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Richard Girth in Texas
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Camel Ride
Tall, dark and handsome with a great set of let me love you forever eyes. That matchmaker must be the damn devil!
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+ February 20, 2009 02:27 PM +
526
Just where in the hell did I put that damn doiley?
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+ January 31, 2009 06:51 AM +
I Am Manuel
Dear Manuel, please get back to work or I will need to replace you. Thanks…
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+ January 20, 2009 08:56 AM +
Now My Worrying Is Done
I had to damp a girl before, tried to get her to share her pudding but wouldn't. Stupid Hugh did and later found out it was expired.…
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+ January 20, 2009 06:02 AM +
Inappropriate Grandma
Smelly flaps tend to become considered bologna drapes.…
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+ January 19, 2009 02:47 PM +
This Train Can Kick Your Ass
WTF MOM!! The whole "I think I can, I think I can" is BS. I told you I wanted a highway to hell.
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+ January 13, 2009 02:19 PM +
Religious Education
Anyone know if there is a cover charge here? Hope my fro is big enough to get in.
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+ January 12, 2009 09:01 AM +
Here's the Deal-e-o
Wouldn't it be great to have someone like you 1000 times more than they should and let you beat around the bush. Wonder why she doubts being here tomorrow?
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+ January 12, 2009 08:12 AM +
Price of Admission...
Sweet, I have a dollar! Sorry Clover but I was going to ask Miss Cuba to go.…
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+ January 10, 2009 08:20 AM +
Pregnant!
I too am carrying a #2, now to find somewhere to go and relieve myself.
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+ January 09, 2009 10:22 AM +
The Ballad of Jennifer and Brian
Hmmm let me see, uh Susie I mean Dear Susie, I am sorry for being selfish and thoughtless and stuff. So do you want to go the bedroom and make-up?
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+ January 09, 2009 10:08 AM +
Jennifer, Uhmmm ok, yea that really hurt me and stuff. You know what is it that thing called? My emotions or something.…
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+ January 09, 2009 09:08 AM +
I Know My Calculus
u($+me)=us…
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+ January 08, 2009 10:47 AM +
Hey, a Fish
Here is a rose to cover that smell of fish when you are around.
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+ January 08, 2009 09:28 AM +
She is Never Happy
Dear Offspring, the only common factor here is you. So it is safe to assume that you are to blame for your mom's unhappiness. Obviously the entire lack of your housework is the root of "If mama aint happy, aint NOBODY happy".…
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+ December 31, 2008 10:46 AM +
Unhappy Camper
Remedial "Spirit Stick" classes for you, soldier! That is NOT what that is used for!
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+ December 31, 2008 09:49 AM +
Found in Found
Poor Sara, all alone at 40. What ever will she do? The suspense is too much to handle.
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+ December 29, 2008 02:11 PM +
Burger
Don't forget Wimpy's order!…
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+ December 29, 2008 10:24 AM +
Asscape From Alcatraz
Come on again!!!! here is a clay head, just let my asscape. I hate being your bff.…
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+ December 24, 2008 10:31 AM +
90% Unchecked
Oh Man, the internets gives me away, need more camo.
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+ December 23, 2008 03:20 PM +
Just when I thought 5% was good enough, someone had to go and up the ante. Please learn to know when to say when.
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+ December 23, 2008 02:29 PM +
Baby Jesus
My baby Jesus kept running around also, finally had to microchip him.
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+ December 23, 2008 09:09 AM +
A Big Surprise
Wonder if there are any good sites to see or places to eat out at in lesbians. Any travel agents available?…
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+ December 22, 2008 11:22 AM +
You Bring the Paper Bag
Good thing... Last time we used the plastic bag, it didn't work out so well.
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+ December 22, 2008 11:19 AM +
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
