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December 27, 2006 |
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Flatbelly Melissa
FOUND by David Gonda
in Albuquerque, New Mexico
I found this around the dumpster outside of my work. Not sure what a Flatbelly Melissa is, but if I ever see it on a menu, I'm ordering it.
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Pretty sure either Melissa or her "customer" is requesting a flat (tone) stomach. Not quite sure how you tip on that but I'll take a half order, please, and a side of boobs.
Wow... you found the first line of my new year resolution list ;-)
It is some kind of fish or something?
I'm thinking this is 1 of 2 things:
Either Melissa is the waitress, and she took an order from her customer for "1 Flatbelly" - in diners they use code words to remember what people ordered so this could be for a salad or something. Waitresses usually write their names on the checks where I'm from. OR It could be a note to self from Melissa to work on her beer gut.
I may have solved this one. "Flatbelly" seems to be a type of waterbottle bracket for mountain bikes, according to my Google search. I'm guessing this is a phone order taken at a bike shop, reserving the bracket for Melissa. Hope she uses it in good health!
Yeah , maybe this is a self-motivation note . Visualize yourself as Flatbelly Melissa !
I don't think that's a '1' at all, but an uppercase 'I', and this is the beginning of an important document of some kind - Flatbelly Melissa's will and last testamint, perhaps. ;^P
I was thinking the same thing about the uppercase "I."
I like to think that a flatbelly is some kind of sexual feat, which the author administers to Melissa on a regular basis.
Lucky you, Melissa!
If it is a sexual feat I, too, would like to "flatbelly" Melissa, the girl is fit and rides a mt. bike.
Wow, it's so interesting to see how differently everyone interprets these things! On first reading I was completely oblivious to the fact that it's written on a restaurant guest check and assumed that this was a complete sentence, with a subject, a verb, and a receiving pronoun: "I flatbelly Melissa." Kinky, huh? ;)
Well, according to the Urban Dictionary, a flatbelly is "attractive high school or college girls who have toned, or flat stomachs." Go Melissa!
flatbelly melissa - that's what i'll be after losing about 15 pounds!
As a cook in a diner, I created a sandwich years ago called a "Flatbed." So, given the restaurant check and all, I'm going with an employee meal for Melissa. What a flatbelly is, I have no idea.