You'd be surprised at how many people "know" that someone's "not handicapped" despite only seeing the person in question for a matter of seconds. I found out the hard way that there are far more "invisible" handicaps than there are visible. If only pain was visible, oh, they'd change their tune!  more»

"If you ever pull that shit again with me like you did last night at the Circle K I will call your parole officer so fast that ..."

... your ass will light on fire.  more»

Basil: Where can I get one of those? I'd sell most of the stuff and change the ringtone, but it'd be nice to have that stuff to sell. :P

I don't have a bitch bag.…  more»

Eline: Really? I read that Aldi's is short for ALbertson's DIscount store.  more»

Happy birthday, Flargy.

I concur: teenage girls with inside jokes. Not from the handwriting, but because I'd say stupid things like this to my friends, too.  more»

I think it's cute.

Also, I sent my son to a daycare in a high school. They just happened to have some leftover space and used it for a daycare; I don't think it really had anything to do with any of the students being parents already.…  more»

I love Aldi's. They have the most random stuff sometimes, and two (yes TWO!) versions of generic Nutella.…  more»

I love pot smokers. They're always so... pleasantly vague.…  more»

I agree with Ghost, and with basil. Definitely a woman who's irritated she can't sell her house.  more»

Re: The survey

I like pot smokers. I just don't like pot, probably because I'm allergic to it. :/ It's a shame, because if I could get it legally, it might help my health issues.…  more»

*snickers* That DANG weed... I love that the writer obviously smokes, but doesn't commit actual swear words to paper.  more»

I'm glad I'm not alone in my dirty-mindedness! XD  more»

This looked like a penis to me at first. I think I need more sleep.  more»

@kite: That's called vagina dentata. :D

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Now I'll have that song in my head the rest of the night.  more»

This Find is making me hungry.

Re: arthritis, it could be that banging on the keys is so difficult that they just said "screw it" and accepted the typos. I know it's difficult enough for me to type on my laptop on days when my arthritis is flaring; the thought of using a typewriter then makes me wince.  more»