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Turbo in the Thunderdome

About Me: Vulgarist.


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Comments

Korn Fan
...you elitist appliance-owning prick.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 02:18 PM +
Ouch, KP. I'm not white trash. I'm middle white trash.…  more»
+ May 13, 2008 02:06 PM +
Groshery Lissed
I know if I was from Spinland, I would be Spinish.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 08:32 AM +
Korn Fan
*laundromat* *judgenmental*…  more»
+ May 13, 2008 08:29 AM +
Yesterday at the laundomat, there was this white trash goatee-sporting rube putting his clothes in the dryer. Every time his chunkiness bent over, I gazed at the prison-style Korn logo that was his tramp stamp.

I gladly judge people by their lack of taste in music.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 08:28 AM +
Hank the Camel
I think this would have been more suitable for a Wednesday. I'm gonna go smoke now.…  more»
+ May 12, 2008 10:35 AM +
Math Problem
Extra Credit: How much did Bob's wife get in the divorce?…  more»
+ May 09, 2008 02:52 PM +
James Spader(?) in a Dress
Mona, my hands are soft and supple thanks to years of jerking off Jamie Lee Curtis.  more»
+ May 08, 2008 03:07 PM +
The only way you can get hands that look like that is to jerk off John Wayne.  more»
+ May 08, 2008 08:41 AM +
At 100 Miles Per Hour
I've seen this band before. Is it At The Playground?…  more»
+ May 07, 2008 10:27 AM +
Blue Things for Hope
Mom couldn't bring herself to write "blue balls".  more»
+ May 02, 2008 12:43 PM +
And Again Those Eyes
No love for all the cross-eyed and lazy-eyed girls of the world.…  more»
+ May 01, 2008 08:27 AM +
Thumb War Champ
Flargy, are you sure that's not Nipsy Russell?  more»
+ April 30, 2008 12:54 PM +
Paddle Thumbs
I wish this was my coke thumb.  more»
+ April 30, 2008 12:49 PM +
For the Love of Guinea Pigs
Scap is my new favorite word. Thanks Freonz! I'll never forget you, you ignorant sloth!…  more»
+ April 29, 2008 01:06 PM +
Nah, Let's Ride Bikes!
If you weren't so damn distracted, you could be the second man to walk on the due date.  more»
+ April 29, 2008 08:08 AM +
Cute Pig
Seriously, all I can think about right now is ham.…  more»
+ April 28, 2008 11:45 AM +
We Jump Hydrolics With Unity
My car is so nasty, broken and tired, I tell people it got made over on "Ho My Ride".  more»
+ April 25, 2008 03:47 PM +
Busy Beatniks
I didn't want to say anything but I bet they would be better off dead after that one crazy summer.  more»
+ April 25, 2008 03:44 PM +
Karma's a Bitch
I can't believe someone hasn't chimed in with a non-sarcastic "My karma ran over your dogma". What's up with that?

Creepy.  more»
+ April 24, 2008 11:32 AM +
Bitch Bag
I carry little girl puppies in mine.  more»
+ April 24, 2008 11:29 AM +
Do You Want to Go to the Dance with Me?
Oops. I just realized that the * is suppose to look like a puckered pooper. I thought Flargy was saying the kid was an ASSterisk that's why I called him Assterickwhole.…  more»
+ April 23, 2008 04:48 PM +
Flargy, may I suggest for your birthday you try not to be too much of an *whole?  more»
+ April 23, 2008 12:55 PM +
Drunk Tina's Drunk Friend's Car
You gotta aim for somethin'...

My experience in bands has always led me to believe that girlfriends feel they have some sort of "right" to be the merch girl and mad when they can't go one the road. There is a reason for this.…  more»
+ April 22, 2008 04:19 PM +
Gobal Warming - It Is Now
Buddy Rich was the drummer....

Everyone already made incredible shrinking Klannie jokes. If you need me, I'll be drinking at Tina's.  more»
+ April 22, 2008 11:53 AM +











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