Many of you have commented on how self assured Alyssa is for a teenager, however nowhere in this note does ir intimate she is indeed a teen. I believe she is a teacher--probably not English (assWhole), probably not an Art Teacher (she probably would have at least five fingers on her drawing) maybe a Martial Arts teacher. Whatever kind of teacher she is, she's had Ted in for a little more than detention--no cleaning the erasers for him, unless that is some new euphemism for porking your teach!…  more»