If you turn it upside down (or crane your neck really far), it looks kind of like a bull's head with a wimpy little ponytail popping out. It's probably one of those things where a little kid draws a sorry ass picture, then tells the teacher the title, which the teacher in turn writes at the bottom of the paper.

In this case, the kid probably said, "ponytail," but the lazy, inattentive teacher just heard the "pony" part, and, not realizing (or caring) that she was looking at this deformity upside down, titled it as such.…  more»

I like "winterboots" as one word. It reminds me of Cormac McCarthy's writing (which, incidentally, was indirectly responsible for getting me into a big fight with some asshole on this very unique day in the Found comments section):

http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/1381  more»

He's right here:

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Far left, hiding behind the bush (seeing as he's on the lam and all).  more»

They'll find Hannah happy and well, then gnaw her ankles to shreds.  more»

I'm pretty sure I was at that show.  more»

Bad Guy didn't actually do anything wrong; Brave Dad is just trying to stick him with all the blame for the leprosy outbreak.  more»

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba...  more»

If you're useless without a tuba, you're just plain useless. End of story.  more»

The real reason Ritchie Valens lost his girl and had to write that song...  more»

Ruth Louise! have you been shooting giant fireballs out of your eye in bed again?! Next time, shoot them at Baby Basil instead.…  more»

Just me,

Those are for people who have two issues to deal with simultaneously.  more»

The versatility of plastic bags is vastly underappreciated. Run out of diapers? Slap one on your kid.…  more»

Cotton - are you fucking serious? You took the time to write all that, just to complain about having seen a Find once before? And you're telling other people else they need to reassess something?…  more»

I think this is a call to action, not an observation.  more»

The Rainbow Warriors left the lights on just to be dicks. The Road Rangers better watch out who the fuck they mouth off to.  more»

"We couldn't enjoy talking with college students."

Join the club, pal.  more»

Hold onto your hats, everyone...here comes the biggest goddamn red correcting pen you're ever gonna see!

That goatish guy on the left can't seem to take his eyes off the action.  more»

It's always a toss-up when it comes down to chores vs. infidelity.  more»

My eyes shine when I see my girlfriend...then I whip out my red correcting pen.  more»

You're right - he doesn't think he is, but he aspires to be.  more»

"This person's spelling is Mideval[sic]."

The irony of this sentence is sickeningly swiet. Kindly steppeth down from thy high horse.  more»

Aww, how cute! Turbo finally found a date! I wonder, though...can…  more»

Amazing.  more»

What Carrie doesn't realize is that Grandpa was running an S&M club out of his remotely located house, and the door that this flyer was stuck to was the masochists' entrance. It used to have those little tabs at the bottom with the address written on them, the absence of which goes a long way toward explaining the dozen or so sexual deviants who went missing in Lake Grove some years back.  more»

Pillow of glass, head of bowling ball.

Quick, everyone ignore the cute sentiment of a seemingly considerate little kid, and instead jump on her misspellings and gripe about what idiots the American school system is cranking out!  more»