January 25, 2009

ADD in Chemistry
FOUND by Madeline in Tucson AZ
I found this laying on a table at a MacDonald’s restaurant one afternoon years ago now. I just had to pick it up. Seems like some kid decided not to do their chemistry worksheet. I especially like the nitrite-eating monster. I hope the teacher let them off easy, probably because the whole page reminds me of myself as a kid.
Chrome Toaster in the far corner of the Cosmic Kitchen, brewing up a quart of coffee...
.."Not now, son! I'm making toast!"

I like the "I'm not easily distra-- Oooh! Shiny!"
+ January 25, 2009 12:17 AM +
my bra in a sploded again.
Are plushies those people who get off dressing up like stuffed animals (and/or doing people dressed up like stuffed animals)?
+ January 25, 2009 12:21 AM +
shoulda said my brain a sploded aga in ..
cuz otherwise it looks like something about the bra find. Oopsie.
+ January 25, 2009 12:22 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
The marginal notes are way more informative than the class notes.

Shades of my Sociocultural Anthropology notebook...LOL
+ January 25, 2009 03:32 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
"Certain elements like to be in the middle." Novel approach to teaching chemistry! "Why does this molecule have this structure? Because it LIKES it this way!"

"I know I'm not like the other nitrogen molecules, but--I dunno. I just wanted something different."

You got it, nitro.
+ January 25, 2009 03:34 AM +
child in time
way to go!
this looks just like all my own notes from the chemistry (&physics) classes :P
+ January 25, 2009 07:56 AM +
Mom Interrupted in with the commoners.
"I have plenty of common sense... I just choose to ignore it."

It is my experience that common sense isn't so common. But, perhaps I'm just surrounded by people who choose to ignore it. *shrug*
+ January 25, 2009 08:25 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
Someone went and ruined a bunch of perfectly good doodles with some nonsense about Electron structures.... stoopid!!
+ January 25, 2009 09:10 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
I love the 'years ago' statement ... Invader Zim started around 2001???
+ January 25, 2009 09:12 AM +
Mary Shea in Virginia
I used to shoot kids down for saying such lines (the distracted one and the common sense one) because they'd try to play it off as their original wit, when really every kid in the 7th(ish) grade said those things. They thought they were so clever, and it peeved me. Is that mean?

Anyway, I really love the monster feeding on nitrite.

+ January 25, 2009 09:28 AM +
Mountain Girl Stuck in an Illinois cornfield
But you have to love all the tiny people running for their lives across the title.
+ January 25, 2009 09:59 AM +
Erp in Burp
@Mountain Girl:

They're not running for their lives, they're just taking steps for writing Lewis Structures.
+ January 25, 2009 10:09 AM +
Mountain Girl Stuck in an Illinois cornfield
@Erp: Yeah, thanks for catching that. I couldn't see the forest for the trees if my life depended on it.

At first glance, to me anyway, those wee ones looked absolutely terrified.
+ January 25, 2009 10:54 AM +
fooch in Lewis' Structure
Mountain Girl: LOVE the running people.

I found myself reading the chemistry notes. I never took it in college and it is a good thing.
+ January 25, 2009 12:48 PM +
Lolita
Monty Python rox my sox, too.
+ January 25, 2009 01:12 PM +
bored person in pursuit of finding the correct spelling of "macdonalds"
I KNEW THERE WAS NOT AN "A"!!!
+ January 25, 2009 01:19 PM +
BamaBelle in BoredLand
Baahhh - I spit on plushies too! Stupid little cute blue teddy bears.

Note to self: Pick up a quart of coffee for next weekend's party. See what happens.
+ January 25, 2009 01:33 PM +
Random in Purgatory
@ my brain a sploded:
No, you're thinking of furries. Plushies are those little cheaply-produced stuffed versions of cartoon characters you sometimes find in crane machines.

My chemistry teacher used to talk about the "likes" and "dislikes" of molecules, too. I think the anthropormorphization is supposed to make it easier to learn...

+ January 25, 2009 01:40 PM +
Finsterton Smythe in 620 State St, Schenectady NY
All chemistry and colorful comments aside, anybody else think this whole thing was just created specifically to be found and commented on? I'm not suggesting the submitter did it, but the original creator definitely wanted this to be found and paid attention to. I bet they fantasized about what people would say about it and how clever the notes were.. The whole thing to just too "UN" random...
+ January 25, 2009 02:27 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

I don't think the student has ADD. She's just bored silly because the teacher has to pace the class for the slow kids. (Probably also wouldn't write down the ADD joke she'd recently heard, either.) Anyway, where's that gifted education when we need it??


Also, those bad luck doodles over in the margin? I think they're stains left from a dried up puddle of doom.
+ January 25, 2009 03:29 PM +
F in Chemistry
Yum! gotta love a bit of the old Nitrite!
+ January 25, 2009 03:53 PM +
stuck in wonderland
You guys have it all wrong. The chemistry teacher was clearly enjoying a Big Mac at McDonalds while adding vital marginal notes to the outdated worksheet he (or she) had to present to the class.

And thank goodness for that too, because everyone knows that a few years ago they improved the Lewis Structure for nitrite by adding an ion eating dragon.

It's very basic science, people. What a shame that he left it behind, the students are missing out on important stuff...
+ January 25, 2009 04:11 PM +
Night in gale, checking the dryer in the laundry room
Damn. Another basket of electrons to fold. I thought I was done.
+ January 25, 2009 06:49 PM +
mad world in Paramus
I can totally see myself doodleing such things next year!
+ January 26, 2009 02:29 PM +
madeline is in bred
MacDonalds? Is that a tucson only business? Never heard of 'em.

+ January 26, 2009 07:47 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
I love the little people running across the steps for writing!
+ January 26, 2009 08:55 PM +
sam so easily distracted by sh in y things.....
maybe it's just that i'm ignoring my common sense or the quart of coffee....but i love this find! may be 'cause i'm doodle crazy....

CAN'T SIGN IN - WANT TO SAVE - MUST SAVE...BAH!
+ January 27, 2009 08:53 AM +
me, not believing in Finsterton Smythe's hypothesis
Finsterton Smythe, i think you are wrong. I used to do stupid random things like this in school all the time, and never with intent of someone else having a good time reading it later on. plus, if the creator were indeed wanting someone to find this and be amused wouldnt they want it to be a little more..i dont know...interesting? this is obviously just boredom at its worst.
+ January 27, 2009 11:20 AM +
Zen Angel in Portland, Ore.
Nice to know Monty Python is still cool, lol.
+ January 28, 2009 06:08 AM +
Jill in the frozen north
I used to doodle like this in school as well, especially in chemistry class. I discovered the Beatles when I was in high school and made an elaborate drawing of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds in my chemistry notebook one day. I would also cover the covers of notebooks with tiny little circles or maze-like swirly lines.

Librarian has hit the nail on the head. I was paying attention as much as I needed to.
+ January 28, 2009 09:15 AM +
miss gredenko, squinting
Magnify = make bigger.

Please?
+ February 25, 2009 11:57 AM +

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