Oh, this totally sounds like a letter I would have written at one time in my life. Boy breaks up with Amanda, and he uses the "we can still be friends" line to lessen the trauma. He expects to hear nothing more from her until he checks his inbox one day, and there's the email from the girl who should have completely cut off all contact with Boy.…  more»

Um, I think it is a pretty big jump to imply that the writer of this letter is gay just because of the silver surfer-wet dream reference. That is like assuming a person is homosexual because they are wearing a pink shirt. I mean, who hasn't had a "special" dream about someone of the other sex?…  more»