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Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
About Me: http://www.myspace.com/_elnel
or
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1154852736&ref=profile
or
http://tinyurl.com/mindlitter
Best Sites Ever:
Mindlitter,
The 40ths,
Internet Movie Database,
All Music.com,
The Generalized Peter Principle,
Advanced Anagramming,
National Weather Service Enhanced Radar Image Loop,
This would be really bad...
All-Time Favorite Finds:
A Tiger Behind... March 29, 2006 |
Grinding January 05, 2009 |
Not Cool June 19, 2009 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
At work when I've been using a urinal - I always wonder who the hell would pick their nose and wipe it on the wall - regularly. I have an idea that it the same tall guy the some how manages to also piss on top of the urinal unit as well. Just don't get it... more»
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants more»
#1
#3
#2 ?
When you have 3 wishes it is about you, and no one cares if you are honest and open. more»
The Widow's Offering
41 "The Boss" sat down opposite the place where the coffee offerings were put and watched the staff putting their money into the company treasury. No one threw in large amounts. Everyone scorned management for not supplying free coffee.… more»
I would never finger Alan.
Definitely an Alana, or Alannis, but never Alan. ...… more»
It's that frigging bow-legged, American-Outfitters apparreled bartender Chad's fault! Always in a hurry to be out and drink a cold beer, and go off in his Red '64 Mustang, for a boating vacation in Boston. Never paying attention to cleaning stuff to ward off fruit flies, or his Scottish wife and 4 kids... more»
b.htm more»
http://www.pursuantgroup.com/phikappapsi/sep06… more»
"Mom Wolfe" Kansas - and it comes up first in Google FYI.... more»
Farmer in the Dell posting his goddamn personal poetry again..... more»
of long-stem red roses.
The blonde says to the redhead: "Are those from your high school boyfriend you've been on the road of love with all these years?"
The redhead sighs: "Yes, it is."… more»
@LITW - Those 2 notes just seemed like a good blend for a recap - plus I didn't see the need to get Chad involved with any slacker raisinets... more»
say...
these are lyrics to another Kimya Dawson song are they ??? more»
With thunder crashing in my head
My pillow still wet
From last night tears
And as I think of giving up
A voice inside my coffee-cup
Kept crying out
and ringing in my ears
Don't cry sugar daddy
Sugar daddy, please don't cry
Sugar daddy, you've still got me your stripper baby
Together we'll find a brand new Golddigger mama
Sugar daddy, daddy, please laugh again
Suger daddy five more dollar bills again
Oh, sugar daddy, please don't cry...
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It's the very good looking, Chad! Arriving to his bartender job in a Red 64 Mustang (or his black Chevy S10). All decked out in American Outfitters apparel - Jeans, tight Black Tee shirt, socks and Sketchers.… more»
Clonapin - works for me when I have to choose between fork, knife, spoon, or rock, papers, scissors, or my favr rock, paper, scissors, spock pinch, Gila monster, Bitch slap. more»
This list is in the wrong order -
Should be
Wife is Scotish
Father of Four
Just got a Vasectomy
Works hard for the money
Active Social Life
Loves a Cold Beer
but quite possibly could be
Works hard for the money
Active Social Life
Loves Cold Beer
Wife is Scottish
Family of Four
Just got a Vasectomy
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With no lovin' in our souls
And no Raisinets in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried... more»
I appears they do the sex offender registry thing a little bit different in Texas. more»
This fell off the stretcher as they were loading Kip, in his spiffy new body bag, into the city morgue truck. more»
I think they meant -
Hey you generic bleached asshole... more»
I'm the only one up.... cus it's 4:10. I'm lonely.… more»