December 28, 2006

Full o'Shit Tubby
FOUND by Robert Heise in Minneapolis, Minnesota
I found this in the street. One can only imagine what led this guy to refer to himself this way. Did his girlfriend call him this in a fight the previous evening?
spy in Kanata, ON, Canada
looks like a girl's handwriting. Revenge?
+ December 28, 2006 07:35 AM +
faux in california
one can only hope
+ December 28, 2006 09:27 AM +
Jen K. in Beavercreek OH
Well, was he there when you got home?
+ December 28, 2006 09:54 AM +
Nicholas in Grand Rapids MI
Is this sad or just scary?
+ December 28, 2006 10:06 AM +
Marie in C-ville, VA
Very strange. I keep reading the part after the comma and I can't figure out what he is saying exactly. The whole thing is so loopy!
+ December 28, 2006 10:23 AM +
Risa in Chevy Chase, MD
It looks like it says, "Tub boy" and not "Tubby." Perhaps a reference to the ever-popular, ever-disgusting tubgirl.com. Don't go to that site, by the way.
+ December 28, 2006 10:50 AM +
daniel mc in kansas city, mo
I am almost positive that it's 'tubboy' and not 'tubby' as the submitter suggests.

And I agree with spy. My first impression was that this was a girl's handwriting.
+ December 28, 2006 12:40 PM +
Monika in a lonely hotel
To any boy on the street,

Please don't come to my house if you are a full 'o shit tubboy.
+ December 28, 2006 09:33 PM +
angelica in tampa
that is just really creapy this guy needs alot of help
+ December 29, 2006 12:06 AM +
emesis
wow. i can't ever hear "don't go to that site" without going.. but seriously, if you want to keep your breakfast down, don't go to that site.

thanks a lot tub boy.
+ December 29, 2006 08:07 AM +
donna in KS
I too am under the impession it says 'tub boy' not 'tubby'. What makes me ponder most about this little note is why it's addressed to 'any girl on the street' when he's plainly said, 'I'm on my way to your house' and them promptly says otherwise by saying 'will also be this way if you're not there'.
He's not a stupid person, he used the correct contraction for you are.
And then he uses the warm closing "love".
To me this writing looks more manly than girly!
I think tub boy needs some therapy cause he's migty confused!!!
+ December 29, 2006 05:03 PM +
kate in baltimore
ack, darnit, i too fell for the "don't go to that site" urge. eeewwww
+ December 29, 2006 06:44 PM +
Umbriel in Philadelphia
I think he's just the laziest stalker ever.
+ December 29, 2006 10:12 PM +
Celeste in SF Bay Area
Why are all these finds so nonsensical and illegible. To any girl? I'm coming to your house and if you're not there it will still be the same??? So, maybe it's addressed to a girl called "any girl" and the author is going to go over her house to stir up trouble. Seems angry to me. A lonely angry youth with nothing better to do and nothing to lose causing problems because she can. ??
+ January 09, 2007 03:03 AM +
sick in the head
DAMN YOU TUBGIRL.COM!!!!!!
+ February 03, 2007 02:05 AM +
stephanie in asheville, nc
damn it...I fell for the tubgirl.com thing too! I immediately regret that decision.
+ February 05, 2007 07:06 PM +
Jonathan in London, England
My instinct is -- a couple of girls taking the piss out of a fat boy they don't like, who has been boasting about being God's gift to women and reckons he can have any girl in the street. So they concoct this pretend message from him, signed with the name they have christened him. Maybe.
+ March 19, 2007 07:57 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California
Maybe it's just that I'm older, but when someone writes, "Don't go to that site, by the way," believe me, I don't go to that site!
+ May 04, 2007 07:07 PM +

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