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Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
About Me: http://www.myspace.com/_elnel
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1154852736&ref=profile
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http://tinyurl.com/mindlitter
Best Sites Ever:
Mindlitter,
The 40ths,
Internet Movie Database,
All Music.com,
The Generalized Peter Principle,
Advanced Anagramming,
National Weather Service Enhanced Radar Image Loop,
This would be really bad...
All-Time Favorite Finds:
A Tiger Behind... March 29, 2006 |
Grinding January 05, 2009 |
Not Cool June 19, 2009 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
In the the plot of the stereotypical zombie movie script I'm writing, in my mind, the people that turn into flesh eating rabid zombies are the ones who write notes to people about bad parking habits/problems. more»
Other things you can pull:
My finger
A crazy stunt
Taffy
Yer pud
A heavy load
My leg
A bank job
A train
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off topic
Found staff fixed Jason's crying post to show the swearing -
http://foundmagazine.com/comments/12751 more»
I'm sure there are plenty of us Found posters who've posted things that have never made it in, out here who find such pathetic attempts at humor to be boorish, appalling, and in extremely bad taste.
Really, Fooch, you can be quite hysterical at times, but you really should drop the complaints about not getting things posted on Found, just because Robert Keim does all teh time, from your routine. more»
Which one of these kid's is "Soy Sauce." more»
I'm sure there are plenty of us grammar school note writers out here who find such pathetic attempts at humor to be boorish, appalling, and in extremely bad taste.
Really, Librarian, you can be quite hysterical at times, xpecially when you do an enexcellent weekly recap, but you really should drop the multi-weekly recap humor from your routine. more»
Dig it -
http://kuphipsimoms.com/mission.htm
Give her a buzz and tell her - her note is waiting for her on Found....
Esther would love to hear from us. more»
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe? The boys at Phi Psi that's who...
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I'm sure there are plenty of us domestic BB Gunabuse survivors out here who find such pathetic attempts at humor to be boorish, appalling, and in extremely bad taste.
Really, HPD, you can be quite hysterical at times, but you really should drop the domestic BB gun abuse humor from your routine. more»
I'm also sorry I threw up on you during hazing week. Lucky for me I didn't die of alcohol poisoning. more»
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire that shot or not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.… more»
So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to
laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'cause boys don't cry
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Someone took a fist full of happy pills on the first day of school.... more»
Jason showed up to school with with a long leather coat, lots of guns, and shot holes in everyone because he has no friends... more»
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I hate when I leave my Schwetty ball on the stove and they get misshapen...
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Nobody likes schwetty balls. This sounds like a glow in the dark tea-bagging kit.
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But how can you say they mean nothing? They are Jackboots, Grandpapa.... And we all know you were in Holland in 1939 not 1937.… more»
La la la la la la
My Danny Amour, lovely as a summer's day
My Danny Amour, distant as the Milky Way
My Danny Amour, pretty little one that I thee adore
You're the only student my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine... from behind
In a school theatre or someday on Broadway
I've been near you, but don't stand so close to me...
My Danny Amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
That behind that little smile I wore
How I wish that the kids and dance weren't so challenging
Maybe someday you'll see my face among the crowd
Maybe someday I'll share your little distant cloud
Oh, Danny Amour, pretty little one that I thee adore
You're the only student my heart beats for
How I wish that you have a fanatastic career
and not get it in the rear
XO La XO la XO la XO
La la la la la la
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Signed - Mrs. Pamela Smart more»
Pony, "The Headless Chicken" - ran around and around the yard for 30 seconds or so until he collapsed. more»
Birthday Schmirthday... more»
#13
Re-read list and feel overwhelmed and doomed.
#14
Throw list away.
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