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Forgotten Marlboros
Last night my digital cable went haywire. I still got all of the stations; I just couldn’t access the channel guide. After flipping for awhile, I decided that it was too much work to have to figure out what was on by actually watching for a minute or two.…  more»
+ July 02, 2008 08:02 AM +
Dog?
There's something annoying about this FOUND.

I don't like looking at it.  more»
+ June 23, 2008 10:43 AM +
A Camper's Clown
When I was in middle school, someone dropped a note in my locker that said "Right now an evil clown is watchiong you and laughing."

I wonder if this note is refering to the same clown.  more»
+ June 20, 2008 06:13 AM +
Cross-eyed Christmas
Maybe Sister Jane is actually Aunt Bobbi: Mom's youngest sister who's just recently moved into the house under the guise of helping to raise the children. But the truth is that Aunt Bobbi’s husband threw her out after finding her in a compromising position with a female member of their church.…  more»
+ June 19, 2008 12:22 PM +
Is Santa shooting a bird?  more»
+ June 19, 2008 06:09 AM +
Empty Love
I hate smiley-faces. I've even ripped shrubs out of my yard because they had little yellow flowers that reminded me of smiley-faces.

Perpetual cheerfulness is annoying and a lil' creepy.  more»
+ June 18, 2008 10:12 AM +
Bless There Soul
Ellipsis... ellipses... Aren't I a silly-goose for just having realized that there was a plural spelling?…  more»
+ June 16, 2008 01:59 PM +
bad horse
@mlm- I always thought that enjoying puppy breath was a universal pleasure. Who in Texas doesn’t like puppy breath?…  more»
+ June 13, 2008 11:46 AM +
Those aren't spurs... they're exclamation points.

@Lookin - you're probably thinking of manure-smell.…  more»
+ June 13, 2008 10:03 AM +
Thanks for Sleeping with Me
Nothing says "Thanks for sleeping with me" like a green glitter gel pen. Imagine how this would have read had it been written with a black ball point Bic?

I like her ellipsis'...  more»
+ June 13, 2008 07:28 AM +
Rard Sale
Is there nothing in life so sacred that we can't joke about it?

Let's start a round of Dead Baby jokes to lighten things up.
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+ June 10, 2008 11:33 AM +
I would def check out a Tard Sale.  more»
+ June 10, 2008 07:13 AM +
I think this may have been a calculated compromise between a couple: He's from the Midwest where the selling of crap in ones yard or garage is commonly called a "Rummage Sale". She's from the south where the same sale is called a "Yard Sale". Hence Rard Sale.…  more»
+ June 10, 2008 06:29 AM +
Erin
Erin was on a real roll, but her mistake was adding that last sentence. It’s such an anticlimactic afterthought. And a grammatical abomination of an anticlimactic afterthought…the worst kind.…  more»
+ June 06, 2008 08:26 AM +
Death Wish?
I always write my hate mail in teal text too.  more»
+ June 04, 2008 07:04 AM +
Man Boobs?
I like man boobs.  more»
+ May 30, 2008 09:22 AM +
Why would anyone ever use any term other than 'Man Boobs'?

It's fun to say, fun to think about and who doesn't love a term whose meaning is so self-explanatory?
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+ May 30, 2008 09:21 AM +
Inability to Make Frosting
There's a plethora of goodness on this list... My favs:

Major Worries: Credit Card Debt
Minor Worries: Getting Bills Paid

Those two made me giggle. I'm amused that with all these day to day troubles she still has the mind set to fret about the lack of meaning in life.…  more»
+ May 19, 2008 08:34 AM +
SHARE YOUR POPSICLE
EW!!!! Who said that?!?!…  more»
+ May 16, 2008 09:06 AM +
Defiantly a misspelling, but the error was with the last word. It should've been:

Share your poopsicle!
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+ May 16, 2008 09:06 AM +
Chihuahua Puppy Card
How come when I clicked the MAGNIFY button the chihuahua actually got smaller?  more»
+ May 16, 2008 08:59 AM +
A Favor to Humanity
Kicks... oops! How embarrassing?!…  more»
+ May 15, 2008 07:29 AM +
Sweet & Cali - I'm with you guys... Although being mean defiantly kick's ass, correctly punctuating a contraction is ultimately better for humanity.  more»
+ May 15, 2008 07:26 AM +
Korn Fan
Does this bring back 9th grade or what!?!?

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex  more»
+ May 13, 2008 07:42 AM +
Math Problem
Bob is the best name EVER in the history of the entire universe and beyond!

Under normal circumstances I would find it depressing to find a mathematical word problem in a kid's handwriting (bad memories of time wasted on assignments fine-honing skills that are almost never used in the really-real world), but the Bob saved it.

Every word problem should involve a Bob.  more»
+ May 09, 2008 10:47 AM +











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