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February 20, 2007 |
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She Cannot Get Mad If I Drink
FOUND by Becky Kornegay
in Cullowhee, North Carolina
I found this, folded up, on the floor in front of the reference desk in our university library.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Typical university boy. Although I wouldn't mind finding a boy who doesn't get mad when I drink.
Who doesn't enjoy relaxing? "She cannot get mad if I drink"...I think someones had some bad experiences.
Must enjoy relaving hmm?
What is laving, and why would "she" need to enjoy doing it over? ;)
One wonders how much this guy drinks for his girlfriends to be getting mad about it.
Is this an ad for a girlfriend or a pet dog?
I'm 5'1"!
Humorless cheating Amazon teetotalers need not apply!
I hope my brother didn't write that... wait, I don't think he goes to the library. But he does go to Western.
Um, I'm not sure what "relaving" is, and I'm pretty sure I haven't done it in a while.....as for getting mad , well - yeah, you'll never catch a dog telling you that you drink too much, that's for sure.
Love it! I think the dude is right on to be up front about his love of the sauce. That way no one's time is wasted. I like him.
Jo, thank you for making that ad into a concise sentence. Now he can put it in a newspaper.
I think it's supposed to be "relaxing"...
Covering all his bases?? Just in case she does get mad, if she's under 6 feet tall, he can take her?
I like how "someone" is written in girly handwriting. Although it is rather girly, you have to admit that it is at the same time quite <i>manish</i>
I think a woman wrote this.
Damn, short alcoholics are sure picky.
By the way, well done Jo!
I don't understand why he mentions the height requirement. Has he had a major problem with attracting basketball players when he asks for someone athletic? I think the proportion of women over 6 feet tall must be like 2%.
clearly his last girl friend was over six feet and would beat him up every time he drank.
It looks like my boyfriend was drunk when he wrote this. That's okay, I find it funny and charming. Anyway, I'm out to play basketball now with my bodybuilder midget girlfriends. Go Team!
@ Tom: I know a lot of guys who have really pretty handwriting. Some even better than my own.
@ Martina: Haha. That's funny.
Perhaps he's just not looking for that 300lb 4'5 girlfriend who smacks him when he drinks & calls him Jr.
This defines Western
Can she get mad if he drinks too much , picks a fight , falls on the furniture and breaks it , drives off into the night and comes home next day ? How 'bout then ?
why are we so sure a guy wrote this? Maybe she's tired of dating the girls from the basketball team who have to go to bed early and tell her to lay off the sauce, or who canoodle with each other when they travel for away games. At least that's been my experience, ha!
Whoa, I thought that said they could not be over 60 feet tall. I mean, THAT I can see causing issues.
I like how he didn't put it together that the former girlfriend would be more relaxed if he drank less.
Why under 6 feet tall? I am over 6 feet tall...stupid shallow guys. He seems a little insecure.
I wonder why he wants a trustworthy girl. Are they more willing to put up with alcoholic guys who have a Napoleon complex?
They let guys like this into college now?
haha i thought it said 60ft!! i was like well that narrows it down.
good find. It shouldn't be hard to find people who don't get mad if you drink though. I've seen nothing but drunks when I go to Cullowhee!
Looks like he had been drinking when he wrote the note.
Am I the only one interested in cleanliness? To lave is to wash or to bathe. Same root as "lavender." I love words. But relaving?? Could be fun.
What does the scribbled out part say? It looks like "She has 1 Sharpie" ...
It would have been easier to say "LF midget clown that enjoys their chains tight and their men loose."