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Kermit Fog in Concord, CA


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Not a Cookie

November 23, 2003 		Get Me Some Hot

January 05, 2009 		Parking Notice

August 26, 2006
The Gang's ...

May 10, 2009 		Mr. Scarcia

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August 20, 2009
The Spy Plan

September 03, 2009




Comments

It Saddens Me
I'm taking up a collection of periods for this author. Please donate whatever you can.  more»
+ September 07, 2009 11:29 AM +
An Honest Confession
Since this was found at a high school, the spelling is suspect. I think it was supposed to say "I lick men." Makes more sense, I think.  more»
+ September 07, 2009 11:26 AM +
No Maternal Instinct
@ Belief -- she married him even though he was a horrible mom and had no maternal instinct? Bummer.  more»
+ August 05, 2009 01:07 AM +
True Love
...and jelly fish shoulders...  more»
+ August 05, 2009 01:06 AM +
I Want Details
Bravo, basil!

Wonder what made mom go back a second time with a red pen and repeat herself. Maybe, actually, she is the one in the clinic.  more»
+ August 03, 2009 01:30 AM +
Skull and Bones, 1875
Winthrop, fifth from the right, just let a raunchy one and is too ashamed to look at the camera. Only Calaveras, dead center, has noticed yet.  more»
+ August 03, 2009 01:27 AM +
Headaike
@ Librarian -- do you find, being a librarian, that people always take you seriously, even when you are just trying to be lighthearted or sarcastic? What a drag!  more»
+ August 01, 2009 04:44 PM +
Scientific Method
This fined is hilarious!  more»
+ July 26, 2009 03:30 PM +
No Guns Allowed
Apparently he didn't make it to the top of the stairs either. Bummer.  more»
+ July 23, 2009 01:59 AM +
Miss U Stink
I read this five times as a statement to a young woman (Miss, you stink!!) before I finally realized it was a lament to a friend (Miss you, stink!!) and so I didn't understand why she looked so good if she smelled bad.  more»
+ July 23, 2009 01:57 AM +
Guy I Want
This was Obama's criteria list for V.P.…  more»
+ July 07, 2009 02:30 AM +
Top Ten Ways to Get Rich
@ Clover -- apparently drive-in theater owner *was* the best way to go, as after that the author didn't need numbers 7-10.…  more»
+ July 07, 2009 02:27 AM +
Proud Frankie
I'm sorry, but once I noticed that, um, object protuding from underneath Hip Linkchain's seat, I can't look at anything else in the picture.…  more»
+ July 06, 2009 12:09 AM +
To Donna, Love Bob
Donna masturbates to thoughts of hairy astronauts.

Bob can't believe he found these sexy glasses on sale at the pharmacy and now Donna will want to get it on with him.

Ozzie just wants his flightsuit back.  more»
+ July 06, 2009 12:07 AM +
The Mind of Sarah Part 2
I love the use of quotation marks here. Totally improper, but I love it. Also the caps at the end.…  more»
+ July 02, 2009 12:28 AM +
The Well-Groomed Vagabond
creeeeeeeeeeepy!  more»
+ July 02, 2009 12:26 AM +
Surviving Homeschooling
Oh, poor thing. I just barely survived being home-schooled too. And of course I still have major insecurities I won't deal with.…  more»
+ June 24, 2009 01:05 AM +
Tat Options
Agreed, kiana. I never understood why, if you're going to permanently alter your body, you would get something trashy/boring/cheesy/tacky/inelegant. But that's just me.…  more»
+ June 24, 2009 01:01 AM +
Flash Fiction Afro
Kind of wordy.  more»
+ June 23, 2009 12:30 AM +
Surf or Die Dude
Is he a nazi and an ass-kicker, or is he kicking nazi ass?

Anyway, I like how you could tell this was from the 70s before reading the blurb. I wonder if he's still surfing.  more»
+ June 23, 2009 12:29 AM +
Specifics?
The chef's reply Erin actually wasn't that funny Erin and I will no that you thought it was funny Erin but why Erin didn't you take it off the board yourself Erin SORRY Erin just asking Erin  more»
+ June 21, 2009 12:15 AM +
Sorry Steve
I wish this person would indicate to whom they're writing. This note could be for anyone.  more»
+ June 21, 2009 12:12 AM +
Blue Vs. Black
My love is always greater than 3, but it gets me in trouble in most states.  more»
+ June 19, 2009 01:29 AM +
Not Cool
Fine, I guess it's my turn to do it.  more»
+ June 19, 2009 12:27 AM +
Just Rest
I dunno what imbability is, but it seems to be causing a lot of double posts tonight!…  more»
+ June 18, 2009 01:18 AM +











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