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May 02, 2008




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Cleanup for the Cleanup Crew
Hey, Eusta B, I have it on good authority that FedEx women use those Tyvex mailing bags -- waterproof with a peel-and-stick seal! Maybe you should hand your postal service nemesis a handful o' those! LOL!…  more»
+ November 01, 2009 05:55 PM +
Dress-up Kitty
No can has digknitty?  more»
+ November 01, 2009 05:50 PM +
That Hair!
No doubt about it, this is the '80s, not the '60s. That's an '80s dress, they both have '80s hair, she's got the '80s Jersey Girl fake tan, the whole hunter green with mauve decor of the sign is late '80s, not to mention no '60s prom photographer -- or chaperons -- would have let teens pose with their naughty bits so provocatively close.

And yes, dude has about four extra fingers.…  more»
+ November 01, 2009 05:48 PM +
East London Lady
East London, huh? I would have pegged her for Long Island Italian for certain! The power of her disapproving pursed lips is profound, despite the fact that she's probably dead by now!…  more»
+ November 01, 2009 05:39 PM +
Big
I'd like to see the next picture in the sequence -- the one where all three of the gang sign slingin' dudes realized the buddy next to them belonged to a rival crew!  more»
+ September 08, 2009 06:16 PM +
It Saddens Me
My guess is that once Mom and Jennifer walked out on the Intervention, all that was left was rock bottom ... hence, "The Bridges of Madison County."  more»
+ September 08, 2009 06:09 PM +
Good Ol' Boy
Wow! Now that it's been revealed that John Edwards *is* the father of that baby, *all* the former Democratic candidates for President are stepping forward with their mistresses and love children! Here's Al Gore with his secret family at the pumpkin-chucking contest with their trebouchet.…  more»
+ August 13, 2009 06:50 PM +
Maximum Allowed Dosage
P.S. Purple monkey dishwasher!  more»
+ May 09, 2009 08:47 AM +
Gypsy Moths
"First they came for the gypsy moths, but I wasn't a gypsy, so I didn't speak out ..."

What can I say? That piece of duck/t tape looked like the stomping boot of fascism coming to take out all the ethnic bugs, one by one.  more»
+ April 18, 2009 05:00 PM +
Juan
Holy crap! This guy is the model for that doodle portrait from last week! Here we all thought the excess of curls was artistic license, but this snapshot reveals it was actually a photo-realist masterpiece in ballpoint pen!…  more»
+ April 13, 2009 05:30 PM +
Home for Unwanted Children
This photo depicts the last unwanted child left before Nebraska revoked its "Safe Haven" law. When asked by the press why she'd dropped off a 30 year old man at the local City Hall, the mother explained "I done didn't want him when he was conceived, I done didn't want him when he was born, and now just look at him! That boy just ain't right, I tells you.…  more»
+ April 08, 2009 04:06 PM +
Yum Yum
Why do I somehow imagine this post-it note being left by Tom Jones? "Good morning, gorgeous. What's new, pussycat?"  more»
+ April 02, 2009 04:53 PM +
Divorce
This week in "Can This Marriage Be Saved: 'It drives me crazy that he does not fart quietly.'"

The rest writes itself, doesn't it?  more»
+ March 19, 2009 05:37 PM +
The Test of Love
Damn, that's intense -- being on the cheerfully kitchy checkered "grocery list" paper only makes it that much more pathetic. The coup de grace as others have noted is the "I left you food." Like, "I can't stay married to you for another minute, but I *do* love you, so I didn't want you to have to drive to the store with tears in your eyes -- there's rocky road ice cream in the freezer."…  more»
+ March 03, 2009 07:03 PM +
Bam Bam the Beaver
If we were to turn BamBam the Beaver into a plush toy, we could sell them in the Harajuku neighborhood and make a *FORTUNE*! But we'd have to change his name to something like "Bam-chan" first. Okay, done.…  more»
+ February 09, 2009 05:36 PM +
Ambition
Guess she hasn't heard that kitteh wants cheezburger.  more»
+ February 03, 2009 05:35 PM +
Paul?
Looks like a list of topics you do NOT want to raise during a first (or any other) date, with "Paul" being a reference to the founding of the Christian religion.

Now, why you'd need a reminder not to bring up your interests in sexual depravity and gnosticism on a date is another question ...  more»
+ January 31, 2009 10:24 PM +
Remember My Promise
I can't get over how neatly written this purportedly heartbroken girl's handwriting is. All the letters fit so precisely between the ruled lines and they're all so upright and rigid -- normally if someone's writing something with passion and emotion the speed of their writing picks up, the letters head towards italics, etc. I'll bet she wrote this out previously multiple times, edited the hell out of it, and then this final (?)…  more»
+ January 28, 2009 11:02 PM +
Man of God
Can you imagine what a bore a man who fit these "requirements" would be? He's Born Again, "Called to serve the Lord," *and* his "favorite subject" is "word of God." I think we can pretty well script every dinner conversation (more like lectures) this hypothetical man will have and they go something like this:

"Please pass the salt?"…  more»
+ January 17, 2009 12:12 PM +
To Feed on the Blood of the Living
Can someone PLEASE explain to me what the whole fascination with "vampires" is? My niece is into that Twilight shit now and I for the life of me I've never understood the appeal of the whole vampire conceit, whether it was Dracula, Ann Rice's stuff or now Twilight. Anyone "get" it?  more»
+ January 17, 2009 12:05 PM +
Meet Me Where No One Else Is
"Can you gust what my is name is?" Well, as I recall, "they call the wind Maria," so that's my gust.

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+ January 17, 2009 12:01 PM +
Price of Admission...
Where's the rest of the note? You know, the part that says "NO GIRLZ"? And an angry P.S.…  more»
+ January 10, 2009 04:20 PM +
I Never Realized How Bad Your Poetry Was
Some bad poet has just been totally served!  more»
+ December 15, 2008 04:51 PM +
Filthy Pigs
FIGHT THE RURAL PEOPLE'S PARTY! They are against the working rural class! Only the PEOPLE'S RURAL PARTY understands your plight!…  more»
+ December 07, 2008 03:19 PM +
No One Is White Power
I found this note hysterical, perhaps because of a naive belief that anyone who:
1. was that illiterate ("nabor?" SERIOUSLY?)…  more»
+ December 01, 2008 05:40 PM +











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