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Lance Pants in a trance

About Me: There was a young fellow named Lancelot
Whom his neighbours all looked on askance a lot.
Whenever he’d pass
A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot.


Best Sites Ever: Pantalaine, Overheard in New York, American Apparel


All-Time Favorite Finds:

Diso Fever!

September 05, 2007 		Happy Monkey

August 11, 2007 		Office Party?

August 25, 2002
Masked Lady

December 02, 2001 		Hootenanny?

February 20, 2008 		Clean Friends ...

July 17, 2007
Chubby?

February 17, 2008 		Hey Take...

January 21, 2008




Comments

Korn Fan
Looks like his Korn is popped.  more»
+ May 13, 2008 04:27 PM +
Groshery Lissed
Where's the bammanas?  more»
+ May 13, 2008 04:24 PM +
Hank the Camel
@ Just wondering: I think you're missing the T. It's supposed to be Thank the Camel.  more»
+ May 12, 2008 05:07 PM +
Math Problem
Dang! Bob was 14 when his sister was born. That's quite an age difference.…  more»
+ May 09, 2008 08:16 AM +
Dishes
I usually eat Hamburger Helper right out of the skillet. That way there aren't any dishes to wash.  more»
+ May 09, 2008 08:14 AM +
Movie Night
Now I'm hungry for a rubberband sandwich. (Hold the mayo.)  more»
+ May 08, 2008 11:12 AM +
At 100 Miles Per Hour
I live to swing.  more»
+ May 07, 2008 05:09 PM +
Asshole Parker
You fart like an *whole, *whole.  more»
+ May 02, 2008 01:22 PM +
Blue Things for Hope
This isn't a "to do" list, it's a wish list. That's why it's titled "Hope."  more»
+ May 02, 2008 01:11 PM +
Thumb War Champ
For Turbo:

"I got a new girlfriend,
No guy could ask for more,
She’s deaf, dumb, oversexed
And owns a liquor store!"

-Nipsy Russell  more»
+ April 30, 2008 01:46 PM +
Cute Pig
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig.
Home again, home again, jiggety jig.  more»
+ April 28, 2008 08:05 AM +
The Wrong School
No, no, no...you guys have got this all wrong. Dad attached this note to the University of Illinois' 2007 "Girls of Engineering" nudie calendar.…  more»
+ April 28, 2008 08:02 AM +
Best Fortune EVER!
...in bed.  more»
+ April 26, 2008 03:02 AM +
Tarts in the Neighbourhood
I'm more of a "muffin" man myself....  more»
+ April 21, 2008 11:55 AM +
Huge Stoner
Jason, has Brad finally invented smell-o-net?  more»
+ April 19, 2008 01:09 PM +
Bad Regina
Freon is the star in all of my freaking hallucinations! xo  more»
+ April 19, 2008 12:17 PM +
An Evening Alone
Oh Mon-a, you're going to make Rex jealous....  more»
+ April 17, 2008 12:35 PM +
Bammanas.....Nilk......Weed....
I want a bammana nilkshake! Yumbalicious!  more»
+ April 17, 2008 11:38 AM +
Use Your Eyes!
Eric, is that you, Mon? I thought I could smell your herb from the next Find....  more»
+ April 12, 2008 12:38 AM +
The Big City
I have-an itch I can't scratch.  more»
+ April 09, 2008 08:47 PM +
No Dinner, No Deal
Mmmmm. May I have some more chocolate pudding, please?  more»
+ April 06, 2008 08:27 PM +
Ebola Lollipop Dandy and Addicted Chicken
These illustrate the quote by Salvator Rosa from yesterday's Find "Grinding Down":

'Every animal is sad afer intercourse (except the woman and the rooster).'  more»
+ April 04, 2008 11:57 AM +
Grinding Down
@Nurse Trixie: Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

  more»
+ April 03, 2008 11:33 AM +
@Sal: sounds like your sad Dr. Galen was a regular Dr. Do-little.  more»
+ April 03, 2008 11:24 AM +
Senor Salvator Rosa,
I understood just enough of you last post to wake me up.  more»
+ April 03, 2008 10:24 AM +











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