February 01, 2007

Pop Man
FOUND by Dan in San Diego, California
I found this folded like a note passed between girls in middle school. It was in an alley near a bunch of apartments, one of which was reputably inhabited by meth dealers. I can figure out what a "cellie" is, but what's a "pop man"?
Gretel in Grinnell
Cellie = cellmate
Pop man = drug dealer (?). Not sure on that last one. This note sounded so friendly until that point.
+ February 01, 2007 12:22 AM +
Clare in Tunbridge Wells, England
Tim will be out this month -- wonder what he's got planned to celebrate.
+ February 01, 2007 02:56 AM +
Kiwi in Massachusetts
That note made me shiver. And I agree, it sounded so very nice up until that point.
+ February 01, 2007 05:59 AM +
Kat in my house
It still sounds friendly...Just not the kind of friend most of us would like to have. It sounds like the writer is still in jail/prison. Maybe "pop man" is like a drug dealing pimp? Or maybe we're reading it wrong and it says "dop man" - having forgotten the "e" on the end of dope. A last thought is that "pop man" means some sort of hit man? Yikes. I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
+ February 01, 2007 06:53 AM +
Chuck Field in Plantation, Florida, USofA
One word: recidivist.
+ February 01, 2007 07:18 AM +
tina in ohio
I think the first letter there is actually a d. My dop (dope) man. He's the drug dealer. I hope he has good stuff for spike.
+ February 01, 2007 07:22 AM +
Kayla in Rochester, MN
Pop is crack cocaine, or sometimes powdered cocaine.
+ February 01, 2007 07:29 AM +
Ingrid in Oslo
I'm curious about the signature.. Does it say "bud", or bio?
+ February 01, 2007 08:25 AM +
Lori in Watertown SD
For someone who doesnt know a dam thing about drugs ---what is a cellie?
+ February 01, 2007 08:46 AM +
amanda in Chicago
It's signed "your bro, Jim." So if anyone knows a man named Jim that will be getting out of the joint this month... get him some help.
+ February 01, 2007 08:47 AM +
carolina in ny
ingrid - it says, "your bro"

cellie = cell mate
dop man = dope man / dealer

poor tim back off to the slammer... maybe he should stop leaving incriminating evidence like this laying around for the world to see
+ February 01, 2007 08:54 AM +
Kevin in Nebraska
We should turn this letter over to the authorities immediately! Obviously Tim/Jim has learned nothing from his incarceration and is planning to return to the life that led to his current accommodations as soon as he is released.
+ February 01, 2007 09:29 AM +
SpaJunkie in TimeMachine
"pop man" = drug dealer
"cellie" = cell mate OR an abrev. for a name

"I sent you my pop man to see you liked his stuff?" - clearly a different dealer w/possibly BETTER stuff. It is friendly - in an addict/co-dependant sort of way.
It says "your bro" at the end too.
This note just makes me sad.
+ February 01, 2007 09:35 AM +
Sweet Pea in Rural America, Home of Meth
I got the cellie part right off, but did anyone else read "ex" as "ox" at first? Kind of a whole different picture...
+ February 01, 2007 09:49 AM +
j. mill in iowa
Pop = Coke?
+ February 01, 2007 10:35 AM +
Bea in Milwaukee
"Feduary"? This is your brain on drugs!
+ February 01, 2007 10:47 AM +
Alice in VA
aww, i was hoping that by "bro," he really did mean "brother," and that by "pop man," he meant "father," and that "ex cellie" meant "ex girlfriend, celia," and that it was a friendly letter from one sibling to another. :(
+ February 01, 2007 10:55 AM +
Wryly in Des Moines
Despite the overall chummy-chum feel of the writing, I like that Tim has the chutzpah to decorate the greeting with a colon ("Hey Spike:"), immediately indicating business correspondence.

