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November 28, 2006 |
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The Morning After
FOUND by D. Engelmann
in California
I found this on the street.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
That's so honest... I'm not sure I'd be so nice if I had to clean up somebody else's puke. And then tell them what was written on their back.
I find it kind of disturbing that kids who can drive..don't know how to spell ..well..pretty much anything in this note...that and the "drive safe" at the bottom
I'm always amazed by the bad English writing skills of these people.
Sounds like someone parties a little too hard - it's nice that they have friends nice enough to get them home and do their laundry for them.
See, this kinda thing woulda made the war against drugs and alcohol campaign a little more successful. "Friends don't let friends get so drunk that they barf all over themselves and have to explain the Sharpie marks on their faces to parents."
the best one yet.
THANKS! I NEEDED a laugh! That is soooo classic. Flood is right that this kinda thing would be a good deterrent.
But I wonder - WHY can't he(she?) "do anything about" the face-writing? Are those guys too tough to mess with?
What's that word right before "drive safe"? I love this one!
I think it says "...we would have stopped them, but come on, it's crayon, drive safe".
I hope it wasn't his sister that left the note.
I read it as "...we would have stopped them, but come on, it's Ryon [Ryan?], drive safe".
I think that this means that Ryon/Ryan is a pretty scary character.
I have been the cleaner of the puke, I would not have been so nice. And I think that last part says "but come on, it's ryon".
What's the word they put a bar over? By the way I think the word is his name, ittar? That's my best guess anyway. I wonder what grade they're in? This one is a lot of fun.
The word with the bar over it? It's the fella's name... but it's not Thor!
What's the third person's name who wrote on his face? Saumon? Salmon?
I think the third name is SAWMAN! Err.. Actually, Sawmon, but if you consider that one of 'em is "Ryon", and the fact that Sawman is much cooler than Sawmon.. it must be Sawman. I'm fairly sure the third letter is a w, if you compare it to the the w in "we" or "throw".
Oy vey, the grammatical errors make my brain hurt. I commend whomever, tho, for doing the guy's laundry (as well as the reminder to drive safely). Redeeming factors, I suppose. The spelling, tho.... *shakes head*
Just to freaking awesome for words. This shmo is a genius.
Ah, memories... We never left notes, or did laundry, just hosed em off in the front yard giggling and stumbling and yelling to each other at 4 a.m., "Turn him over so he doesn't choke on his puke!". Good times, good times...
Oh , yes , those were the days .......
Laundry doers are enablers.
So what if Sawmon(?) is 6'2" and 250 it is go time my friend.
I totally agree with Pete. You have to stand up for yourself, man. Even if you get your ass kicked, at least make a statement!
Apparently Ralph Nader finally realized he can't be President, and has taken up writing on people's faces as an alternative career path.
Maybe Ryon is such a funny guy that they were too busy rolling with laughter to stop him?
I had a friend that cleaned up after me when i puked once... She doesn't talk to me anymore.
I like the p.s. at the bottom. Classic.
Not that I'm the one mentioned in the note, but this is what happened to anyone that got so drunk they passed out in my dorm. Many a time did people go to class in the middle of an Alabama summer wearing a long sleeve turtle-neck, sunglasses and hat.
"We would have stopped them, but come on, it's Ryon". This Ryon guy must be incredible.
Isn't Ryon a type of fabric?
... Rayon IS a type of fabric.. not Ryon.
should people this stupid (as evidenced by the plethora of misspellings and grammatical errors) be drinking? they're only diluting our gene pool. not to promote underage drinking, but i hope these were youths and not full-blown adults/college kids. that at least would give them an educational excuse as to the gross abuse of the English language. honestly, if you're associating with individuals that don't know the difference between "writing" and "righting" (whatever that means), you have bigger issues to deal with than having someone write "i f----- your sister" on your back.
but on the bright side, this Find does remind me of the hilarious scene in Garden State when Zack Braff has "BALLS" written on his forehead
One of my biker buddies passed out at a party and two girls painted his face up with the makeup from their purses. But when they weren't looking, he woke up and staggered out the nearest door, kicked his hog and drove away. We told him later he wasn't supposed to leave without being mocked and then washing his face. He said it would have been cool except it was prom night and he stopped to help two kids in evening dress change a flat on the side of the road. Halfway through the tire change he saw himself reflected in their window and began cursing, which relieved the prom kids a great deal.
What kind of names are Ryon, Nader & Sawmon? Please, let those be their first names. Or better yet, let it be bad punctuation and it's one guy who's name is Ryon Nader Sawmon.
"righting what once went wrong".. sure there's such a thing as "righting." Maybe Ryon thought sucb a proclamation was in order, to balance out the sister-fucker's Karma or something.
Brutally Honest.
Maybe "Sawmon" is supposed to be "Simon"
Dear "smarter than this guy",
Should people as "stupid" as you (as evidenced by the lack of capitalization in the majority of your post) be picking on other people's spelling?
Putting that aside, what does drinking have to do with diluting our gene pool? I get that you're trying to imply their stupidity affects us as a species in the long run, but you have no evidence to suggest any of them are having sex. Sure, you're assuming, but making an assumption just to insult some people you don't know is pretty silly, don't you think?
I have personally found that the people who can't spell are often the people who are incredibly kind and caring (doing someone's laundry after they drink too much, letting them know about writing on their face and back) and the ones who get all high-and-mighty about spelling are more likely to be inconsiderate assholes who do nothing but mock anyone they consider "below" them.
Furthermore: in regards to "abuse of the English language", I ask you to consider the following: firstly, the magnificent English language consists of words that have, at one point or another, been created (aka. "made up") by people. Secondly, over time, the spelling and pronunciation of words has been altered, by small and great minds alike, to create the language you clearly regard with a great degree of reverence. So perhaps next time before looking down on people who don't care much for spelling you can remember that misspelling has been a huge influence on the evolution of language, and will no doubt continue to be for many years to come.
The P.S. is just Priceless Sh*t
"Dude, what's it say on my back?" "Dude: I fucked your sister". "What the hell? You did what to my sister? DUDE!"