Presuming this kid is in fifth grade (and hating it), I'm struck by what a good speller he is. I mean, we have such low standards for finds these days, most of them written by adults. Way to break the cycle, kid!…  more»

I read this as "My mom said it is NOT ok to have a pray date" Ha ha. I was like "Aw, Go Atheist Mom!"...then I read it again.…  more»

Yea, wow on the spelling. But what I'm most struck by is the fact that this is clearly some high school girl trying to keep track of what she eats, which means she has some interest in losing weight. HOPEFULLY writing this down indicated something to her...I…  more»

This sounds like the text on one of those "best friends" greeting cards. Like, the first part is on the front and then you open it and it says: "REMARKABLE!!"


Love,


Amy, your BFF.  more»

What a lame find...Pastafarianism was all over the place last year. The person who submitted this should use google more often!…  more»

@ Lindsay...me too. I was really confused at first.…  more»

Sarah Palin would be so annoyed that our country's youth don't support things like this:

http://tinyurl.com/6s42tp
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Yea I was wondering the same thing, Asparagus. I read this as like some weird cutesy clinic for midgets.…  more»

I'm just sad the balloon didn't get to make it to heaven...I hope Shadow got it anyway. I think that's how heaven works.…  more»

Misspellings always undermine the seriousness of notes of this sort.

But, the best part is Sean's comment. I think you're onto something there, man...  more»

Yea...I'm pretty certain Ramon's mom wrote this. She thought she was so clever too I bet...…  more»

I think describing someone as "nice" is actually one of the more insulting things to say about someone.

That being said, I bet this was written by one of the popular girls who has her pick of any of the 'hott' popular guys (all of whom are popular for solely because they are 'hott'...as we can see, they don't have much else going for them).…  more»

I initially thought that maybe the sender wanted to indirectly comment on the messiness of "Person's" house without saying it to their face. Like one of those anonymous notes you always want to send to your neighbors or friends to let them know that they really need to pick up their newspapers or wax their upper lip because they sort of have a mustache and we can all see it...  more»

I feel like this is a note that an ex-girlfriend gave to her boyfriend to warn him that this will happen if he doesn't stop being so cold and awful to everyone. It has a sense of bitterness, but I feel pity more than anything else. I hope Alex at least had a chance to read this and one day heeds this advice before he ends up totally alone.…  more»

Yea, I would say that this is definitely a note to self/game plan sort of note. My high school journal is filled with strategies like this, mostly to use on my then crush and current gay friend Zach. Ha ha.…  more»

This is sort of freaking me out because the handwriting looks like my mother's. She lives in California, so she probably didn't write this, but still...weird.…  more»

I think it's a dog on the shore. I'm also almost certain it's the ocean because of the way the sun is setting on the horizon. But either way, it's a cool find.…  more»