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About Me: Just "found" this site recently (03/08) and love it!!

All-Time Favorite Finds:

Prosthetic Boob ... February 24, 2008	A Tiger Behind... March 29, 2006	Taking A Piss November 08, 2006
B.M. March 12, 2008	Yeewww! February 25, 2008	Clean Friends ... July 17, 2007
Who Are You? March 20, 2008	Bunnee April 16, 2006	And Again ... May 01, 2008

Comments

Important Words to Remember

@Corey-Thanks for the info! It was a lot of fun, but after an hour, my brain hurt and my butt was asleep from this crappy desk chair.

@Jonathan--I wasn't too sure about my usage of equivocate, either.… more»

+ June 01, 2008 11:15 AM +

Cheater

Sara, I know a Travis, and believe me, he's not worth it. If your Travis turns out snything like this Travis did, RUN!!!! more»

+ June 01, 2008 11:05 AM +

Important Words to Remember

Thanks, Indy! I have a question about the freerice.com for anyone.… more»

+ May 31, 2008 10:07 PM +

@Jonathan--OK, here we go. I used them all in order, and I think I kept it to 5 sentences (pending any errors that might get pointed out)

Bob was generally solicitous towards people who stared at him, since he was able to equivocate his man-boobs with his large frame and his obesity. It was fortuitous that he was an impeccable dresser when it came to his moobs, ably disguising them during a liason with a woman.… more»

+ May 31, 2008 09:12 PM +

Sir You Stink

Thanks, Winston. I also learned to grin and bear it....and breathe out of my mouth more often.:) more»

+ May 31, 2008 07:56 PM +

Important Words to Remember

@Jonathan--I am going to try to take you up on the above challenge, but only for the Found list, not with Terrie is so very's! I did know all of the words on the Found List, but I didn't know some of them on Terrie's and I'm too lazy to look them up. I would have thought YOU would have completed the challenge by now, but maybe you're waiting to lower the boom after the rest of us peons have tried it!… more»

+ May 31, 2008 07:53 PM +

Sir You Stink

There is such a practice as using deoderant BEFORE you leave for work in the morning(it will help even if you work outside, to an extent) and chewing a breath mint before dealing with someone in the public realm if you know you have stinky breath. more»

+ May 29, 2008 12:31 PM +

I will agree, to an extent, about the aerosol air fresheners, but at least the aerosol "action" of the spray kind of pushes the smell away from where you are standing. I wasn't taking it personally when I commented on construction worker's BO, just commenting on Winston's comments.

@Stalker-My mother in law's house is somewhat like that.… more»

+ May 29, 2008 11:52 AM +

Fart Confession

@Cherry-I'm going to add "farticles" to our farting vocab now! That's great! more»

+ May 29, 2008 10:06 AM +

Sir You Stink

@Winston, I have been a manager in banking for over 17 years, so I know where you're coming from. Over the years, we've had to keep air freshener behind the teller line to spray our areas after the offending customer has left. What's also especially bad is the unbathed construction workers who have already had a few beers and cigarettes, mixing their horrific BO with horrific bad breath.… more»

+ May 29, 2008 09:35 AM +

Fart Confession

How humiliating for this girl! Not only because she "tooted", but also that the guy she likes heard her! Reminds me of the long-ago tradition of the President's physical fitness test in gym class in school.… more»

+ May 29, 2008 09:15 AM +

Dinner Plans

@Night--My son didn't want to eat at Applebee's because he thought "they had real bees there"! I had to assure him that they didn't. more»

+ May 25, 2008 01:17 PM +

Dressed to Kill

@Turbo- you never fail to make me laugh!

Also, is it just me, or does the doorknob look like it is up higher than it is nowadays?

That does look like a pack of Zig Zags... more»

+ May 25, 2008 01:02 PM +

The Ideal Boyfriend

If this is an ideal boyfriend, YUCK! He has Fabio-like hair, humongous ears and it also appears that he has fangs! Also, the package is way too small... more»

+ May 18, 2008 11:08 AM +

Pink Hat

@Clover--I haven't thought about Dippity-Doo in years! My mother used to use it when she was "setting" her hair. I always loved the smell of it (weird, I know).… more»

+ May 18, 2008 10:59 AM +

Drunk in Nevada City, CA

I used to frequent bars (with friends) quite a bit in my single days. I've only been by myself in a bar just once or twice (after friends have left, etc.) and have never gone to a bar by myself.… more»

+ May 18, 2008 10:49 AM +

SHARE YOUR POPSICLE

Grandparents are always a mixed bag. My mother (who lives about 35 minutes away) ADORES my son and never misses a chance to see him, whereas my husband's mother (who lives about 20 minutes away) never takes the time to see him. He's 4, and I think she's seen him about 10 times, total.… more»

+ May 18, 2008 10:42 AM +

Groshery Lissed

@Hannah--Go Ohio power! I'll be in Cinci one week from today--maybe I'll swing by a Kroger to find something like Justin did!

@Freonz--I'll have to remember that!… more»

+ May 13, 2008 09:24 PM +

Dishes

I tend not to cook very often during the week, with work and all. So when I do "cook" on a weeknight, it is usually something like Hamburger Helper. My husband actually does a little dance in the kitchen when he finds out! more»

+ May 11, 2008 09:11 PM +

Robot Bathroom

I don't know why, but this brought to mind the robot on "Robot Chicken" humping the slot machine..... more»

+ May 04, 2008 03:56 PM +

70's Birdie Girl

Clover, I hope you feel well enough to actually have a picnic very soon!… more»

+ May 04, 2008 03:50 PM +

Or a pizza place tablecloth... more»

+ May 03, 2008 12:17 PM +

Her coat looks like a picnic tablecloth. more»

+ May 03, 2008 12:16 PM +

And Again Those Eyes