Because let's face it, people- those drugs aren't going to pay for themselves, and the friendship tab only goes so far.
+ February 01, 2007 11:05 AM +
sweating in the armpit of america
i thought that jim was talking about music.
ex cellie- a singer that was not so good so they dropped him.
pop man- the big boss that used to be a singer called cellie but now owns the label.
sending his stuff over- sending out demos to bigger labels.
i just couldnt understand the drug lingo.

+ February 01, 2007 11:12 AM +
Wryly in Des Moines
Despite the overall chummy-chum feel of the writing, I like that Tim has the chutzpah to decorate the greeting with a colon ("Hey Spike:"), immediately indicating business correspondence.

Because let's face it, people- those drugs aren't going to pay for themselves, and the friendship tab only goes so far.
+ February 01, 2007 11:14 AM +
Joan in Germany
If you ask me - that guy's a pretender and this note totally fake. He might be a drug addict but not a dangerous criminal. Only a would-like-to-be one...
+ February 01, 2007 11:19 AM +
Mike in San Diego, California
I volunteer helping homeless teens here in San Diego and I believe I know Spike and Jim - or Jimbo as he sometimes likes to be known. Yes, pop=crack and cellie=cellmate. Unfortunately drug addiction takes its toll on the homeless, especially the youth, and they often use and sell to survive. If you're on meth or crack, you don't need to worry about eating or sleeping which are two of the biggest problems the homeless have to deal with. Despite the very warm tone of the note, the reality of it is very sad.
+ February 01, 2007 11:20 AM +
Samantha in KS
"I'll be back out..." BACK out? Is it just me or doesn't that imply this won't be his first time getting out? Sadly, it probably won't be his last time IN, either.... *sigh* Then again, when you're buying from your ex-cell mate it should be expected. Oy vey.
+ February 01, 2007 01:19 PM +
Searching For Pseudoephedrine in the boonies
A little close to home, eh? Gretel and Clare. Just taking a break between waxing the floors and alphabetizing the pantry at 2 a.m.?
+ February 01, 2007 01:20 PM +
David
Don’t pull that sad reality garbage. If they skipped the stop at Pop’s for a couple of weeks, he could afford a word processed resume rather than a misspelling-riddled rolling paper. I have sympathy for first-time offenders, given the circumstance, but blow the second chance and I can’t wait for you to hit that third strike. Here’s to ex cellie wearing a wire and pimpin’ out pop man with new gear.
+ February 01, 2007 02:29 PM +
Jo in TulsaTown
When I use the term, "See you in a few", it usually means I will be back before "Feduary".
+ February 01, 2007 02:50 PM +
Nikki in NV
Of all the things wrong with this note, I just can't get over the fact that it says "their" instead of "there".
+ February 01, 2007 03:26 PM +
Me
well actually it says "thier" which is even worse >_<
+ February 01, 2007 04:15 PM +
Higgy in Tennessee
I thought it said Tim at the end. Cause my dad (named Tim) does get outta jail sometime soon :/
+ February 01, 2007 05:28 PM +
Tess in SacTown
I had no idea that drug dealers needed letters of recomendation and or introduction. Tim must be out of engraved stationary. I feel so outclassed.
+ February 01, 2007 05:42 PM +
Boo in Illinois
I like that he said "tell everyone I say hi." I don't think Tim is that bad of a guy. He's probably just in a bad situation.
+ February 01, 2007 05:49 PM +
ptq in green bay
Well, I thought it was very nice of Jim to send a note along with a new connection for Spike. Hopefully one of them drops another incriminating note after February so we get a second installment of details... ;-)
+ February 01, 2007 06:02 PM +
a midwesterner in displaced in the northwest
pseudo in the boonies - they live in England duh
+ February 01, 2007 06:42 PM +
Amy in New York, NY
So it seems like Tim sent this little note with his "ex cellie" to go see Spike. So interesting the things you can find..
+ February 01, 2007 07:20 PM +
monique in boone, nc
higgy... you live in tennessee, this note was found in california.
pretty sure that is not your dad.
+ February 01, 2007 08:08 PM +
April in alabama
oh see, i thought the "p" in "pop" was a "d". and he just left off the "e" in dope..
+ February 01, 2007 09:50 PM +
Nikki in NV
"Me", thats what I said...
+ February 02, 2007 03:35 AM +
Athena in Decorah
"Pop" is another word for "coke".
+ February 03, 2007 06:41 PM +
Jess in Grinnell, IA
Tess -- since drugs are a part of the black market and there is no Better Business Bureau to consult about one's drug dealers a recomendation is obviously requisite. If you were buying a used car you would go for a test drive, do a little research about prices, have your borther who's a mechanic take a look and maybe ask around about the seller. Same deal (just in the gray market).
+ February 05, 2007 03:02 AM +
Stasia in Pittsburgh, PA
"Pop" is what we yinzers call "soda," so my guess is that pop man = cocaine dealer (as Coke is a pop brand).
+ February 05, 2007 10:52 AM +
Higgy in blahbleh
monique my dad lives in cali
+ February 05, 2007 04:09 PM +
Tess in Sacramento
Jess,
If you and I did go drug shopping, I would insist on reviewing the said drug seller's resume. If satisfactory, I would then request 3 personal references (not relatives) and 3 business references. I would also ask, quite politely, "Would you take a personal check, it's local." If I can shop at Henri Bendel's I can shop anywhere!
+ February 05, 2007 07:22 PM +
we should seduce Tess in a slow-bruning love song
funny girl
+ February 06, 2007 08:30 AM +
Madison in College Park, MARYLAND
Hmm... we should throw a welcome back party for Jim/Tim and his "cellie".
+ February 06, 2007 10:50 AM +
Joey in H-Town
Ok haven't you people ever heard of a "Dop Kit"
What you pack your toiletries in when you go on a trip. Obviously since he his getting out soon and will need to travel therefore the need for a Dop Man. He must be like a door to door salesman.
Cellie is probably the person who plays the chello(SP) in his band.
+ February 06, 2007 11:51 AM +
Vickie in NC
What month does Feduary come after?
+ February 10, 2007 10:58 AM +
Kayla in MN
I think that'd be Jamuary, Vickie.
+ February 11, 2007 11:59 PM +
Amanda in Seattle, WA
I think you mis-read the note. It reads "DOP" man (READ: DOPE). Which, I believe is self explanatory.
+ February 12, 2007 10:35 AM +
Alison in Iowa
i thought
"ex cellie" = ex girlfriend
"pop man" = dad

