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March 15, 2007 |
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Pee In Your Laundry Basket
FOUND by David Gonzalez
in Los Angeles, California
I found this at the MOCA information desk.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
How positively sweet of that cat to warn someone first! Mine is not so well-trained; he just squirts all over the family room to welcome me home. I guess I can't blame him --he has to live with Kiddy the Queen, and she is such a judgenmental bitch...
Ha! I thought this was awesome! Then I thought about a cat peeing on my laundry, and now... yeah, not so much so. Bad kitty.
Charming. What are the little circles in the speech bubble for?
well now thats a cute little kitty isn't it.
That's hilarious.
Apparently someone has had an issue with spraying.
Also, that cat looks pretty damn excited about it.
What's MOCA???
hahaha
Is that Felix the Cat?
I think my cat, KitterBones, has uttered these very words under his little tuna-stank breath. But i love him more than life, i truly do! He is rotten but he's mommy's little booger-bean! Loke the likeness to Felix in the drawing!
does fritz the cat have a penis?
is that written on t.p. lol
you've gotta love cats! none of that passive-agressive crap you get from the rest of the family. if they're mad about something they'll get even and it'll be over. my mom's cat will take a dump in her suitcase if he thinks she went away on vacation for too long.
Cute ! It's a boy kitty. They really will do that ....or on your shoe .
Thats funny
I expect Jo from T-Town to make some comment about how well hung that cat is. She (?) sure did put the raw in raunchy. (See prior day's comments for evidence of Jo's pervertnicity).
But putting aside pokes at fellow commentators, this is incredibly cute. Brings back memories of li'l pets playing in laundry baskets. Thankfully, none of my pets ever relieved themselves in my clothes carriers.
I wonder if this is a grant application?
That is my cat. She pees on laundry. She prefers it to be in the basket, but that isn't a requirement. She's just lucky I love her; my husband would get rid of her in a heartbeat.
Change "pee" to "poop" and that's pretty much the experience I have with my cat.
Yeah.
How did a message from my cat get all the way to California?
I always check foundmagazine.com first thing when I come to work, and this find made me laugh out loud. What a great way to start the day. I love it.
haha that's great. I will be giggling all day now.
This would be funny if wern't so damn true. I had a house mate in college whose cat often mistook my laundry basket for her litter box.
When my dog was a puppy he'd pee in the laundry basket. I wonder if he wrote this????
Bad kitty! Bad kitty! Loathsome cat I have loves to soil in the laundry basket. Like having young kids again - keep moving stuff so cats can't get to it. Still loving the judgenmental comments......always crack me up!
I had a cat that peed in my bra all the time. Right in the cup. He had good aim I guess.
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ac in here said:
What's MOCA???
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ac- it is Museum Of Contemporary Art
I'm in ur londry baskit, peen on ur cloz!
Haha! That's hilarious. I laughed out loud. Great find.
This is my number one favorite find! I wish my cat would warn me.
Cute. At least kitty is announcing it. Mine just do it and don't bother to mention it later.
Lol. This made me crack up. Yeah, this is life with cats. I dont know why. The comments made me laugh too. Glad I'm not the only one who's had to deal with this. This is being printed up and put on my wall. lololol
That's one confident cat. He knows what he wants, and there ain't nothin' anyone can do about it.
There's even enough room inside the bubble to add, "So fuck you! Ha ha!" which would seem to complete this message perfectly.
MOCA is the Museum of Contemporary Art in LA. Naughty kitty.
Haha... what a funny looking cat and it warned you that it was going to pee in the basket. SO polite. Still though a BAD kitty.
MOCA = Museum of Contemporary Art (Los Angeles)
Oh, Eggy-weggs, I had so much e-respect for you........My comment wasn't really that raunchy. It's a gentle nod to the movie "Airplane!"
As for the cat, his junk does nothing for me. He does have great handwritting, though. I need to teach Turbo Thunderdome how to write like this.
...and here I thought I was the only idiot with cats that did this sort of stuff.....I love my cats, but, really, why do we put up with this????? Once I had company over and one of the cats sprayed their coats. I guess she was pissed we didn't consult with her first about having guests over.
I am convinced of the following: if I dropped dead right now, my dog would lay down beside my body and watch over it until she, too, died of starvation. On the other hand, my cats would be driving my car, using my credit cards and drinking my booze before the body was cold.
That being said, I just can't part with them. What is that spell they cast????
People, are we really ok with our pets whizzing in our laundry?
You crazy cat people know a cat didn't really write this, right? If I have to read one more comment about how "kind, sweet, funny, etc." it was for the cat to write a note I'm going to pee in your laundry basket.
Hey, Jo, I ain't afraid of losin' yo' e-spect anyway. (Turns away and sobs.) Your just a floozy and I never really cared about you, so there! (Cries into papers on desk, boogering them up like a pirate on a greeting card envelope would.)
Love the medium, extra absorbant I assume, two ply minimum. Eye-ball detail and stance are EXCELLENT for ball-point. Hey "last", obtuse and funny.
I don't which is more hilarious, the picture or the comments.
Luckily, being a slave of four cats, only my male cat will spray and only then when he is mad at me for not keeping the litter boxes up to his standards (his extremely finicky about most things). He doesn't do random spraying, he does it on something in front of me to get my attention, I guess it's better than not knowing where the smell is coming from.
Butler Bulldogs Vs. Wright State Pissin' KittenS?
i would totally wear a t-shirt with this on it. XD
reason # 764 why i hate cats.
I once had kittens that peed on my pillows! What's up with that?
I thought I was the only one with a cat with a problem..... wonder if I could get her to give me a warning like this?
