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Jan in the Midwest

About Me: My profile: Barrymoresque...but Ethel of late vintage, dammit.


Best Sites Ever: Finetune, James Lileks' Institute of Official Cheer, IMDb, The Straight Dope



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Busy Day
13. Thaw the turkey.…  more»
+ November 01, 2009 12:05 AM +
Had Enough
Was the restaurant an all-you-can-eat buffet?  more»
+ October 09, 2009 12:30 AM +
Want to Hear Your Voice
The governor of South Carolina should know better than to leave a paper trail.  more»
+ September 14, 2009 11:49 PM +
An Honest Confession
Whoops - goofed up the previous post. Thanks, Nightingale.

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/1704  more»
+ September 07, 2009 02:11 PM +
And for a little variety:

http://www.foundmagazine.com/site/search?q=tra…  more»
+ September 07, 2009 09:25 AM +
Cat Poop
Instead of using a debit card, just leave a deposit...or two.  more»
+ September 06, 2009 12:08 AM +
Sneezing Banned
Doesn't the complainant know that if a person suppresses a sneeze, his head will explode, which would be highly distracting as well as unsanitary?  more»
+ July 28, 2009 12:45 AM +
Scientific Method
Studying the Zaner-Bloser or D'Nealian methods should have been prerequisites.  more»
+ July 26, 2009 12:22 AM +
Unhappy New Year!
Well, it's been a year and a half since this life assessment. I hope his freshman year at college brought him some satisfaction.

Oh, and I hope he got laid, too.  more»
+ July 10, 2009 09:38 AM +
Bloodshoot Red
It was exactly this type of behavior that caused the administration to remove jello shots from the a la carte line in the cafeteria.  more»
+ July 04, 2009 12:06 AM +
Song
Guess who you'll find working at the Renaissance Faire this summer?  more»
+ June 20, 2009 12:29 AM +
Maximum Allowed Dosage
She must have had a helluva hard time showing the campers how to weave lanyards.  more»
+ May 09, 2009 12:16 AM +
Rabbit Is Rich
I think the groom is packing a huge...pocket watch.  more»
+ April 23, 2009 12:09 AM +
Juan
Juan is the front man for a Commodores cover band.  more»
+ April 13, 2009 08:20 AM +
Horror Movie?
@ Mike...and the sequel: It Left in the Restroom!…  more»
+ April 01, 2009 12:31 AM +
God Bless!
He's just teaching his boy the importance of networking.  more»
+ April 01, 2009 12:11 AM +
Golfing, Bowling, Twin
These gals are shoo-ins for the Doublemint Twins 2009, jauntily walking about in their sportswear, changing into golf shoes, then the bowling shoes. Hmmm...if only they were figure skaters, too.  more»
+ April 01, 2009 12:09 AM +
Red Shorts Boy
"The Red Shorts Diary," the sequel to David Duchovny's "The Red Shoes Diaries."

He could even use the same tagline: Trapped by a Burning Secret. Torn by a Blazing Desire  more»
+ March 18, 2009 07:41 AM +
Your Cat Situation
I have the same problem with some kids in my neighborhood in the summertime, except we don't have a leash law for them.  more»
+ March 05, 2009 07:30 AM +
Get Back to Work
Nothing much to say about the "Find" but the team mascot for Willimantic High School just can't be good.  more»
+ March 02, 2009 12:09 AM +
Any Questions?
Well, that's sure one math teacher I won't ask for help after school.  more»
+ February 18, 2009 12:10 AM +
Bloody Mary Mix & Munchkins
Well, this shopper is clearly in the Dominick's camp in the battle of Jewel vs. Dominick's for the dominion of the Chicago and suburban markets. But hold on, Cub may nose in on the action, and should our shopper decide to go natural, Trader Joe's could be in the running.…  more»
+ February 16, 2009 12:48 AM +
Blocks of Scariness
Yeah, I gave her some make-up advice. To get more tips, I suggested she drawn just one eyebrow arched nice and high so she'd be able to give the "10% - are you kidding?" look with the least effort.…  more»
+ February 16, 2009 12:36 AM +
Kool-Aid Stained
I'd worship Garth Brooks if he was a lawn mowin' man.

And for the record, though I don't care for the Eagles (I'm a Cure kind of girl), I do like gravy, in moderation, and I do tear up on Veteran's Day. Dag nab it - I love my country, flaws and all.  more»
+ February 10, 2009 02:04 PM +
This Train Can Kick Your Ass
Oh, Gomez look how our little Wednesday has grown! She's becoming such a young lady now...sigh...but she still has that murderous gleam in her eyes.…  more»
+ January 13, 2009 08:52 AM +











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