it seemed normal til i read some of the comments...
+ February 13, 2007 07:54 PM +
Donna Grimes in Tennessee
drug dealer indeed. "his stuff" meaning WEED?
+ March 11, 2007 08:59 PM +
red in east coast
Dop = dept of corrections
cellie= roommate in jail
+ March 25, 2007 07:53 AM +
red in east coast
Dop = dept of corrections
cellie= roommate in jail
+ March 25, 2007 10:13 AM +
Maya in Alaska
Hey... why can't any normal person have dropped this note? I think he's in a band. He went to visit his old girlfriend, and he directed another guy that sings pop music to his house where he works with the rest of his band. He'll be back in February.
+ April 12, 2007 11:07 PM +
Erica in Georgia
ex cellie- ex cell mate
pop man- drug dealer
i grew up in the ghetto. i know these things. believe me.
+ May 21, 2007 12:54 AM +
Scott in Oakland, CA
As if there is any question that this note is about drugs.

Not surprising that there are plans for more after getting out of jail. From what I've heard, going to prison is like getting an MBA in crime. Instead of IPOs, you get in on the ground floor of some other scheme (and without loan debt).

Isn't the "corrections" system great?
+ July 01, 2007 12:58 AM +
c'monpeople... in MI
He says Cellie...like cell mate. Keep my drugs. Try his if you like.
+ October 02, 2007 08:43 PM +
nikki in colorado
It's not "pop man" he forgot the (e) on dope man!
+ November 21, 2008 06:01 PM +

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