The kid with the "crop" take on his face looks like he's going to cry.  more»

Wow Librarian! What more can anyone say at this point?…  more»

Dear mom,

Thanks for moving us out of state!  more»

And thank you for not telling anyone when you found me passed out, naked, and completely shaved on the front lawn. I still can't explain the rash.…  more»

Youthinasia,

Relax. It's just one cranky Shell. Looks legit to me.…  more»

This is written by a cheerleader???!! I'm stunned. This doesn't fit any stereotypes at all.…  more»

It's my understanding that the wooden shoes had a functional purpose. Holland being the Netherlands had a lot of (how shall I say this delicately).."Moist" ground.…  more»

@ Librarian.

I will not criticize people's spelling. Mine is atrocious.…  more»

I agree. It starts right off with a "yummy" sort of sound. MMMMMMMMM!…  more»

Mona,

I, like you, have no objection to the word.

However, there are whole site dedicated to the venting of hatred toward the word. Just google "hated word moist".…  more»

There are so many things to be said, so I'll focus on one of the more absurd points, and you can do with that what you will...

Apparently the word "moist" is one of the most hated words in the English language.

Talk amongst yourselves.  more»

From wikipedia...

Volendam is a popular tourist attraction in the Netherlands, well-known for its old fishing boats and the traditional clothing still worn by some residents. The women's costume of Volendam, with its high, pointed bonnet, is one of the most recognizable of the Dutch traditional costumes, and is often featured on tourist postcards and posters (although there are believed to be fewer than 50 women now wearing the costume as part of their daily lives, most of them elderly).…  more»

Ms. XO seems to be a big fan of exclaimation points!!!  more»

It's Pony Maroney  more»

The budding young podiatrist examines her first patient - It's the worst case of toe fungus ever!  more»

No, it's Helen Reddy  more»

We Represent the Lollipop Guild!!  more»

Emily,

You don't have to defend yourself to me. I believed you.

Besides, you're Canadian.…  more»

Is he telepathic, or is he...

Ceramic!


Feel free to make your own tacos-the-cat reference.  more»

My ferret was seen running loose.
Ironically, he had been named Zeus.
He was seen with a cat
Who's telepathic at that!…  more»

Sing it Mr Zevon (HPD)  more»

Speed is controlled by the camera - digital or film. What about graininess in pictures?

Isn't that like saying "I like this symphony recording, but it would be better if it just had more static and hiss."…  more»

Perhaps it's....

CERAMIC!!  more»

If you take out the word "Polaroid" from Kieth's description, it sounds like a prom disaster.  more»

And Basil - you are a wealth of knowledge.  more»