OMG my cat too! and hes neutered so really that isnt supposed to happen anymore but damn it if hes not trying every minute to find a better, softer place to pee than in "rocks." lame!
Erin, I agree. It would need to be scribbly like it is here.
Hey James in NYC (aka admin?) now it's the fight'in turtles. Drive on 'dogs.
My favorite find ever! Ha, it made me smile on an ugly day (and I don't even care for cats)
This looks like a note my friends would write and leave in eachother's homes although only one of us has a cat- they're wierd.
I also think that I see a little something going on between Eggs1234 and Jo!
thank you, becky.
my late, beloved cat GG would express her dislike of people by pissing on them. Had I paid attention to her disdain earlier, I would have saved myself much stress, money and abuse. Later on, if she disliked you, yo ass OUT that door! Hey, I can learn.
life in chains, i believe Fritz the cat was a naughty, naughty pussy, so he must've had all the equipment.
Never been a cat person myself, but the former owner of our house left us a "stray" which we could "feed if we wanted to" (she said all this to my face!) Evidently, they left her because she wasn't using her box, but we moved it to a more convenient place and she's never gone astray, since. Those evil people don't know what they're missing!
Amanda in Utah.. you crack my shit up!
Umm . . . you people do know it is NOT normal for cats to pee all over the place, right? Usually it's because their litter box is in a bad location (i.e. next to the washer/dryer), not cleaned enough, or, most often, they have a urinary tract infection. Sorry to get all preachy and serious but I hate to think of people getting rid of their cats when maybe all they neeed is a week on antibiotics. About 90% of the time there is a MEDICAL reason they're not going in their box. Hope this helps someone and their cat.
Hey, Stephanie in the Ashe, there ain't nuthin' goin' on between me and that face-sittin', cat-package-ogling Jo from T-Town. Never. Ever. Never ever. (Unless, of course, she's super foxy.)
Cat person - Most of the time it is a behavioural problem. Massive difference in spraying & urinary problems associated with UTI's such as soiling.
Anyone who has cats spraying indoors should get a Feliway plug in. They release pheromones which provoke calm & friendly behaviour. They can be a big help.
I don't particularly like cats, and thankfully I'm allergic, so I can keep my distance. My partner had a problem with his Mum's cat peeing on his bed when he was a kid, so he peed on the cat and never had a problem again :) Kids!
my cat peed in my laundry basket once. it wasn't as cute as this cartoon leads you to believe.
I have a face that would make a train turn around and take a dirt road.
Found comments are great because of you, Jo and Eggs.
Wow i totally didnt think of my cat when i read this...instead i totally thought of some drunk college student with incredible skills when he is drunk leaving notes to friends....least thats what i do some evenings!!
oh well...thank god mittens doesnt piss everywhere!!
oooooh, the ultimate threat.
That's my cat, the bastard!
did you know if you are dying, and your dogs are starving, they will wait until you're cold to eat you. cats will eat you while you're still alive.
my cat jake, tries to eat tinkerbell, the goldfish. and tinkerbell aint dead yet.
HAH! Love it.
TrickyD - PennsylT -- Ah, but the goldfish didn't tell you that her middle name is SUSHI! (whole name: TinkerSushiBell) Jake is just doin' what comes naturally!!
Or last name? Tinkerbell Sushi?
I had a boyfriend once that my cat didn't like and he left his clothes on the bedroom floor.
My cat peed on them.
My boyfriend was mad.
I secretly thought it was funny.
MOCA is muesem of contemporary art
haha. cutee.
I had to find this one again after a four year old I was watching for a friend announced that their cat peed on their sheets. I had no idea this was such a universal issue! Cats are onrey little critters!
i don't think i've ever heard anyone call their cat "mommy's little booger bean". that's awesome, debo.
Cat and Animal Persons: I have cats. One of them has peed and pooped randomly since the day we brought her home from the shelter. I have tried Feliway. I have tried multiple cat boxes. I have had her tested multiple times for urinary problems. This has happened in every house, with any number of companion cats, no matter what kind of litter I use. I have now officially given up. If the cat weren't the sweetest, most loving, playful cat I own she would be taking that last trip to the vet's. At this point I am hoping a) she will die soon naturally or b) she will turn savage and hateful so I can feel justified in having her put down. Sorry.
Dawn in Michigan: My cat did the exact same thing to one of my old boyfriends! She absolutely hated him and every time he left his clothes on the floor she would pee on them, and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world, obviously he didn't... I should have listened to her sooner, I wasted 1 year with him! Cats are smarter than we are!
Dawn in Michigan: My cat did the exact same thing to one of my old boyfriends! She absolutely hated him and every time he left his clothes on the floor she would pee on them, and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world, obviously he didn't... I should have listened to her sooner, I wasted 1 year with him! Cats are smarter than we are!
Obviously the person who drew this had some bad experiences with cats pissing in their laundry...
i think that my cat snuck in and wrote that!
Hahahaha! If this isn't foreshadowing, I don't know what is!
I'm sitting here with tears streaming down my face, laughing at this! Had a cat that sprayed all the shoes in my closet one time. My sister's cat poo-pooed in her printer - guess she was spending too much time on the computer? I love the expression on the cat's face and his little fists balled up like he's marching off to finish his latest project - joy and determination. This one is now my desktop background!
I actually know someone who did this!!! Wonder if she's been to Cali lately???
I love this Find! Not sure how I missed it the first time but delighted to add it to favorites.
I once worked for a not so clean couple who had a ton of cats, she would leave her clean laundry on the floor only to have to do it again very soon afterwards. The cats would sleep and pee all over it.
Needless to say, there were times they arrived and smelled like a hint of bounty and a ton of urine.
and that's the #2 reason i don't own a cat...#1 being they scare me a little.