March 13, 2009

Cigar Man
FOUND by Dana in Chicago, IL
Found at my school, on the ground, as usual.
Feeling in coherent
Sometimes a cigar is just a Cigar.
+ March 13, 2009 12:12 AM +
Kermit Fog in a flimsy rocking chair
Now that those goddamn ceramic cats were gone, Harold could finally relax at peace.
+ March 13, 2009 12:15 AM +
Kermit Fog in a flimsy rocking chair, still
oh, and Morther, PLZ, and Pot Gravey!!!
+ March 13, 2009 12:16 AM +
Phoebe Muse
These were planted at school to teach the youngins the long lost art of cigar smoking..silk jacket optional
+ March 13, 2009 12:19 AM +
shell in oz
Grandpa...Grandpa?? Is that you?
+ March 13, 2009 01:20 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
ting on a metal rocker, smoking a cigar in the sunshine and rambling on about the old days when he was a heavy metal rocker, smok
+ March 13, 2009 03:51 AM +
Mr. Gaunt in Needful Things
"Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet"
+ March 13, 2009 04:43 AM +
Sheina Maydela
Is that patrick Stewart, the guy from startrek tng?
+ March 13, 2009 05:47 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

His motorcycle-riding days over, the cool stud from Found settled into his backyard metal rocking chair to puff a few and tell tall tales to his grandkids. To them he would always be a wild and crazy guy. (His own kids didn't get that part.) He just wishes they'd come around more often.
+ March 13, 2009 06:30 AM +
Mom Interrupted in the Oval Office.
<insert lewd Monica Lewinsky cigar joke here>

I used to love to smoke cigars back in the day. Girly ones- my favorite was a vanilla-flavored one. It tasted like a toasted marshmallow.
+ March 13, 2009 06:50 AM +
Philbert
1st photo caption - "did someone say nipple?" Caption 2 - "oooo I see nippage!!" By the way, it's not a cigar, it's a blunt.
+ March 13, 2009 07:14 AM +
skipp in g past the comments
Hit magnify and curb your enthusiasm.
+ March 13, 2009 07:16 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
@Feeling: awesome.

I want to be like this guy someday, sitting around without a care in the world. Maybe this is what James Dean would be like had he lived longer.
+ March 13, 2009 08:39 AM +
Rockin' Grampaw
Looks like he lives in a condo or no- one of those luxury retirement villas on the golf course. Strange that the other two are taken from the other direction.
+ March 13, 2009 08:59 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

caption for photo 1: "Sniff, sniff."

caption for photo 2: "Just after I realized that I bought a retirement condo that backed up to a sewage treatment pond. Rats!"
+ March 13, 2009 09:51 AM +
lookin' fer loooove in all the wrong places
These are the pictures he had his friend, Vern take for his Match dot com profile.

It's okay to look.
+ March 13, 2009 10:40 AM +
Randy in Sunny Vale Trailer Park
Mr. Lahey!
+ March 13, 2009 10:56 AM +
Barnyard in Love
nd as the Farmer turned to walk away one silent tear dripped from the bulls eye, and he knew the Farmer was just using him. He would be off with the other barnyard animals before long, and the bull wondered if the Farmer knew him much he loved him and his soft touc
+ March 13, 2009 10:57 AM +
Erin in Therapy
Why is the pond in the background crooked? Is that even possible??
+ March 13, 2009 10:58 AM +
BamaBelle in Dixieland
Quick, someone put some clothes on that American Apparel model! I did NOT need to see that this morning.

@ Erin - the pond is lookin' crooked to me too!
+ March 13, 2009 11:28 AM +
Bill Clinton in Humidifier
When I magnified this I got different pics. Did that happen to you guys?
+ March 13, 2009 11:44 AM +
daria19 in describable
Yes Bill, the magnification did like a quarter turn to the right...quite impressive.
+ March 13, 2009 11:50 AM +
mlm in texas
He looks completely relaxed and that property is gorgeous! Wish I could be doing that today instead of being cooped up in my cubicle, looking out on to the gray, rainy, cold day. Blech.
+ March 13, 2009 12:09 PM +
Feeling in coherent
Actually Geek, I wasn't defending the use of cigars. I personally find them repulsive.

I just figured a Sigmund Freud quote would inevitably lead to penis jokes among the foundians that I felt too shy to make (being the first post and all).

Actually Mom Interrupted started down that road, so she gets the first penis reference credit.
+ March 13, 2009 12:09 PM +
Monica in a beanie and a stained blue dress
Bill Clinton, did you mean humidor? Just wondering.
+ March 13, 2009 12:36 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine


Gramps is 420.
+ March 13, 2009 12:39 PM +
Muse on the Loose
To get Harold to be straight in the photo, the camera had to be tilted, as he was leaning back in his rocking chair. This made the background landscape appear crooked.

This picture was taken by Harold's daughter Maura as he relaxed in his beautiful countryside home smoking and reminiscing about his days as a soldier in the, umm... he can't actuallt remember what war it was...
+ March 13, 2009 03:59 PM +
Muse on the Loose
*actually
+ March 13, 2009 04:00 PM +
brown eyed Jersey Girl in Lawrence, NJ
Four pictures of a man smoking? Perhaps to remind the grandkids after he's gone not to smoke.
+ March 14, 2009 08:10 PM +
Me in the cold, pouring rain
Are those Canadian geese along the shore...by the water?
+ March 15, 2009 12:10 AM +
I used to live in a similar neighborhood
Jim is enjoying the weekend after a long week working at Microsoft. He lives in Issaquah and is chatting with his daughter Carli, who is home visiting from Western Washington U. up in Bellingham, 2 hours away. He's bummed she didn't choose U of W, but wants to appear supportive and cool. He can't understand why she wants to be an elementary school teacher, when she could major in business or law here close to home, at the U. Gawwd....kids...what do ya do?
+ March 15, 2009 11:35 AM +
Jonathan in London, England
Hey, that's me!

Hang on a minute -- I don't smoke cigars. And I don't own any pale blue jeans.

And I've never been to Chicago.

What on earth was I doing??

Seriously folks... this could have been me a few years ago. I'm mystified that you think this guy is OLD.
+ March 18, 2009 12:25 PM +

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