LOOK BUSY! JESUS IS COMING!!!!…  more»

I'm pretty sure G-d forbade scarifice when he sent Moses down with the stone tablets and all. Poor Ross, still following the rules of Baal off of that apple the snake gave Eve. Poor, doomed, scarified Ross.…  more»

Wow! It's like a snail-mail 419 scam! I guess since he could only get it to one potential victim at a time, he figured he might as well cut right to the chase and leave out the part about how he's the rightful heir to the throne of the Dominican Republic, but the fraudulent regime is withholding his $300,000 inheritance, and how your immediate deposit of a mere $300 can secure access to the treasury, all in the name of our mutual lord and savior, dearest sister.…  more»

Clearly it is a deep-sea diving kitten (come on -- *someone else* must see a little cat face and paw -- right there above the handle of the green trident -- to the left -- yeah, you got it -- right there!) stalking the wild tuna. There's even a pretty coral in the bottom right corner.…  more»

You know, I've stayed in hotels in Israel, and none of them had the Hebrew Scriptures in the bedside drawer that I recall. But in a business hotel in Tokyo last year, I found a bilingual copy of "The Teachings of Buddha." My friend, an atheist, was able to flip it open to a section that dictated that wives should obey their husbands silently and wash their feet, which he read pointedly in my direction.…  more»

"Clearly, Watson, this note was written by an unemployed suspect holding an Artium Baccalaureus degree."

"But how, Holmes, how do you know this?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson.…  more»

"Woah, dude, like, not only is ten is ten berry, but like, somewhere in the world right now it's 4:20 and like, dude, I think that somewhere is here."  more»

What's with the disturbing brown stain in the middle? Is that feces or blood?????…  more»

Dear Kelli's diary,
Kelli if you read this, and I'm still alive somehow, and you are still alive, I really want to feel your boobies. And if you are somehow not still alive, can I still have a free look? Thanx, Max  more»

If you honestly find that your choices in a mate come down to these three options, you really should be reconsidering compulsory heterosexuality. Or taking a personal vow of celibacy. Seriously.…  more»

"The new shiny you, leader of men"?!?@!#! "With me beside you this will be a great new adventure" WTF? This note takes the homoeroticism of one male friend to another to an entirely new level.…  more»

Go, Potown! When I attended Vassar in the early '80s, I had a "Poughkeepsie, City of Sin" bumper sticker on my car -- a local band did a song with said title that was basically about how P'keepsie (acceptable address for U.S. Mail) was so boring you couldn't even get a good sin going if you tried.…  more»

"I will call your parole officer so fast that ... that ... that ..."…  more»

Is it cruel to hope that whoever this illiterate individual is, she does not work thing out, that indeed, her relship, freindship, is at an end and that most of all, she does not get marred? Really, you can only think of that Supreme Court Justice's insensitive (but perhaps wise) remark that "three generations of idiots are enough."  more»

"Blue things" certainly refers to those plastic recycling bins AnyCounty USA gives out to homeowners.

Poor Hope, resigned to her Cinderella life of picking up yard socks, hanging up black coats, and retrieving the empty recycling bins the sanitation workers have strewn around the street and yard has, worst of all, *piano lessons* to endure on a weekly basis as well! Poor, hopeless Hope can only be grateful that Dad didn't give *her* the name of Faith, or Charity, or God Help us!…  more»

After leaving this note, James Blunt went back to finishing the lyrics to "You're Beautiful" ...  more»

"Yup, that's mah boy, shootin' Ol' Yeller."  more»

Has no one here seen the deuceofclubs.com website with the many cross-country adventures of Wagner? That's what this recalls for me.…  more»

Wow! Those stories about the Catholic Church making it waaaay easier to be canonized are true! All you have to do now is repeatedly wash cars for free -- it's a miracle!!@!1!…  more»

The heck with the toilet. That Swinging Seventies Font! The precision contour drawing of a rotary dial phone!…  more»

karen and jill are in love but jill is estranged but still married to her husband, and karen doesn't want to get hurt by another "bicurious" love affair that might have worked out *if* the girl in question had be serious about exploring herself as a woman centered woman without some sort of ex-husband floating around back there. Jill knows this, which is why she wants to get together, just Karen and Jill. Jill knows she's at the point where she has to make a decision -- him or girls.…  more»

How sad & messed up this kid's home life must be for her to feel the need to write a love letter to school before she leaves?  more»

This reads to me like a message from a man who wants help -- the last line "I'm listening" is the point at which he's ready to really listen so a friend, a voice on the other end of a hotline number,tell him where to go from here since he knows and is remorceful about where he is heading --"What's so stupid is my going into work so high ... I feel awesome but ... that dang weed!"…  more»

Since the note seems to be written in "lolcat," I'm guessing the box-opener was the family pet.  more»

I love how everyone here is trying to rationally analyze (spider? tick? scientific genera) a drawing done by someone who has injected a combination of cold medicine, nail polish remover and battery acid into their veins.…  more»