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Jan in the Midwest

About Me: My profile: Barrymoresque...but Ethel of late vintage, dammit.


Best Sites Ever: Finetune, James Lileks' Institute of Official Cheer, IMDb, The Straight Dope



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James Spader(?) in a Dress
Aging is a cruel process. She looks like she's feeling a bit old, empty and leaky as well.…  more»
+ May 08, 2008 12:07 AM +
Robot Bathroom
True, but bathrooms need robots.

That would revolutionize my Saturday cleaning ritual.  more»
+ May 04, 2008 12:23 AM +
Regrets
Does Hallmark have a sentiment for a regrettable e-mail? No? They should.…  more»
+ May 04, 2008 12:21 AM +
And Again Those Eyes
The novel "Spider" - sweet eyes - those eyes - spiders have eight eyes - quiet intent - writing - "Charlotte's Web"

My stream of consciousness could be described as muddy. "Spider" is a pretty disturbing little novel - strange to have such a tender note within the pages...  more»
+ May 01, 2008 12:44 AM +
Do You Want to Go to the Dance with Me?
Hailey should have said "yes" even if she didn't want to go to the dance because a guy as illiterate is this would never have found her house.  more»
+ April 23, 2008 12:37 AM +
Tarts in the Neighbourhood
Prostitutes's heaven?

"Daddy, teacher says that every time a car honks, a prostitute gets her wings!"

"That's right, Zuzu.  more»
+ April 21, 2008 12:23 AM +
Lost Playlist
I never dance at weddings. This is why.…  more»
+ April 15, 2008 12:13 AM +
I Am So Freaking...
Torn, indeed! You too must live by my personal code that no pun, be it visual or verbal, or fatally lame should ever go unspoken.…  more»
+ April 14, 2008 10:06 PM +
Das Kapital Properties Collective
This place doesn't sound so bad. I'll sign the lease then head out to pick up a new gray comforter and towels at Lenin's & Things.  more»
+ April 09, 2008 06:58 AM +
Dear Diary
By 2000, our diarist's classmate would have been about 10 years behind the fashion curve. No wonder she's making fun of her. (Source: Wikipedia (Jheri Curl) - The hairstyle went out of fashion by the early 1990s and was replaced in part with the high top fade haircut.)…  more»
+ April 08, 2008 12:45 AM +
Hi! My Name Is Freedom
I suspect parental intervention and that the consequences used to be more severe. Likely, the note originally said:

My name is Freedom.
If you caught me and I can fly,
let me go so I am roam the sky.…  more»
+ March 28, 2008 01:27 AM +
Shabbat Shalom!
I'm cold and kind of moody. I think a blanket of happiness would take care of both problems.…  more»
+ March 19, 2008 12:32 AM +











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