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Flargy in New Haven, CT

About Me: Lifelong Jerk


Best Sites Ever: Fat Chicks in Party Hats


All-Time Favorite Finds:

I Sed So

July 18, 2006 		Blue Whale

June 10, 2007 		Got Fire

April 17, 2006
Robot ...

May 04, 2008




Comments

Korn Fan
Mona,

It is possible, but only if it's a totally unique iota or two.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 10:40 AM +
Jazz Hands, Dad! Jazz Hands!
Who the fuck is this mongo? He's still wearing the helmet, but somehow he got off the bus.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 08:46 AM +
Korn Fan
This kid seems to have at least an iota or two of artistic talent. I just hope he/she isn't wasting all of it on such shitty subject matter.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 08:02 AM +
70's Birdie Girl
I think the sentiment here is "Fuck you for immortalizing this image of me looking like a mongoloid dressed in a tablecloth."  more»
+ May 06, 2008 01:43 PM +
Robot Bathroom
How the hell did I miss this?!!

One day very early in our relationship, my girlfriend looked deep into my eyes and told me, "I'm a robot. I only eat metal."…  more»
+ May 06, 2008 01:28 PM +
He's Gotta Be Able to Hear Prayers in Heaven
On my way to work this morning, I met this scraggly looking guy wrapped in a tarp with a banjo on his head, and he told me this exact same thing.  more»
+ May 06, 2008 08:44 AM +
Get Your Life to Get There
Looks like they're gonna have to cancel that tattoo appointment.

Eline, as someone whose first language is English, I can tell you that most of the people I met in Amsterdam spoke better English than a lot of native-English-speaking Americans.  more»
+ May 06, 2008 08:38 AM +
Arbeit Macht Frei
Free is work, huh? Whatever you say, Yoda.  more»
+ May 05, 2008 10:42 AM +
Fiesta Platypus
Hey, I saw that guy leaving the Mexican restaurant across the street from my bungalow last night. Of course, I was seventeen beers deep at that point, but I'm pretty sure it was the same person.

Please, gringos (myself included), if you feel the need to get shitfaced on Pretend To Relate To Mexicans Day, at least drink a good Mexican beer instead of burro piss like Corona.  more»
+ May 05, 2008 10:31 AM +
Asshole Parker
Yes, Pepper, it's all a big conspiracy. Nepotism abounds at Found Magazine. Maybe you should write your congressman a tear-stained letter telling him all about it.  more»
+ May 02, 2008 01:48 PM +
Blue Things for Hope
Oh, sure Alan - send Hope out there to get clipped instead of the blue things. Typical materialistic "pting"-going Alan. You're all alike.  more»
+ May 02, 2008 10:14 AM +
Pick up blue things in street and yard. Send to Found Magazine.  more»
+ May 02, 2008 08:11 AM +
Please Flush Twice, It's a Long Way to Saint Mary's.
I think this find is an unfinished note (possibly written by the ADHD computer from Tuesday's find) intended for Gargamel:

Please flush toilet twice. It's a long way back to Smurf Village.  more»
+ May 01, 2008 12:29 PM +
And Again Those Eyes
At first, I thought he was saying he stole her book and appreciated her lowliness.
After a second read, I think he stole her book, then handed it back to her as if she had accidentally left it behind...and he wants to molest her loveliness.  more»
+ May 01, 2008 08:14 AM +
Not in the Mood
I'm not in the mood to regret provolone. In fact, right now I'm regretting forgetting to order it on my sandwich.  more»
+ April 30, 2008 01:33 PM +
Thumb War Champ
Coffee intravenous,
Why'd you lock him in the closet? You shoulda put him in the fawkin' batchroom!  more»
+ April 30, 2008 11:18 AM +
It's never a good idea to hide Amy Winehouse in your pants.  more»
+ April 30, 2008 07:47 AM +
Nah, Let's Ride Bikes!
At first, I thought the titles were intentionally and cleverly left unfinished. Then I read Librarian's comment, and sure enough, each title cuts off at 48 spaces. Still, it's kind of cool when a computer inadvertently makes a joke.…  more»
+ April 29, 2008 08:10 AM +
The Neighbor's Dog
That kid must be the spawn of Satan, pulling that poor pit viper through the hole like that. I bet her mom was smoking black tar heroin while taking the picture.  more»
+ April 28, 2008 02:02 PM +
The Child
This kid learned a valuable lesson that day: Never stand behind a Rottweiler 20 minutes after you've fed it a black bean burrito.  more»
+ April 28, 2008 01:53 PM +
Cute Pig
I think the cute pig is being used as a selling point to get people to show up for the sale (kinda like those bikini-clad harlots they station out by the road at used car blowout sales).

Either that or he's the auctioneer, which would be especially cool if he spoke like porky pig. Then again, it would be kind of hard to tell the difference between Porky and a regular auctioneer.  more»
+ April 28, 2008 09:11 AM +
We Jump Hydrolics With Unity
The emblem on the eagle's chest is a hydrolic, and the truck is jumping it. I bet these guys also hang out in the McDonalds parking lot with solidarity.  more»
+ April 25, 2008 10:17 AM +
Ugly Kids/Hairy Kids
Nightingale, allow me to be the first one today to say...that's just creepy. You must be the person who posts here as "Stalker" too.…  more»
+ April 23, 2008 02:17 PM +
Do You Want to Go to the Dance with Me?
I agree that this * is probably in elementary school. That would explain the girl being named Hailey. After Eminem became popular, that name probably found its way into those "Baby Names" books you can get while in line at the grocery store.…  more»
+ April 23, 2008 02:13 PM +
Suggest all you want, Turbo. Results not guaranteed.

What I find most disturbing is that Mr./Ms.…  more»
+ April 23, 2008 01:15 PM +











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