Garfield first appeared in 1978 so this should be early 80’s. I can imagine the noise in the room. These guys should be 30+ by now so how about ‘Hey, that’s me!’?  more»

Another lover like you need a hole in your head. Prince in my head all day because of this.…  more»

Is it even allowed to impress the ladies with moist, glowing, bouncing balls during night in the UAE?  more»

That is the disappointed fan of the Flying Mice who cancelled one week ago due to severe icing!  more»

Clam chowder stinks after a month even in a Tupperware container!  more»

But pigs will fly?  more»

Here is the rocket scientist who could not help wondering how all the garbage ended up at his feet. The wind maybe. No wonder Shania Twain was not impressed.  more»

Mega Church! I continue the theme. Raise hell?…  more»

Clearly, his desire to become a printer took a turn for the worse.…  more»

Donna Summer? Who will be performing in Oslo for the Nobel peace price winner in December – the winner of course to be announced later today. Enough is enough, I'd say.  more»

Listen to Ian Dury, Ronnie! New boots and panties! Give the panties to Mom and Auntie Mae, put your boots on and run, Ronnie, run!  more»

Farmer; just my thought! A French girl I knew many years ago invited me for dinner at her place on the condition that I took her to the local butcher. I had to translate when she ordered a rabbit including the blood from the slaughter.…  more»

It ain’t over ’til the fat lady drinks.  more»

Reminds me of a story from the 70’s. There was this rookie ice-hockey player in the NHL who came over from a small European country. To introduce himself to his new team-mates, he rearranged all the glasses containing the false teeth in the dressing room during the first match and watched the drama enfold after the match.  more»

@Ian, you are too modest, let the world know that you refer to the UK television advertisement found on comparethemeerkat.com. Great humour for simples.  more»

Sounds like something that the wife of Charlie Windsor would like to wear as a hat at the next day-at-the-races!  more»

Speaking of the English language and thinking of one sponsor of FOUND, the BBC today reports that:
A clothing firm has been criticised for using a model who looked under 16 in a "provocative" magazine advert. The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled the shots for American Apparel "could be seen to sexualise a model who appeared to be a child". In a series of six pictures, the model revealed more and more skin until her nipple was partially exposed.…  more»

Two-for-one sale of black or white toilet lids?  more»

FOUND publishes this on the day after Jaycee Dugard, the girl / woman missing for 18 years, turns up in San Francisco? Spooky!  more»

Filet mignon yesterday and horses today! Reminds me of my student days in Grenoble where the cheapest steak – frites at the local diner was horse beef and perfect fries.  more»

Funny to go back in time and look at past comments; Sean S mentions SENATOR Barrack Obama, Cotton mentions Jackson 5 before Michael was BORN. How things change. I wonder what the odds were back in October 2007.  more»

Jonathan, the Fokker aircraft were Dutch! The company Fokker, a.k.a. the company with the embarrassing name, was taken over by Deutche Aerospace DASA in the nineties whereupon DASA became known as the Motherfokker in the low countries.  more»

Übermenchen who survived in a Berlin bunker all this time? The German version of ‘Blast from the past’?  more»

Obviously 'Daisy Bell' and the famous bicycle being converted. Looks like the guy finally understood that Daisy listened to his song!  more»

Two generations!
Husband and wife to the right, their daughter to the left of them with her new husband.Apart from the ghost on the right side, there is also a building on the left, the mansion where they work?…  more»