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Reality Check Bouncer in Seattle

About Me: I'm a Seattle girl who likes puddle jumping and good coffee. Just not at the same time.


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January 24, 2009 		Animal Attributes

February 05, 2009




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Golfing, Bowling, Twin
I am a woman.
I am not, not at work.
I live in a van.  more»
+ April 01, 2009 12:15 PM +
God Bless!
Mom Interrupted: Love the Farley throwback; that was hilarious.  more»
+ April 01, 2009 12:06 PM +
Ceramic Cat Thief!
Hey, my link got cut off, it is at:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ 2008/10/28/and-all-the-pieces-matter/

Just remove the space between .com/ and 2008 to get to the original post.  more»
+ March 12, 2009 05:45 PM +
TWO-TIMER ALERT! Found is getting sloppy seconds; this was submitted to another site back in October:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/10/

Note: I actually do think this is a fun note, so I'm not knockin' it, just feel proud my memory is still working.…  more»
+ March 12, 2009 05:42 PM +
Bloody Mary Mix & Munchkins
I hope he dropped this list so he forgot where he was going shopping at. Because I got a nasty case of food poisoning from bad munchkins from Dominick's once.…  more»
+ February 16, 2009 11:37 AM +
Serious Business
If you, or someone you love, abuses sticky notes, there is help. Remember you can prevent sticky violence. www.officedepot.com…  more»
+ February 16, 2009 11:25 AM +
Big Wheel
@Librarian--you cracked me up with your old time Victoria's Secret. Capital job, book person, just capital.

I can't shake the feeling he looks like Robert Duvall and Abe Lincoln's love child.  more»
+ February 12, 2009 12:17 PM +
Looks like Robert Duvall and Abe Lincoln's love child.  more»
+ February 12, 2009 12:15 PM +
Big Plans
How sweet, a new cat relocation program. This kid has got future PETA rep written all over him.…  more»
+ February 12, 2009 12:01 PM +
The Raspberries
In the words of Amigo Montoya:
"I dunna think it meanz, whatcha think meanz."  more»
+ February 11, 2009 04:16 PM +
Kool-Aid Stained
Now if I were writing a fine piece of literature like this, I'd remove the "yard mowing" bit (it seems the writer hasn't actually seen a true Redneck yard lately). And exchange it with something along the lines of yards with patchy crab grass strewn with Virginia Slim butts and junk cars.  more»
+ February 10, 2009 01:55 PM +
Lost Our Minds
Does this make anyone else crave s'mores?  more»
+ February 05, 2009 10:51 AM +
Animal Attributes
"Falls down like a camel."
That is no laughing matter. Had a buddy of mine take a falling camel to the back of the head once...he…  more»
+ February 05, 2009 10:42 AM +
Your First Parade
I'm diggin' how this doesn't really begin or end (no capital Y in you, then no punctuation at the end). Why, one might say, it could have began like this:
"Dear Baby,
Right as I was about to sell you to that nice Voodoo Witch Doctor on the black market, it dawned on me..."
And then ended like this:
"...but…  more»
+ February 04, 2009 11:49 AM +











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