The Feng Shui Was Not Right

FOUND by Maggie Keane

The note was left by our house sitter when we were on the road with the circus. We "fired" her when she created a situation with the local teenagers that resulted in our home getting broken into. When we returned, every stick of furniture and every picture and wall hanging was removed and crammed into our son's bedroom. This note was stuck to the bathroom wall. When questioned about the furniture she said it was because the feng shui of our house wasn't right.

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