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All-Time Favorite Finds:

Good Doggie

June 02, 2006 		Table Scraps

September 06, 2007 		Look Into My Eyes

February 17, 2002
No Eyes

September 08, 2005 		Lunchtime

April 07, 2002 		The Nap

June 16, 2005
Earl

June 14, 2005 		Season's Greetings

August 13, 2005 		Panhandlers For...

August 30, 2006




Comments

Don't Dump Me
Siskel died of a brain tumor induced by consumption of mass quantities of nutrasweet-laden diet sodas, and movie theater popcorn "butter" at all those screenings.  more»
+ June 27, 2008 03:45 PM +
I Will Not Be Your Rebound.
..I never allowed myself to love you... but I still love you..…  more»
+ June 04, 2008 06:43 AM +
Death Wish?
Aaaaawwwww.. sounds like somene needs a hug! (((((Foundmagazine!!!))))…  more»
+ June 04, 2008 06:35 AM +
The Mustachioed
Inflation has increased 21 Jump street to 22 Jump street.

have you ever heard an old comedy sketch about an "inflationary language"? Every word that has a "number" in it, you add one to that number: "My darling, you look two-derful three-night!"…  more»
+ May 28, 2008 07:01 AM +
A Bounty of Music Indeed
Just wanted to see if I could sign in. I guess I can. I usually don't bother.…  more»
+ May 28, 2008 06:58 AM +
Math Problem
We used to play a drinking game called "hi, Bob". You watch the Bob Newhart show, and evert time someone said, "hi, bob" everyone drinks. Or something like that.…  more»
+ May 10, 2008 12:44 AM +
Goodbye
wooooooah. that's bizarre. I'm sure the Found Folk are going to hear a ration of shit for this one..…  more»
+ May 10, 2008 12:38 AM +
Carl Sagan, Where Are You When We Need You?
colomiters? theires? Boys go to jupider to get more stupider.…  more»
+ May 10, 2008 12:31 AM +
Nah, Let's Ride Bikes!
I'm not ADD/ADHD.. I'm multitasking!!

This Find's timing was perfect..…  more»
+ April 29, 2008 01:01 PM +
For the Love of Guinea Pigs
Guinea pigs? sloths? a Find where the note on the back is infinitely more intruguing than the picture that may or may not be on the front?…  more»
+ April 29, 2008 12:49 PM +
Teeth
"hide it like porn!" for some reason I kinda like that. it's as cool as "drive it like you stole it!"  more»
+ April 16, 2008 07:26 PM +
Lost Playlist
Oh goody, Rebecca's here to enlighten us, and tell us all what kind of music isn't shitty, and what kind of radio station we should be listening to. Please, Rebecca! Tell us More!!…  more»
+ April 15, 2008 08:51 AM +
Use Your Eyes!
I was gonna say there's a pave pearl, too (with an accent thingie on the E in pave), but5 I guess that's why Sand mentioned jewelry..

something about a low red sect... gaaah I'm gonna go try and hook a ride on a comet.  more»
+ April 12, 2008 11:22 AM +
For Kyle
"pissed off" is a phrase that's really lost its potency in the past few years, though- at least in the States- like bitch and slut, it's not uncommon to hear it uttered in "prime time" tv programs- the fcc is lightening up on just about everything but the F word and the C word.

Mama always said, 'tis better to be pissed off than pissed on...
.…  more»
+ April 12, 2008 09:07 AM +
Low-down Seducer
I always kinda thought of it as: amoral= no values or morals whatsoever; immoral= "baaaad" values and morals...

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+ April 05, 2008 06:48 PM +
(All those lines on the paper and they HAD to write HALF the message in the top margin?? how annoying.)

It really sucks when you give it up to a complete asswhole, doesn't it?…  more»
+ April 05, 2008 08:24 AM +
On My Day Off
Yeah, Gabi. Except for later in the day, when the second featured Find of the Day becomes the one that you're directed to when you enter Found's web address in your browser.

Anyway..…  more»
+ April 05, 2008 08:21 AM +
Chunky Chick
mmmm I like mushromms and zucchini, too.. but zucchini just doesn't produce the same effect as the mushrooms. (the effect resulting in something akin to this note..)…  more»
+ April 05, 2008 08:17 AM +
Hairy Legs Contest
I agree with the Rogue Pirate. (and hey, I'm drinking a Rogue Dead Guy Ale right now!) Dirty Found needs some refreshing!…  more»
+ April 03, 2008 10:38 PM +
A Pox on Your Business
Okay, so I had to go to urbandictionary.com and look up we-ho..

so for those of you similarly challenged, it's short for West Hollywood, which is densely populated with Gay Boiis.…  more»
+ April 02, 2008 11:21 AM +
Why Me?
@ Winston- I knew these people who were druggies-- they had a little kid who was always running around the house naked in the winter, outside unclothed, etc.. one time we went to the house and were ringing the bell, knocking on the door.. and the only human visible was this poor filthy little two year old: wearing only a diaper, standing on the back of the couch, which was up against the picture window in the living room.…  more»
+ April 02, 2008 10:16 AM +
Call Me - I Might Have Won the Lottery
It's to Mario, and the last line should have read "page me later!"

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+ March 31, 2008 09:10 AM +
Why Me?
As far as Finds go, this is pretty much the holy grail.

Who, upon beginning to read item number one, could have imagined what was coming at the end? W0W.…  more»
+ March 31, 2008 09:08 AM +
Nature or Nuture?
Here's my most vicious line ever:

"why don't you do your kids the same favor that my dad did for his: Kill yourself NOW, while they're young."

I still don't regret delivering it, either.  more»
+ March 28, 2008 02:58 AM +
Lunchtime
the blond kid on the left looks like the same kid from "look into my eyes." weird.

I love that vintage, retro furniture too.  more»
+ March 27, 2008 10:20 AM +











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