i've got.
"Stay Classy" is a San Diego advertising slogan. Maybe they're not used to kids and diapers in San Diego. Or their kids all come out of the womb potty trained.
And if you can pick up and move a dirty diaper to someone else's car, why can't you just put it in the trash can yourself?
And, finally, what did the Finder do with the diaper? The note came here, but where's the diaper?
Sassy Classy, but still wipin' assy!
"For all of us here at news center 4, I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy San Diego."
p.s. "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
I really hate what people do with shitty diapers.
I have seen them in places where they do not belong...(stuffed under boulders at river beaches, tossed out of cars in parking lots, just left wherever).
ugh
@She's a black belt, to continue along with the Ron Burgundy AND diaper theme:
"Oh! It smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food and burning hair!"
or something along those lines.
Spam protection 3 days in a row=420. Hmmm, is that a sign?
Don't get me started. It makes my blood boil. But you can't say anything because they are mothers and God knows that mothers are exempt from all rules and all criticism. After all, they have a uterus, therefore they are superior beings.
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#7
@MLM - Excellent!
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
What I love to see is someone launching a diaper out of a moving vehicle - which I've seen a number of times. Like it's a big cigarette butt of something....
I always wonder if they are actually changing the baby in the moving car.
@Highplains--it's made with real panther, you know.
Every time we saw a dirty diaper somewhere it wasn't supposed to be, one of my friends would comment "Look kids! The Alabama State Seashell!" That always cracked me up...
It's interesting that the note says to put it ON the trash...
On vs. In.
Does anyone else say "on"?
Personally, I say IN the trash. But I think that's just a loopy capital cursive I, not an O.
Classy Cassie carried her "Stay Classy" stationery everywhere and used it whenever she deemed appropriate. When she found dirty diapers, well, that just wasn't classy. Unfortunately, she hadn't found any diapers to complain about, so she just stuck her awesome note on the car that looked most like a mother inhabited it.
...so which smells worse:
a) corn nut breath (that could KO a substitute teacher in drama class); or
b) a dirty diaper (which, ya know, if the baby is breastfed and hasn't had any solid food yet, doesn't smell so bad; but which could otherwise be really rank)
MLM-
"That's the smell of desire my lady...
You know, desire smells like that to some people."
Hiplainsdrifter, you may be able to KO someone by launching a shitty diaper out of a moving vehicle.
I found a wadded up dirty diaper on my balcony once. One more reason people should get parenting licenses.