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December 14, 2006 |
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Gabby Doesn't Wear Slutty Clothes
FOUND by Julia
in Danvers, Massachusetts
Found in a classroom after school.
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This girl needs to expand her vocabulary a bit and stop using "gay" as a derogatory term. Also, her definition of "slutty" is somewhat questionable. Perhaps she shouldn't have written on Michael's binder in the first place!
hah. i love it. for someone who seems to use the dictionary so much it's surprising she doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're." (not to mention "where" and "wear!")
Talking of looking things up in the dictionary... I think the writer of this note should look up 'gay' so she'll stop using it as a random insult....
My favorite part - "to show off boobs (that I don't have)". I think aside from the repetiveness, Gabby's pretty eloquent.
The state of spelling in America...ATROCIOUS
Not another depressing high school one... I cna't believe she doesn't know the definition of slut or how to spell you're or wears. Sigh.
I don't know about everyone else, but I just looked up "whore" in my dictionary and I found a picture of Gabby.
I find it funny that she is able to correct him on her (i'm going to say "paraphrased") definitions of slut and whore, yet she freely uses the term gay as a derogative term. I guess she hasn't gotten around to looking that one up.
Ironic don't you think? Telling someone to look up the meaning of the words slut and whore and yet not knowing the definition of the words gay and retarded... lmao
Funny...I knew it was from Massachusetts as soon as I read the words "wicked gay".
"You don't know what they mean so don't use them"
"You're gay! Wicked Gay! Etc." Haha. Kids.
Looks like the writer of the letter also needs to visit a dictionary to look up "slut" and "whore" b/c they aren't too sure of the meanings either.
Ugh! "your" and "where" ... pet peeves of mine!!!
I like her definition of a slut. Like f-ing gay!
This is such a classic rant. You can feel Gabby bristling when she is writing this. Perhaps the anger explains some of the bad spelling ("Wheres sluttly clothers"?!). I'm not sure how calling someone a slut makes you gay though?
Gabby doesn't wear slutty clothes, and she doesn't pay attention in English class, either!
Let me be the first to say, I weep for the future.
That being said, nothing like a little "who's a slut" drama to liven up the school day!
I think it is very silly how the girl (I assume) reprimands the boy for not using "slut" and "whore" correctly. While at the same time she repeatedly calls him "gay", herself not meaning the literal definition of "gay", but the very annoying and prejudiced definition teens use nowadays of "gay" meaning dumb.
you tell him gabby!
Dear Gabby,
Before advising your problematic paramour to spend some quality time with a dictionary, I suggest that you spend some time in English class, and after that, perhaps you could borrow the dictionary you're suggesting that Mike use. First, unless you truly believe that it's Mike who has been making out with Nick, I think the perjorative word you're looking for isn't "gay" as much as "abhorrent". Also, I think you'd do well to make note of the difference between "your" and "you're". Your is a possessive word, referencing ownership. Examples of when to use "your" would include such delightful statements as "Your breasts are quite small", "Your handwriting is attrocious", and "Your boyfriend is probably right about you". One would use "you're" when explaining to you that "You're not very convincing with your denials of debaucherous behavior", "You're probably not a good choice for either Nick or Mike", and "You're an embarrassment to everyone in Massachusetts".
Finally, a word of advice: If you're really interested in making amends with Mike, perhaps you could spend some time together - maybe in the presence of a good English tutor.
Dear Gabby,
Please send me Mike's phone number. I think I can help him.
"All night long on my bed I looked for the one my heart loves; I looked for him but did not find him."
Song of songs 3:1
Hey bitchinmona, you spelled "atrocious" wrong! Maybe you should join Gabby and Mike. Funny note to Gabby though.
Come on people, the more words misspelled, the better it is! If you come hung up or annoyed about how the spelling skills of these people you are missing the damn point! I wish you would turn off your computer and go read a dictionary rather than post here. You are bringing me down.
I may be old and broken, but you couldn't pay my to be in grade school (? - high school?) again. Wicked gay, f-ing gay, and retarded. Yikes, I'm looking up vasectomy in the yellow pages right now...
bitchnmona - the correct words are "pejorative" (there is no "r" - an often misspelled word) and "atrocious". Nevertheless, I hope Gabby heeded your advice!
I wonder if the real reason Mike is upset is because he's got a crush on Gabby, and then he hears she's making out with his best friend Nick.
Alternatively, it could stand to reason that Mike *loathes* Gabby, and is pissed when he hears she's going around telling everybody she made out with his best friend Nick.
Either way, Mike and Nick are best friends, and ain't no flat chested, trash-talking slut gonna keep them apart. Mike + Nick 4 eva.
Hahahha okay I laughed so hard at this. "Sorry for writing on your precious binder."
Something tells me this has been brewing inside Gabby for a while. Mike and Nick should both run. Run far and fast.
This cracked me up it's wicked funny!
While we're on the English lesson, place periods and commas INSIDE quotations, and colons and semi-colons OUTSIDE quotation marks. :)
Practice, practice, practice.
I think a lot of you are missing the point here. The point is not that Gabby has trouble with spelling or doesn't understand the meaning of the word "gay". The point is that she is a total slut. I mean I heard she made out with Nick and everything!
can someone please comment on what lmao stands for?
dear lady,
lmao = laughing my ass off
and I still am...
Kids are even writing out the word "like" now.
