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Smallbear in the Cave

About Me: "I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off,
I should be allowed to think."

-They Might Be Giants


All-Time Favorite Finds:

Busy Beatniks

April 25, 2008 		Chunky Chick

April 05, 2008 		I'm Just Thinking...

November 03, 2002
James Spader ...

May 08, 2008 		Bite Me ...

June 07, 2008 		This Explains ...

July 03, 2008
Put Your Poo Hats...

January 25, 2004 		CAUTION!!!

November 06, 2008 		Skulls

October 31, 2008




Comments

Squeeze My Cheeks
Thank goodness it's only a kiss you'll get when you squeeze those cheeks! It could be so much worse..and sticky...iow…  more»
+ January 04, 2009 04:44 PM +
Smooch
I'm with Mars bar I could always go for a good smooch. :*  more»
+ January 04, 2009 04:37 PM +
Grinding
A young Jew's wet dreams? (No offense intended)

Adding to Reading's and Nightingale's observation:
If it hurts your legs, you shouldn't be doing it upside down.. (Whaaat???…  more»
+ January 04, 2009 04:34 PM +
Valentine
So good to see Found back from the Land of the Lost..

Any longer and I might have started under going withdrawal symptoms...

As for the Find: the card says two of Hearts, but it doesn't say two of what kind of hearts, does it?…  more»
+ January 04, 2009 04:26 PM +
Buzz Lightyear
Pete,

Please remove the Buzz Light beer from the dining room table and replace it with some Guinness! Have some class for God's sake, you W.T.

Nowi  more»
+ January 02, 2009 11:19 AM +
Angry House
D-Demented Donkey
E-Esoteric Ella
F-Fat Freeloader
G-Gregarious Girl
H-Homicidal High rise
I-Innocent Indonesian
J- Jubilant Jackass
K-Kind Kiosk
L-Loose Lucy
M-Murderous Mayhem
N-Neutral Nature
O-Opinionated Opossum
P-Personable Pagan
Q-Quixotic Queen
R-Reliable Reptile
S-Shy Sibyl
T-Tormented Tiger
U-Unfashionable Unicorn
V-Vigilant Volunteer
W-Wary Wombat
X-X-rated Xylophone
Y-Yakking Yak
Z-Zonked out Zebra  more»
+ January 02, 2009 11:08 AM +
Hermione Is Still Hott!
*sigh* All the comments from people who read "Harry Potter" as kids makes this bear feel old.

Oh well no point in obsessing about age...I'm not old I'm prime!…  more»
+ January 01, 2009 09:22 PM +
Unhappy Camper
Maybe the writer of this note also made this video:

http://tinyurl.com97ah4h

or search Cheerleaders suck dick on Youtube.

Happy New Year's from the Cave!  more»
+ December 31, 2008 11:45 AM +
Epic Question
@SJ Your Mom has a tattoo? How old is she? No Mom I knew growing up would have been caught dead with a tat.…  more»
+ December 29, 2008 10:36 AM +
Bite Me
Another Rerun! This Find was originally posted back in June. It's # 2039.…  more»
+ December 28, 2008 11:36 AM +
A Big Surprise
@Mom, you're welcome. Josh is even more inspiring person.  more»
+ December 22, 2008 09:44 PM +
So sorry I forgot about tiny url. Here's the shortened version of the above:

http://tinyurl.com/9fg6ku  more»
+ December 22, 2008 06:46 PM +
Wow! How depressing that people actually feel like whoever drew this. I'm feeling to tired to give a decent response, that this Find deserves, so I'll just point you in the direction of a really uplifting video by the guy who gave a talk where I work.…  more»
+ December 22, 2008 06:07 PM +
You Bring the Paper Bag
I'll bring the ball gag and lubricant .....  more»
+ December 21, 2008 03:20 PM +
An Anonymous Savior
I think this was directed to the index card it was written on...  more»
+ December 20, 2008 04:34 PM +
I Want Your Life
I loose my breath
we spend our time dreaming about tunes
let me fish with baited breath
Joseph blew his nose with magazines.  more»
+ December 19, 2008 05:15 PM +
Tiger Snuggle
Orinoco I didn't mean to offend. I nearly failed Spanish in High School, so I had no way of reading what you wrote w/o Babelfish. I'm sorry, really.…  more»
+ December 19, 2008 04:50 PM +
See What?
Fooch I may live in a cave but it's fully appointed, with all the modern conveniences.  more»
+ December 19, 2008 04:37 PM +
A fifty foot tall & one-hundred foot long bird. Or maybe a Golliwog. (Hard to tell,it was dark.)…  more»
+ December 18, 2008 09:54 PM +
No Birthdays
If anyone's offended by what I wrote above, know I didn't mean to offend. I just honestly don't understand why people believe in an unhappy restrictive deity. It sucks a lot of pleasure out of life inho.…  more»
+ December 18, 2008 05:50 PM +
Have never understood why Jehovah's Witnesses won't let followers celebrate holidays or birthdays etc? I know they have reasons, but it boils down to believing that God is an asswhole who doesn't want mankind to have fun. Why would anyone believe in such a god?…  more»
+ December 18, 2008 05:43 PM +
See What?
Little boy: Did you see it?

Little girl: Why do you have a small wrinkly, pink caterpillar with no fuzzie-wuzzies where your pee-pee should be?

Little boy: That is my pee-pee!…  more»
+ December 18, 2008 05:21 PM +
Tiger Snuggle
Orinoco maybe you should stick with English, Babelfish didn't care much for your Spanish. This is what it gave me when I translated what you wrote: (I did try it twice btw.)

Agreement bond.…  more»
+ December 18, 2008 04:58 PM +
@ Flargy Wow! Very cool. Even my "Shakespeare" was translated well!…  more»
+ December 17, 2008 05:14 PM +
Everyone in the animal world knows tigers can't be trusted, the especially slutty ones mate with lions don't ya know.

Hug a bear instead, we won't maul you.. (if we like you that is.  more»
+ December 17, 2008 04:45 PM +











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