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January 06, 2007 |
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If You Absolutely Must
FOUND by Evan M. Rosenberg
in Baltimore, Maryland
The careful wording really makes this note.
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HAHA! Thats AWESOME! Was it left on your apt, or did you snag it from a neighbors?
We have special orange "BIOHAZARD!" signs at work. To my knowledge, no one has used one for this situation. I am inclined to e-mail this to my daughter who will have some male housemates at school next year.
Wow. When I masturbate in the shower and orgasm, I naively assume that the mess will just go down the drain unimpeded and unnoticed.
What a craven fool I've been.
This is absolutely disgusting but oh so funny! masturbated...then orgasmed....hilarious
I'd love to see the argument that undoubtedly ensued between the residents of #312 over which one of them was the perpetrator. Followed by his shameful march to the bathroom, scrub brush in hand.
Disgusting! I bet they didn't clean it.
Thanks for understanding! How great!
was this taped to your door? Just wondering how you came across such a cool find.
i take it that several apartments in this building share a common shower? huh.
wow. i guess that sounds reasonable.
I knew I could frame that dude in #312 if I timed it right!
The writer is so polite. Can just imagine him discovering the mess and figuring out what it was. How gross!
Thanks for understanding! This is so great. I definitely don't miss dorm life.
That must be some viscous semen to not wash down with a little water. Wow.
I love the rage expressed in the pink arrows, which I'm sure were pointing to the orgasmer's "mess". This note took a long time to write. The guy used three different pens! How do you express your disgust and frustration with someone's jizz blob where you are trying to clean yourself? The poor, tortured guy.
I don't think I'd ever shower again.
Wow, that must've been powerful stuff to cling to the drain and not be washed down. Gross.
How do they know it's the guys in 312? Two apartments share the same shower? The best part is the little pointer regarding using a tissue if one finds the absolute need to masturbate in the shower again. Maybe they could just rinse it down the drain... wow. The more I talk about it, the more gross it becomes.
If this activity really clogged drains, there would not be a functional shower in all the colleges in America.
lol orgasmed.
How diplomatic ! That's a fine quality , and it probably gets better results than my illustrated obscenity laced poster would have .
Sorry!
hee hee this is sneaky silly!
You'd think it would simply wash away
Was it a noisy orgasm as well? Heeheehee :-)
I'm wondering if #314 planted something disgusting in the drain, and wrote the note simply to make #312 curious enough to look, and laugh? Although the specificity of "between 1 pm - 10 pm" makes it seem real, and serious. Hmmm... my experience is, it *does* wash down the drain... very thick shampoo?
I love the part in the note that says "use a tissue if you absolutely must". You just know those guys in #312 are repeat offenders, and I don't think they'll use a tissue, if for no other reason than to piss off the guy in #314.
i hate to say it, because i find it repulsive, but maybe the "stuff" didn't wash down the drain because it was all clogged with hair and the likes. i mean, they don't sound like the most hygenic of people.
this is so funny unless i think about it too much and then i gag. god, boys are pigs.
I agree with Sherri about them just doing it to piss off #314. I wonder if they even cleaned it up or if Evan snagged this note.
Maybe I'm just too suspicious for my own good, but isn't it possible that EVAN is one of the guys from room 312? Maybe he snagged it from the shower, refused to clean up, and then sent it in to make a mockery of Mr. 314? Anyone?
When my hubby was in the dorms in the Air Force, they had 2 rooms sharing one bathroom. It's likely that it's a college/military dorm room setup.
I've been married for a LONG time and have found my share of nasty man juice in the drains. Come on guys! All it takes is letting the hot water run down the drain for a couple of minutes.
Gross.
My brother used to wear heavy duty hair gel that clogged up the drain (he was like 11 so masturbation was not an option-as least I hope not!), so maybe it was hair gel because I would think that orgasmic substances would wash down.
Stephanie, you would be suprised.
Semen breaks down into a watery, viscous form after about 20 minutes of exposure to the air, and clogs nothing... so either this is a spoof, or they found the stuff right after the fact.
i just love how this person is perfectly fine with the masturbation... but NOT fine with the apparent semen left behind. if that's what it was.
hilarious. and the different ink colors! That's so female.
wow. wow. wow.
yeah it's obviously a dorm of some kind, it's common to have two suites that share a bathroom.
One suite, 2 rooms, 1 bathroom. 1 room is all girls, 1 room is all boys? So 314 is all girls and so the semen must have been left by one of the boys at 312. Good so far.
This note is fantastic. As if the point wouldn't come across clearly enough with "masturbated," the note-writer just HAD to specify that the perpetrator "orgasmed" too! hahahahahaha.... oooooooh hoooooo heeee lordy.
I can't stop laughing at this. So ramdom, yet so specific!
This is so funny!! Ticked off, but polite!
#314 is going to be pretty embarrassed if the guys in #312 just accidentally got too much conditioner that morning. Also, the 'mess in the drain' cancels out the need to explain that orgasm was reached. Fabulous note!
Mine usually just goes down with the flow of the shower, not that the wife lets me waste it like that very often I'm pleased to say !!