This has got to be one of my favorite "finds!" Keep'em coming.
I can just hear Gabby's voice with her Massachusetts accent ranting away at poor lovelorn Michael. What was the "shirt thing?" This captures the spirit of middle school drama for me. Michael-it IS true that if she isn't interested in you, she's a slut.
this is exactly the kind of person who would've annoyed the shit out of me in high school.
wow. I don't miss high school AT ALL!
haha! i love her definition of slut. "it's someone that like wheres slutty clothes like pulled way down to show off boobs." you can tell she was struggling here.
come on now, Gabby. Mike would have to be wicked foolish to ever talk to you again after you write him a letter like that. Plus I heard that maybe Nick wasn't the only guy you's been making out with behind Mike's back...
i think this might be my all time favorite.
i suspect that (1) mike is gay (2) gabby is a total slut (3) gabby totally made out with nick and is trying to cover it up
Did nobody else notice that she underlined jesus THREE TIMES?? This is pure rage!! Hah!
I hope she shows up in the "Hey! That's me on Found" section so we can all laugh at her personally.
Fblanco: seconded!
thank you, jack in ny.
sometimes it's okay to let a bit of passion interfere with spelling.
just let her be, like, mad, yeah?
Why can't kids use "gay" to mean "dumb"? "Gay" didn't always mean gay, it used to mean "happy". My "gay" friends prefer "queer" anyway.
Hat - personally, because most people who *aren't* homosexual use "gay" to describe those of us who are, and it's annoying at best and insulting at worst to hear it used for both definitions, as though there were no difference between them. Also, used as it is in the find, it sounds like Gabby assumes being gay is wrong - which may or may not be the intention, but that's how it reads - and equates it to being "retarded", another unfortunate euphamism for "stupid". It's all in the context, and the context is derogatory. And finally, "straight" didn't always mean "heterosexual", either.
Spelling... who gives a shit.
She spells from the heart!
Do they not teach grammar in school anymore?
hm, you all are cute. why do you care about someone elses notes? gabbys my bestfriend. shut up =] thanks!
ok then mike
that is so gay that u put that on the internet
wen was this like 7th grade?
thats pretty fucked up that this would go on the internet
wuts the point in putting this on
this is a gay comment thing and all the people that said that she was a whore or a slut should fuck off especially the one about the person saying they found a picture of gabby under the defenition of a whore cuz she really is not and its ur fault that u spread rumors about her in the firstplace so once again all of these people that commented saying gabby is a whore or a slut FUCK OFF like seriously look it up in the dictionary cuz ur all gay
ok yea u guys must be all gay becuz gabby is cool and u people have no life so u joined this gay website and all u people think shes a whore?
pshhh shes not a whore or a slut and u dont even no her so shut the hell up
and that person that said she found gabby under whore in the dictionary? well that person is full of crap. seriously people look it up in the dictionary you all probably dont even no wut all of it means.
mike t - cute commentary. :-)
Attn: M. Trocchi
Minus 10 for spelling mistakes
Minus 7 for missing punctuation
Minus 10 for missing capitals
Minus 5 for questionable grammar
Minus 20 for unimaginitive insults
Bonus 8 for engaging theme
Bonus 8 for use of the word 'pshhh'
Bonus 10 for endorsement of dictionary
Please revise and resubmit.
CAN WE PLEASE GET BACk TO THE PRECIOUS BINDER?
Mike, will you be my meme generator?
Congratulations, Mike Trocchi. You succeeded in making everyone forget about your best friend, Gabby. Unfortunately, in doing so, you made the entirety of this "gay" website focus all their attention on insulting you, instead. Kudos!
While we're all correcting bitchinmona's corrections, I'd like to correctly state that "an asshole" would sound better than either "gay" or "abhorrent."
That said, the only thing that would make this better would be if she had used "wicked queeah" instead of "wicked gay."
I'm in my second year at university, and I don't ever recall having such dramatic highschool predicaments.
Maybe I was lucky?
omg, u all r SUCH freaks. (in a good way, duh ^_^) this is, liek, SOO fabo-funny!! and yah, mike t, u r a complete dorkizoid. (in a not-good way)
(ps/ i am making fun of the way teen girls tend to talk, and this is DEFINITELY not the way i normally talk, thank you very much. but anyway, i do think that mike t is an idiot, and is undoubtedly some random guy who decided it would be funny to pretend to be someone who knows this "gabby" person. btw, when was the name gabby ever mention? seriously.)
Still lmao at "wicked queeah". I like to think of myself that way, but not in the show my boobs off slutty way.
However superficial, I must admit that I'm mildly jealous of her extremely neat handwriting. =]
think whoever wrote this might need to consult the old dictionary herself. a wee lok at gay might not be out of the question.
1) Hmmm I have been known to wear a lowish cut blouse to draw attention to my better assets and away from my lesser assets, but I am a happily married, always monogamous woman. Does that mean I'm still a slut? ;o)
2) I have a confession to make. Seriously. I am 34 years old and I still CONSTANTLY struggle not to use 'like' in my everyday vocabulary. It's especially embarrassing at work. Please tell me I'm not alone in this.
Dawn in Portland: My first thought upon reading this was "I can't believe she actually WROTE OUT "like" as though she was talking!"
Sigh...
lol OMG I KNOW HER.
wtffff
MIKE T I LOVE YOU.
that is all.
pshhh.