Meant to say Drug problem, above.  more»

@Mtk if you think Holly has a "drug" you've obviously never met me...check out: "Chunky Chick" find # 1468 and the "This Explains Everything" find # 3669, to see what a few mushrooms can do....:0  more»

@Clover *gives Clover a fist pump* Thanks man.

Can't believe you read the whole thing aloud. Even I haven't done that...you…  more»

@Mona *takes a deep breath* yeah I'm fine now, thanks.

@Holly the Homemaker Your response made it all worthwhile! :-) Thanks.  more»

I was supposed to be born 15 days earlier, but you know it was raining that day and my umbilical cord had become wrapped around my legs so I needed time to get that untangled and my Mom had just ingested a couple beers so I had a real buzz going and who wants to come into the World drunk as a skunk when you already can't walk a straight line and your vision's as blurry as Mr. Magoo's when he doesn't wear his glasses, so anyway I had plans for that day ya know? There was this cute girl fetus (ok I'm assuming she was cute, aren't all nearly born girls cute?)…  more»

The writer of this note is evidence of why we need the "separation of church and State" in America!!

Now to play lar's game. Another possible title for the book this note was found in:

"Harry Potter"
or

"Under the Banner of Heaven" by Jon Krakaur  more»

Hate to break it to who ever this note but the "regression into the darkness of ignorant slothfullness(sic)" began at the beginning of time, when the first human walked upright. Not at some time in recent memory.  more»

Two Nuns were cycling down a cobblestone street.
One Nun says to the other: I've never come this way before." The other Nun replies: " Oh, really.…  more»

Two Scottish Nuns have just arrived in the United States for an extended stay. The younger of the two says to the older one, the Mother Superior:
"I've heard that in this country they eat dogs."

"Really?"…  more»

A Nun and a Seagull colliding in midair would make a:
-nungull
-seanun
-gullnun
-nungullsea
-seanungull
-gullseanun ???



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Looks like she swallowed an open umbrella. Hope it doesn't rain.…  more»

@farmer What the hell is a dog licker???  more»

there is an echo in this room...
there is an echo in this room...
there is an echo in this room...…  more»

@brain problem
According to Urban dictionary a Gwee is either one of 3 things:

1). An exclamation of dismay or pain.

2).…  more»

Haven't seen an animal made out of a fingerprint in years. Not since Kindergarten, at least.  more»

Looking at her dress it looks like a headless;handless guy is lying on top of her. If she's *boinking* a guy with no head and no hands than she's truly a Hussy!  more»

Looking at her dress it looks like a headless;handless guy is lying on top of her. If she's *boinking* a guy with no head and no hands than she's truly a Hussy!  more»

@Herb If you are able to recover from "asphyxiation and circulatory failure.." resulting in death maybe Harry Potter is involved after all. :)  more»

@Herb Calendula is a Mediterranean annual plant widely cultivated for its showy yellow or orange rayed flower heads that were formerly used in medicine, coloring and for flavoring food. Also called Pot Marigolds.  more»

YO! You deciduous baby.Yeah you a real deciduous tree.…  more»

What is the meaning of life?
-Please repeat the Question.
What is the meaning of life?…  more»

@Fooch Siskel is the one who is dead.(Brain tumor.) Then it was Ebert and Roper.…  more»

That which doesn't kill you will make you str...on..? *faints from Aspertame induced tumor*  more»

@Fooch I agree " Into the Wild" is a similar type of story and one I enjoyed for similar reasons.Though I'd recommend reading the Jon Krakaur book on which the movie was based, it's better.

@Night I was thinking the same thing as I was writing my responses to Fooch.…  more»

@Fooch Of Course it was about Treadwell. If it had been about the bears it wouldn't have been very interesting, would it? It was a study in human nature and how weird and odd it can be, to be human.…  more»